Esme's day started out so well, but after a sidewalk tumble lands her in the arms of a stranger, she quickly learns that anything can happen in New York City.

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Edward can’t believe it when Bella, sitting in his car with him, suddenly starts to bleed. He is horrified until he realizes it’s only her “time of month” and there is nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for him, this does nothing to dissuade his heroin-like craving, especially when there are veritable goldmines of Bella’s sweet blood, just sitting there in her trash! Can Edward really go through with his plot? Won’t Bella notice her missing garbage? How will the Cullens escape detection now?

Find out in: The Maddeningly Marvellous, Magically Mysterious, Majestically Malodorous Maxi-Pad Misadventures of Edward Cullen and the Crimson Tide!

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A psychic. A telepath. And a witch or two.

Edward and Alice Swan move to New York City to start their junior year at Hale School. When Alice's natural talent for precognition starts to manifest itself more strongly, Edward begins to develop telepathic abilities. What secrets do the two siblings discover about Edward's lab partner, Bella Cullen? What do they discover about their own family?

Rated for underage sexuality/drinking/etc in upcoming chapters.

Note: Previously titled "Grey's School... for Young Men"

Edward Masen, number one under-18 track star, and also Bella's inspiration for running.

So what happens when she applies to his school... and gets in?

Not to mention the fact that the school is a boys-only. Based on Hana Kimi. 

AU, AH. Rated NC17 for later chapters (just in case).

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At a pivotal moment in New Moon, a simple choice alters the course of Bella's future, and she is forced to endure several more weeks before Edward's eventual return to Forks.  Victoria, a pack of young werewolves, and the blossoming of an undeniable bond become the least of Bella's concerns as she undergoes her own supernatural transformation. It turns out vampires and werewolves aren’t the only things that go bump in the night.  Edward/Bella/Jacob

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Bella is a beautiful, young, widowed mother. Edward is her daughter's handsome, witty, obnoxious teacher. Will Bella be able to handle her obvious yet inappropriate attraction to Mr. Cullen? Or will she become a Teacher's Pet? Rated for language and content.

Second place in 'The Best Rosalie Award'.

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When Bella falls into the funny, warped, dark world of the professional seduction community she learns that life isn't always rational and exactly how dangerous irrationality can be. AU-AH

Five years after Edward and Bella find their "forever", a new vampire joins the Cullens—Royce. He and the Cullens move to Astoria, Oregon, ready to live a “normal” life. Instead, they find their worlds flipped upside down and shaken around when Royce meets Chloe. Just as they think everything is returning to normal, a horrendous new threat throws all of them back into the world full of chaos and trepidation—Jane and her new mate, Aiden.

Canon characters! There are two new characters, and they are actually the ones that the story revolves around. Of course, the rest of the Cullens are also main characters.

Disclaimer: Even though I want to own Twilight (especially those hottie vampires and wolves), I don't. They're all SM's creations. With the exception of my original characters, everything in the story, including locations and names, belongs to their respectful owners.

Esme doesn't get many opportunities to help others, but when she finds a young woman in distress, she knows just what to do.

           What would you do during a once in a lifetime event, even for a vampire? Go out and party, spend time with your family, be intimate with your mate? How about all of the above! Who would have guessed that that once in a lifetime event could change everything you know.

The last time this event occurred, they think was the time of the dinosaurs – it’s that rare. This rare occurrence causes a disturbance in the lives of all vampires and shifters and there is nothing, anyone can do about it, absolutely no one.

Can everyone learn to live again after their lives have been completely changed or will it be the cause of their destruction?

Written from Bella's PoV.

Life for Isabella Swan had never been easy. Growing up at the mercy of an abusive alcoholic father and mentally unstable mother had made her age far before her time.

One summer, after escaping the prison she called home, a blond haired man waltzes through the front door of a candy shop and right into her heart.  What happens next is something neither of them could have expected.

Two years later, he is suddenly thrust back into her life and has something to say. What is a girl supposed to do when finds herself about to marry the nephew of the man who had both saved her life and shattered her heart? That summer stands between her and the life she always wanted.

Lies are told, mistakes are made, and hearts are broken. Will she get her happy ending after all, or will her saving grace destroy them all?

Rated NC-17 for strong lanuage, adult situations, eating disorders, vague descriptions of rape, domestic violence, addiction, and lemons later on.

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This story revolves around a couple of entries from a journal that Esme kept during her Newborn year.

Jacob Black isn't sure his fiancee, Isabella Swan, is ready to commit to him. And so he hires Edward Cullen to steal her heart and then break it, all to test her loyalty. But what happens when Edward, himself, starts to fall in love with her? Will he tell her the truth and face the consequences or will he walk away forever?