Aw, damn it! I need more. Love me some Sibling Rivalry. Now I got to figure out how to get my printer working so I can print out a copy for me and my friend. Please write more!! Oh, and I'm guessing this doesn't have a end? Cause even when Bella would get turned there'd be even more hard-core pranking and rivalry. Just had a brainwave - the Cullen's during winter, snowball fights, ice-skating and more snow-coated goodness. Just an idea.

i really enjoyed this story so far. please keep writing, as i will be checking up on this story. jasper's story has always intrigued me. like stephanie myer wrote, jasper was always in the background. he is my favourite character and i am glad you have delved more into his background. so, please, please, please keep writing!

Wow. What an imagination you have. To be honest, I was unsurprised about Edward being the 'vampire in the basement'. But I love what you've done with the story, and Bella's slow and methodical way of working with him.

This is an amazing story. I have to admit that some parts are slightly out of character, but I like that Bella and Jasper have such a strong connection. I also like how you've made Rosalie's character a bit easier to sympathise with and that Emmett shows his sweeter side.

I also liked that you gave an insight into how it was for Rosalie and Emmett when they began to 'court' as it would have been put in those days. Just the fact that you've put that Rosalie and Emmett weren't always so horny is a bit of a relief.

So, I hope you keep on with this story, as I think it is fascinating to have the "what-if's" as a story. Please update soon! :)

Oh my God! The ending was amazing... BUT I NEED MORE! Please write more!

I love how extensively you have gone into Emmett's backstory. You took 'Emmett and the Bear' and ran with it. Literally.

And the whole family. His deep connection and love for them - except Willie, of course. You've also gone into the whole Appalacian 1930's thing, and I love the reference to the Moonshine song. And the line 'and the angel picked me up to take me to Heaven' (or however it goes - I can never remember the exact line), I love how well you incorporated it into the story. You really have a feel for Emmett and his story, and I can just see it playing out in my head.

So, to conclude this, I really hope you continue this story. I will favourite's this! Lots of love to you for writing this story!!

I'm completely and totally in awe of this story. Love it and you have some lines which just break my heart. Again, I'm afraid I'm not really in the reviewing mood, and this story also makes me speechless, but I'm in love with this story. This Edward seems a lot more rational than Twilight Edward, too. Just want to say, I admire your originality, and please keep writing.

Oooh!! I like this story, and that's saying something. I don't usually like the Renesmee stories, but I like how you incorporated the whole worlock thing into it. Makes it much more dramatic. Please update soon!!

Major 'awww'-ness. I thought that Bella would be pregnant. And I laughed at Edward's reaction. If I could've laughed properly (have sick Mum in other room) I would have laughed hysterically at Alice's reaction. I love how you compared it to a clap of thunder you know is coming, but scares you anyway. Reminds me of horror movies. You know that some freaky bastard is going to come through the door with an ax, but it still makes you almost-about shit your pants when he does. So yes, wonderful story, and I hope you write more soon. And, my love goes out to you and your family, hope they are all well.

Interesting story. Love that you've kept the Denali's as the Cullen's cousins, but I was a bit surprised to see that you've put Aro and Carlisle as half-brothers. The whole Alec and Jane thing cracked me up. Teenagers are totally like that. And I like that Bella was wary of her daughters being similar when they are that age. But unfortunately all teenagers are like that, because that's the natural order of things.

Pretty much anything after brushing your teeth tastes horrible. I've had Red Bull after brushing my teeth - you know, a caffine hit before school - and it tasted awful! Didn't gag, have an insanely strong gag reflex, but it tasted nasy - I actually wanted to throw up! (That's my answer to the tooth brushing question)

But, in response to the story - love it! You really get the idea of the Cullen's charade on being human. And the whole 'boys eating heaps' and the 'Alice taking her sweet time to get dressed' thing. Lots of laughs. Rude Emmett was my favourite, though. 

Wow. Finally, right? I'd have to say that this is my favourite chapter so far. Love the kiss. Hehehe. It's all warm and fuzzy inside my brain now. I think all of the fans will be very happy that Story Iris let love in. But I can tell that it won't all be lollipops and rainbows for too long. And... just wondering - have you thought about my idea? It could be tweaked a bit now, since they are all kissing and sexiness and stuff. He could give her the key card for his room, and she could walk in and he'd be all sexy, wet-hot like McSteamy in that Grey's Anatomy episode. Hmm.... okay, my throat honestly went dry from that tantilizing visual. Unfortunately nothing new to report on the random LMAO story front. It's just little old me sitting at home on the computer with my dog falling asleep on my feet. But I am so bored, as my iPod won't connect properly with my computers, so I have zero songs on my iPod, and about 150 songs on my mp3 player, or as I call it - temporary Pod. I'm thinking I need a new iPod. *le sigh* I hate money.

Anyway, back on track, love the story, hate the evil fucking flies buzzing around the room, and hope everything is going well in Real Iris' world!

Of course it's a 'DUN DUN DUNNNN' moment. I am very proud of you, though. It only took you 21 chapters, and Story Iris and Jackson are going to get it on. 'Get it on' with the porno 'bow chicka bow wow' music going on in the background. LOVE IT!

And I love the chapter, especially with the semen recipe book and the Twilight cast. Completely fuckng awesome. I couldn't have thought of it, so I bow down to you as a comedy master genius!

And Iris' reaction to the Kellan/Jackson thing was very realistic - I loved it. So, all in all, I loved the chapter, but I have to admit, I kind of hate you in the fact that you are a better writer than me and also for the fact that you kept all us readers waiting for the actual lemon, lemon-y, lemonade goodness. But don't worry, I'm not going to be tracking anyone down with the aid of Google Earth, because I'm pretty much broke, and they don't hand out free air points for being a good citizen. Otherwise I totally would come to Albuquerque, (and oh my God, I spelt it right on the first try) kick your ass, and then we would fly to see 100 Monkeys in concert and from there, we would go all Pinky and the Brain and take over the world. I would want to be the Brain because he has that hysterical voice, and you could say all the funny lines as Pinky.

And - getting back to the point - still absolutely love your story, and I hope that when my hotmail finally gets it's shit together, that my story will be half as cool as yours. Love ya, bye!

Swweeetttt! And shit, I just deleted my long and awesome rant. Of course, it had nothing to do with the story, but just about my family. Okay, let me start all over again... *clears throat*

My family is also insane. Constant family drama, which everyone knows as my grandmother and uncle are massive gossipers so everyone in a five mile vicinity and the family knows our business in less than an hour. Classy, right?

I also turned nineteen this week, and now I keep doing major grammatical and spelling errors. And just did it again on that last sentence. And again. Damn it. And for my birthday from my dad, I got a tattoo. I swallowed the fucking pain and I got through it without passing out. It's on my back, and stupid, stupid me is considering getting another one where I can see it, which would probably cause me to pass out. Obviously a lot more consideration is needed, and I know what you mean about Jackson's stare. Look up 'Are You Afraid of the Dark' on YouTube. Major smexiness there!

Keep on writing, and I hope you enjoy my insanely long and rather random reviews. I'll try to review on each chapter. Love ya, Courtney. (real name). Oh, and last thing, I am kiwiclovergirl on Twitter. Was talking to you last night about Jackson's sexiness on his gig last night. Tehe, Jerad's Kanye glasses. Okay, I'm done now. Bye, bye.