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Reviewer: adirondackmommi (Signed) · Date: January 14, 2014 04:48 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

Well, I thought they were going to cut off his junk....so this really isn't so bad.

Reviewer: saroya (Signed) · Date: June 01, 2011 10:30 AM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

very very funny, I like it!!

Reviewer: Totoro (Anonymous) · Date: September 21, 2010 04:53 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

Bhaha, this was cute. :)

Reviewer: fierymischief (Signed) · Date: August 31, 2010 07:02 AM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

XD That's great.

Reviewer: ermireallydontcare (Signed) · Date: August 31, 2010 01:27 AM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

Hahaha! That has to be the ultimate way to punish Edward!

I was expecting like torture or something...

And the end with Alice made me laugh. I wonder if vampires can get hair transplants? (And if that's a real thing or something I've just made up? I'm not sure.)

Amusing one-shot :)

Reviewer: Openhome (Anonymous) · Date: July 25, 2010 01:50 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

Bwahahahahahahaha!

That was the funniest thing ever. I can so see millions of girls (and very hormonal women) going into shock over this. Loved it!



Author's Response:

*evil cackle*

Thanks for reviewing! I'm happy you got a kick out of it. The reactions have been funny, especially on ff.net.

 

Reviewer: shiny silver grl (Signed) · Date: June 14, 2010 05:45 AM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

Heheee



Author's Response:

Thanks for commenting! :)

Reviewer: vixenjc (Signed) · Date: June 12, 2010 10:06 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

wow



Author's Response:

Thank you for commenting :)

Reviewer: sammydjones123 (Signed) · Date: March 14, 2010 01:21 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  YOU MADE THEM SHAVE EDWARD BALD!!!!!!!! >:(  HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!  THEN YOU MADE BELLA GO ALL SOBBING AND PLAY WITH HIS FREAKING SHAVED HAIR!!!!!!!  YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD HER HUG HIM OR SOMETHING!!!!!  I MEAN REALLY SHE ISN'T THAT SHALLOW!!!!! DIE MOTHER F-ER DIE!!!!!! *attacks and rips you up and burns the pieces*



Author's Response:

*dies, cackling evilly*

Reviewer: AbruptlyChagrined (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2010 08:06 AM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

*shudders*

This is the most horrifying piece of literature I have ever read!..........shame on you, sicko!

D:<



Author's Response:

Muahahahaha! XD

Reviewer: miaokuancha (Signed) · Date: December 30, 2009 06:04 AM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

omg! POOR EDWARD!!!

*sigh*   Glad it's not 'for real'.

Can't wait for more of MLY!!



Author's Response:

What would the fandom do if Edward didn't have his piles of gorgeous bronze hair? It would be insanity! Mayhem! *scream*

Hehehe.

 

More MLY coming soon...

 

 

Reviewer: the_bouquet (Anonymous) · Date: December 28, 2009 10:34 AM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

*giggle* That's great! Silly is always good. :)

You know what would make a nice companion piece? If, when they get home, Alice finds she hasn't escaped punishment either... and her closet is completely empty, and credit cards have been mysteriously cancelled...



Author's Response:

And Carlisle starts getting phone calls from lawyers filing medical malpractice suits against him...

All of Rosalie's automotive tools disappear...

Esme's lovely decorating has been redone with velvet Elvis wall hangings...

Reviewer: Seventeen Forever (Signed) · Date: December 27, 2009 07:07 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

..............wpw............just wow

 

it was good! very different...but just...wow



Author's Response:

:) Cool. Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Bellababe76 (Signed) · Date: December 27, 2009 02:40 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

OMG......I did not see that coming........I didn't know wether to laugh or cry



Author's Response:

*lol* Well, I'd much rather you laughed, but it's all good.

Reviewer: This Girl loves to Talk (Signed) · Date: December 27, 2009 02:09 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

lol...i really didnt see that coming :)



Author's Response:

Cool beans. I guess I actually managed to preserve the element of surprise for once.

Reviewer: readergoof (Signed) · Date: December 27, 2009 02:07 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

yes you createn you are a dork



Author's Response:

*lol* Thanks, goof. I won't take that the wrong way coming from you.

 

And, jeez... if yer gonna call me a cretin, at least spell it right. Ha!

Reviewer: hc4metal (Signed) · Date: December 27, 2009 01:30 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

lol



Author's Response:

XD

Reviewer: Winterstale (Signed) · Date: December 27, 2009 12:57 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

You have a wicked sense of humor! My stomach was in knots and then !~

Hey, at least he still has a nose to pinch in frustration when Ali is trying on the rugs.

Bad....bad... ; )

-w



Author's Response:

It was pretty bad, wasn't it? *evil laugh*

Reveling in my dorkiness...

Reviewer: Jeannette (Signed) · Date: December 27, 2009 12:56 PM · On: A Most Cruel Punishment (one-shot)

Bwhahah, Dang you almost made me pee myself!!!



Author's Response:

XD Glad you liked it.

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