Seth and Emmett discuss basic functions. Very basic functions ... Breaking Dawn era one-shot. Humour.

What if Edward Cullen weren't a 109-year-old vampire...what if he were 'born' yesterday? When Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the Olympic Forest one rainy evening, a fateful encounter between the two will change the course of both of their lives forever.

Canon pairings; OOC vampire characteristics. Rated NC-17 for some swearing and violence, and more lemony goodness as the story progresses.

When World War I forever alters the lives of Bella Swan, and Jasper and Edward Cullen, the bonds between friends, lovers, brothers, and father and sons will be tested. Will the tatters of their lives be mended, or are there some actions that can't be forgiven?

AH, OOC

All they ever wanted was to be together, but they weren't even allowed that. As a result they've been pushed to an extreme. The only thing that will allow them to be together forever. 

NC-17- This one-shot deals with extreme measures.

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Waylon Forge was dead, my parents were leaving town to tend to the funeral, and I was being shipped off to stay with the Cullens for two weeks. Residing with the most reclusive family on the west coast was bound to be an experience I'd never forget.

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In an alternate all human universe, where society reached modern times with the equivalent to an Ancient Roman appearance and level of technology, sexual pleasure is paramount; the Cullens are a breed apart: sexual vegetarians, if you will. 

Bella is an "Innocent" and so off limits for deeper sexual grat

ification, a role she gladly embraces, taking pleasure only in giving to those around her. 

That is until she meets Edward.  Suddenly her Father's insistence

on her remaining an Innocent and Aro's desires to keep her for himself have become an unwelcome burden to her life.  How will Bella and Edward su

rvive their desire to be together when it is forbidden?

This story is a thinly disguised excuse for steamy lemons in the vein of a Roman orgy, yet there is also a deeper story about selfless giving and how love might just be worth waiting for...and fighting for.

*WARNING*  This story starts out with intense woman/woman imagery, and will depict graphic multi-partner pairings in future chapters.  DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT OR IF YOU ARE NOT OF LEGAL AGE TO DO SO!!!

The New Watcher’s Council has an offer for the Cullens, all because they spared one newborn Vampire who happened to be a Slayer.

It's been twenty years since Edward left Bella in Forks. When he and the Cullens move to North Pole, Alaska, they meet someone who opens up his old wounds. Will Edward be willing to try at love again, or will he make the same mistake twice.

A look at Jake's perspective during New Moon. His feelings for Bella and his surprise at his hidden heritage. After the pack finally catches and kills Victoria, Jake and Bella's relationship becomes more serious. When Bella receives a surprise birthday card almost a year after the Cullens departure her world is turned upside down once again. AU – New Moon. Rated for language and future lemons.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight (I only wish I did). Anything you recognize from the Twilight Saga belongs to Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement is intended.

Edward comes home to be the Best Man in his sister's wedding, standing up for a guy he can't stand and next to girl he can't figure out. What will happen when he discovers that the Maid of Honor isn't who he thought she was?

No matter how hard you try, some things are impossible to substitute. An entry for the Love Lost Contest. All Human, Out Of Character, rated NC-17 for adult and sensitive topics.

While being interviewed by a kid for the school paper, Edward looks back on his past, reminiscing about the girl that got away. What would happen if she ever walked back into his life? Rated M.

My entry for the Love Lost Contest.

After a long absence, Edward Masen returns from Chicago to his home town of Forks, Missouri with his brother Emmett.  He never expected to find that so much had changed.  Close friends have passed and Forks had become corrupt thanks to Federal Marshall James McCall.  To make matters worse, his childhood friend has become the woman of his dreams. Now Edward will stop at nothing to restore Forks back to its former glory and win Bella's hear.  It seems becoming an outlaw and vigilante seems to be the only way out. BXE, AH, AU.