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Penname: blondie [Contact]
Real name: Robin
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Member Since: March 22, 2008
Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1484456/blondie_AKA_robin
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Blonde, mom, twilight addicted, and 'writer'


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Stories by blondie
Summary: Feature

Dark Side of the Moon banner

Thanks Roo, for the amazing banner! 

And more keep coming in!  Thanks to m81170 for this lovely piece of art:

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Here's another amazing pic that fits in with Dark Side of the Moon perfectly -thank you to JohannaL for ID'ing the author:  http://smirks-works.livejournal.com/ check out her (I assume) other manips - she's a genius!

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Updated November, 2009

This story is now COMPLETE!

Dark Side of the Moon is my version of New Moon from Edward’s point of view.  Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be. 

This tormented story has been a part of my life for about a year and a half – and what a ride it’s been!  Meant to be canon and in character, I hope you enjoy angsty Edward and his suffering during New Moon.  As unhappy as Bella was during this time, Edward suffered so much more (I think).  So be sure and crack open a fresh box of tissues before reading!

 Thank you to everyone for all the reviews, especially to those of you who reviewed each and every chapter!  Your support and loyalty have been the driving force to me getting this project finished – and I hope it’s lived up to all of your expectations.

Love you all,

blondieakarobin

PS.  As one last thank you, I’ve posted a formatted, printable copy of Dark Side of the Moon at http://bit.ly/2vLHMi, as will also post as an electronic version suitable for viewing on a kindle or MobiReader.  I’m also posting a ‘Director’s Cut’ that includes citations of all of Bella’s quotes from Twilight, research notes, and even funny comments from my betas in this version in the same directory.

blondie

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Use of the dialog from the series is just for clarity - Stephenie Meyer owns all things twilight!  I'm making absolutely nothing from this work.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 163080
[Report This] Published: May 09, 2008 Updated: February 26, 2010


Summary:

At seventeen, Bella had a warm, dry, happy life in Arizona with her mom and stepdad.  Can a wayward thought, an old movie, and a group of breathtakingly beautiful, golden-eyed spirits lead her to her cold, wet destiny?

* A fanciful Twilight retelling of A Christmas Carol*

(And, really, who wouldn't prefer Edward to an ugly old ghost?!)

 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 17709
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2009 Updated: February 19, 2010


Summary:

Thanks to all of you who voted with your dark hearts:

When Edward reneges on his promise to 'try' and changes Bella without testing the sexual waters, she emerges revamped bloodthirsty, bitter, and bitchy. The Cullens reap the rewards of her perpetual PMS in lethal, dead funny,and disgusting ways. Don't mess with the Virgin Vamp!


Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: Bella, Demetri, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 12430
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2009 Updated: October 22, 2009


Seduction by blondie Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 87]
Summary:

Chapter 20 from Eclipse (Compromise) from Edward's POV.

Bella was intent on seducing Edward, but somehow he managed to get a ring on her finger.  His side of the story may surprise you - or maybe it won't!

Go get him, Bella!

Written for JAustenlover - she was the winning bidder for my services in the SupportStacie auction.  Be sure and send her some love for requesting this piece, and for her generosity.  Love ya, JAl!

http://www.twilighted.net/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=8656


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: Totality
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10184
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2009 Updated: May 18, 2009


Summary:

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A silly drabble about Esme and banana hammocks.

Posted by request of Alice_Laughed, in honor of Admittedly_Obsessed.

You don't want to know...trust me.

Thanks to Alice_Laughed (and she did) for the banner!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 536
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2009 Updated: January 27, 2009


Summary:

A Breaking Dawn Missing Moment - At the wedding reception, Bella and Jacob discussed her honeymoon plans.  At the same time, Edward dances with Tanya...and the same subject arises.

Rated R for Tanya's...experience.

This one-shot parallels pages 61-66 in Breaking Dawn.

In Edward's voice.


Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Edward, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2314
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2008 Updated: December 01, 2008


The Souvenir by blondie Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary:

During his time away from Carlisle and Esme, Edward encounters someone famous, well infamous. A darker side of Edward... Response to sillybella's President's Day Challenge.

Written in February, 2008.

 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

This piece is a response to sillybella’s President’s day challenge:

Since the Fluff Challenge has Valentine's Day covered, here's one for Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and President's Day. Write a story about a Cullen "rubbing elbows" with a famous historical figure. The historical figure can be a famous politician, doctor, inventor, military figure, religious leader, activist, author, etc. No limits there. :) The meeting could be anything from a years-long friendship to a chance conversation in an elevator. The timing could be any point during the Cullen's life (while mortal or a vampire) or during the historical figure's life (before or after they became famous). No word limit. The only restrictions are

1) In keeping with policy, the historical figure must be HISTORICAL (i.e. dead).
2) The story has to be plausible to both the real world and Stephenie Meyer's world. (Time travel is out, and no "Carlisle goes on a crime spree with Ghandi and Mother Theresa.") Keep it in character for everybody.Let's set the deadline for President's Day (Feb 18th). Have fun:)”

So here is a peek into Edward’s past – and his rebellious side. Thanks to psymom and BackupBella two fantastic TwilightMoms for beta’s


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1406
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2008 Updated: October 15, 2008


Drastic Measures by blondie Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 25]
Summary:

Written in February, 2008 

This is a study of what it would be like if Bella had to be changed into a vampire due to some catastrophic event. I’ve written it in the form of an alternative ending to Eclipse, starting after the chapter ‘Snap Decision’. (The chapter ends with Victoria’s beheading.)

This is not meant to be a complete, all-encompassing conclusion to Eclipse, just an exploration of what-if.

Thank you so much to vnfan for the beta read!

By the way, you might want to have a box of tissues handy…

In Bella's words...


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Jacob, Sam
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3866
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2008 Updated: September 01, 2008


Phoenix Rising by blondie Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 38]
Summary:

This is a Midnight Sun-like double shot describing Edward’s experience saving Bella in Phoenix. It parallels two chapters in Twilight, 22. Hide and Seek, and 23. The Angel.”  Written from Edward's POV.

As always, all publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.

Thanks to psymom (an excellent author) for a great beta.  Originally written in February, 2008.


Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: White Night
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 3789
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2008 Updated: September 01, 2008


first light by blondie Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 118]
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Bella and Edward have faced nearly every obstacle imaginable in their quest to be together, and yet have overcome them all.  Now they face what may be their greatest challenge:  Marriage.  As promises are fulfilled and relationships change, Bella and Edward try and reach the fairy tale ending that true love should bring.  One threat still remains and now it hangs over the entire Cullen family.  Bella is the key to protecting the family; but can she find enough control in time to save them?

 


Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Ben, Billy, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Gianna, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Marcus, Mike, Phil, Quil, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Tyler
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes Word count: 66837
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2008 Updated: August 31, 2008


A Changing Heart by blondie Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 73]
Summary:

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WINNER:  Best Angst/Drama AND Best Missing Moment at The Twilight Awards 

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SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN

Edward's experience during Bella's change - while she was unconscious.  Parallels pages 355-378.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

 


Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Jacob, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4636
[Report This] Published: August 18, 2008 Updated: August 18, 2008


Music Lessons by blondie Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 66]
Summary:

Music Lessons 

WINNER:  Mr. Perfect at the Mystic Awards

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WINNER:  Best Daddy Edward at The Twilight Awards

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A missing moment from Breaking Dawn - some bonding time between Edward and Nessie... and Jacob!  Some Jacob/Rosalie action as well...

 


Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Edward, Jacob, Nessie, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2014
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2008 Updated: August 05, 2008


Brotherhood by blondie, Roo Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 98]
Summary:

The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny Roo and the Edward-centric blondie!

Amazingly in canon - believe it or not!


Categories: Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 9835
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2008 Updated: August 04, 2008


Verbal Engagement by blondie Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 16]
Summary: Feature

Bella and Edward break the news to Charlie and Renee of their engagement.

I wrote this a while back, and it ended up paralleling part of Chapter 1 of Breaking Dawn.  Here's how I saw it happening 8-)

A one-shot in Bella's voice.


Categories: AU, Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward, Renee
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2576
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2008 Updated: June 11, 2008


As Bella Sleeps by blondie Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 73]
Summary: Feature

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This story is a Midnight Sun-type one-shot, that is, Edward's POV of Twilight.

It takes place at between TW14 (Mind over Matter) and TW15 (The Cullens) while Bella sleeps – a peek into Edward’s infatuation, and how he reacts to hearing Bella say 'I love you" for the first time.


Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: White Night
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 13616
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 23, 2008


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This is Edward's side of the bedroom reunion scene in eclipse (Chapter 8: Temper, pages 185-195).

Many thanks to psymom and MarcyJ for very thorough and extremely helpful betas - they're amazing!

As usual, all the regular disclaimers apply: Stephenie Meyer owns all things twilight; no money is being made from this work; and absolutely no copyright infringement is intended. The dialog from eclipse here is copied only for clarity. Thanks to Stephenie for creating such wonderful characters!

One other note: I am a member of team Switzerland - I do not dislike Jacob, so don't be upset with me. Edward, on the other hand, has his own opinions...

In Edward's words...


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: Totality
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 7339
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2008 Updated: April 18, 2008






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