Reunited for the first time since college for a wedding, will sparks fly between Edward and Bella as they are both single at the same time for the first time?

All-Human.

Canon Couples.

Rating for Underage Drinking, Language, and Possible Sexual Situations.

Inspired by the hilarious website www.textsfromlastnight.com

Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she
can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let
Edward in on her plan.

New Year's Eve brings heavy consequences for Edward forcing him to re-evaluate his behavior. This one shot was written for the Twilight Gift Exchange. Angst/Humor/Romance

Based on the saying "If you love something set it free.." Bella and Edward are best friends. She's in love with him and when he tells the family news of his engagement, she is heartbroken. Will he return to her or go on with it? Rated M for some language.

This one-shot was written for the 2010 Twilight Winter Gift Exchange.

Edward has grown to adulthood as the only child of a farming family. Hoping to earn extra money, he travels to the city each day, ultimately finding more than he bargained for within one of the mansions of affluent Chicago. AU, B&E, explicit lemons.

Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.

Warning: A very stupid and pointless attempt at humor. So go ahead at your own risk. Also, beware of some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity.

Edward Cullen is a professional snowboarder and dirty-mouthed slope king; Bella Swan is a world renowned figure skater and not so innocent ice princess. When their two worlds collide at the 2010 Winter Olympic Games, the realm of winter sports will be never be the same again. Vancouver won't even know what hit it.

AU/AH, eventual canon couples. Rated NC-17 for future lemons.

Edward walked away...leaving Bella to pick up the pieces of her life on her own. Since that moment Jacob has stood faithfully by her side. Over time, relationships develop and fall apart, and an unexpected person enters her life that makes her question everything. Will Bella surrender her past? Can she choose a different path? Will she fall apart at the seams or somehow manage to keep it all together?

BellaxJacob - BellaxEdward

An in canon retelling of Breaking Dawn from the perspective of the thoughtful and pensive Edward.

Time passed, and I was blissfully unaware. I existed only in this moment with her. Hope burgeoned deep within me as I gazed at the sleeping enchantress. She was my salvation… my reason for carrying on what I had once believed to be a pointless and cursed existence. Through Bella’s love, I was redeemed. Through her, I’d finally found the peace that had eluded me for so many years. And so it was here, in our bubble, that I remained for as long as time permitted. Lulled into a state of relaxation by the steady pounding of Bella’s heart, and the rhythmic crashing of the waves.

Bella is a stripper who meets Edward, a doctor, at the club, Jane's Coterie, after an unfortunate incident. The fates draw them together. Rated NC17 for lemons and violence. FYI, coterie means club or clique. AU/AH/OOC

Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part
of her soul. Can Jasper her find it again, when she didn't know she was
looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series
*In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*

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Edward watches as Bella grieves for him.  And he watches as she moves on.

New Moon AU- no dangerous activities, just a look at what might have happened if Edward had kept his promise, and Bella had kept hers.  No werewolves, either. 

Angst. One-shot, not to be continued.

What's real and what's fiction?

Bella wants a kid with her boss, feels her biological clock ticking and would have jumped him by now if it wasn't for the fact he's a major playboy. Her boss, Edward, secretly desires Bella and, to look cooler, he pretends to be a playboy by fakin' relationships with a harem of eight women.

Where are the lies and the truth?

Alice is very one-man oriented; she has eyes only for Jasper. But Jasper is in a commited gay relationship with Emmett and has repeatedly told her that he sees her as the little sister. Ruthless shark of the business world but dork in real life, Alice has given up. Running into Rosalie and Bella, she develops cofidence and gets a sexy makeover.  Watch out world!

What is make-believe and what is reality?

Jasper is a womanizer who only agreed to pretend to be Emmett's boyfriend to get stalker Alice off his back. That of course, is true, until he sees Alice bend over in those tight little pants...

Telling a lie only makes the truth even harder to discern...

Emmett wants Rosalie. Nice and simple. But she isn't a one-man-kind-of-girl. So to get close to her, he pretends to be gay. But the thing is, he pretends too well. For a year and a half, he and Rosalie have gotten closer, but now Emmett and Jasper's parents think they are almost on their way to having a commitment ceremony.

What the hell is up with the screwy here?

Finally, the guys all think that Bella and Alice are lesbian lovers. Don't ask.

If you want a world of f***ing hilarious mind games, come right in and read ahead. But seriously, beware of the laugh-out-loud mind f***ery.

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