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Penname: jajo [Contact]
Real name: MJ
Status: Administrator
Member Since: January 21, 2009
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I am a happily married working mom who juggles a professional career, two small boys, a ton of friends, and my very handsome husband. Writing is something that is just for me and that I truly enjoy. My best friend, RoseArcadia, is my number one fan and sounding board. If you don't like the story, go beat her up. ;)


I am completely on Team Jasper (hair from the first Twilight movie--I'm concerned about the New Moon hairdo). But I do moonlight on Team Edward and Team Jacob--especially after the New Moon trailer.


In my career I've had to deal with a lot of crappy, real life stuff, so my stories are fun fluff with a little melodrama thrown in. Although I enjoy angsty fanfic, I just can't write it to save my life. The lemons, however, are DEFINITELY based on real life. ;) Thanks hubby for the research help.


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Stories by jajo
Summary:

In the world of the Others, Alice and Jasper have been cruelly separated by vicious in-laws with god complexes, lovely Bella's baby has an unknown father, and the only one who can save the day is Vampward (with the help of an odd assortment of vampires, werewolves, demons, witches and an odd fairy or two).

So, will Edward be able to keep Alice safe from the General's enemies? 

So, will Edward be able to help Jasper and Alice get back together? 

Will Edward be able to get past third base with Bella?

 


Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Leah, Mike, Robert Pattinson, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 23609
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2009 Updated: July 12, 2010


Eddie's Little Secret by jajo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 565]
Summary:

What's real and what's fiction?

Bella wants a kid with her boss, feels her biological clock ticking and would have jumped him by now if it wasn't for the fact he's a major playboy. Her boss, Edward, secretly desires Bella and, to look cooler, he pretends to be a playboy by fakin' relationships with a harem of eight women.

Where are the lies and the truth?

Alice is very one-man oriented; she has eyes only for Jasper. But Jasper is in a commited gay relationship with Emmett and has repeatedly told her that he sees her as the little sister. Ruthless shark of the business world but dork in real life, Alice has given up. Running into Rosalie and Bella, she develops cofidence and gets a sexy makeover.  Watch out world!

What is make-believe and what is reality?

Jasper is a womanizer who only agreed to pretend to be Emmett's boyfriend to get stalker Alice off his back. That of course, is true, until he sees Alice bend over in those tight little pants...

Telling a lie only makes the truth even harder to discern...

Emmett wants Rosalie. Nice and simple. But she isn't a one-man-kind-of-girl. So to get close to her, he pretends to be gay. But the thing is, he pretends too well. For a year and a half, he and Rosalie have gotten closer, but now Emmett and Jasper's parents think they are almost on their way to having a commitment ceremony.

What the hell is up with the screwy here?

Finally, the guys all think that Bella and Alice are lesbian lovers. Don't ask.

If you want a world of f***ing hilarious mind games, come right in and read ahead. But seriously, beware of the laugh-out-loud mind f***ery.

Summary written by the fab tellytubby101

 

 

Thank you to RoseArcadia for the fab banner!

 

 


Categories: AU, AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: No Word count: 43844
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2009 Updated: March 25, 2010


Summary:

 

Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh!

But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice?  What does she fulfill in him?

Imagine a world in which Alice cannot see the future and is a human sophmore living on a college campus, attending school.  She has this creepy guy (who is very sexy but sadly wardrobe challenged) who follows her around all day, staring at her, with a look of pain on his face. 

What does Jasper need from Alice that he can't find with another girl?  And, more importantly, what will he and his friends (who are not quite human) do to make sure he ends up with what he needs?

Hint: lots of lemons may be involved.

And Coming Soon:

 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 67580
[Report This] Published: March 12, 2009 Updated: February 23, 2010


Edward's Treatment by jajo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 62]
Summary:

By popular request, the "treatment" Alice receives in the Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy told from Edward's POV.

Someone gets licked, someone gets angry, and there are some lemons involving more than two people at the end--what's not to love about this story?  ;)


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 11844
[Report This] Published: June 26, 2009 Updated: July 18, 2009


Naked Ben by jajo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 26]
Summary:

Latest one-shot from the Others' Series.  Follow up to "Naked Angela"


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Ben
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3117
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2009 Updated: May 26, 2009


Naked Angela by jajo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 42]
Summary:

Where did Angela poof off to in Chapter 11 of the Good Looking Loony Tunes Stalker Guy?  Who's her mate?  And, wait, she gets naked?

Angsty, followed by lemony goodness.

 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Angela, Ben, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3642
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2009 Updated: May 16, 2009


Summary:

 

Find out a little more about the Others' "meat market" that Emmett and Rosalie run.

You probably can read this one-shot f you haven't read The Good Looking Loony Tunes Stalker Guy yet.  It's understandable (and funny I hope) but it will even funnier if you've read at least read a couple of GLLTSG's chapters.

 

 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1802
[Report This] Published: April 22, 2009 Updated: April 26, 2009


Summary:

Until I met Alice Brandon I could not see color, except for the red tint that would flash across my vision when I was truly infuriated or when I… killed.

Part of the one chapter stories set in the world of The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy.  You do NOT have to have read that story to enjoy this one. The ultimate answer to what Jasper gets from Alice!


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1123
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: April 03, 2009


Summary:

What happens when Queen Alice rules? 

This story uses the characters from"The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy".  However, you do not need to have read that story to read this one. 

This is a short, one chapter bit of lemony fluff for all the wonderful reviewers who want to read about lemony goodness between Jasper and Alice.  You pervs!  ;)

Very much NC-17. 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2091
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: April 01, 2009






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