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Penname: tellingmelies [Contact]
Real name: Jenn
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Member Since: May 09, 2009

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The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13659]

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!

Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 19, 2010

Reviewer: tellingmelies Signed
Date: February 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Frustrated

So many people have rec'd this to me that I felt so out of the loop for not having read it. So here I I'm expecting epicness just so you know :)

Reviewer: tellingmelies Signed
Date: February 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Brainstorming, Interrupted

Hahaha pesky little Alice, she always know just when to arrive.




When Bella and Edward meet the first day of High School, he is a chubby misfit with no friends in a new town, aside from his popular cousins.  He meets Bella Swan, a well-liked, if uncoordinated, local with problems of her own.  This is the story of their friendship, their loss, their love and destruction.  Can they find their way back to each other?  And can they survive the changes they have both gone through since the fateful day they met?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Renee, Rosalie
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 41 Completed: No Word count: 164271
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2009 Updated: December 04, 2012

Reviewer: tellingmelies Signed
Date: November 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: Crash

Oh my god, I thought I was going to die reading this from his pov, but that last saved me with that last part...thank God, I don't think I could take anymore.

Reviewer: tellingmelies Signed
Date: October 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: How to Save a Life

Awww...he fell asleep by her side. I can only imagine her reaction when she wakes up. And his position, he's going to be in some

Great chapter, a friend on Twitter told me about it and I had to come check out Chubward

Chances by AmoreBella88 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 251]

Bella meets Edward in the ER. One funny internal monologue later and she's reduced to a bumbling baboon who's panties are drenched. Her life turns for the better, but can a random chance turn it gruesomely wrong?




(AU-AH, OOC for Bella’s vocabulary)




Rated NC-17 for language, mature sexual content, and later violence.


On temporary hiatus. 12/19/11


Thanks to Sarah_Elizabeth for the artwork!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, James, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 100289
[Report This] Published: September 24, 2009 Updated: January 19, 2011

Reviewer: tellingmelies Signed
Date: February 25, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Lost and Found

He came back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But wait...where did he go in the first place? Hmm...Gah! I want them together and I want them together now *stomps foot*. I am not above whining and you know I can hassle you ;)


OK, but truthfully I love it! Your Bella just cracks me the fuck up. Totally love her. And Edward, seriously...just admit that you wanted to smack that ass when it was shaking in front of you

Author's Response: Woot! He came back!! *Dances* Yay!!! Ohh, you'll find out where the fucker went, I assure you. It just won't be soon... ;) LOL! They'll maybe, kinda, sorta get together... And bb, I'm incredibly tolerant. You can whine all you'd like. I'm glad you like Bella, really, she's a hoot to write. Poor Edward, he had the goods in front of him and just let them slip away... *sigh* Thanks for reading and reviewing, h00r!!! <3

Reviewer: tellingmelies Signed
Date: March 07, 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: A Kink In The Plans

OMG I think this was my fave chapter so far! The interactions between Edward and Bella were just tooo good. And they KISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally (although I shouldn't be the one to talk).I love how they are constantly drawn to each other and need to touch all the time. Ohh, but I sense drama coming up because there's still Tayna to worry about.

Excellant chapter bb! I think I need to go read it again!

Oh and PS: I love how both our Bella's feel the need to smack the Edwards ;)

Author's Response: Yay! I'm so glad you liked it! KISSIES GALORE!! Woot! And yes, there will be some drama where Tanya is concerned... just don't hate me, okay? And honestly, if the guy you were mad crushing on left and made you worry, you'd smack him too, right?! I know I would! Thanks for reading and reviewing, sweets!

Reviewer: tellingmelies Signed
Date: April 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mother-Trucker

Hey now!! That was just evil!!! But I kinda like it...I didn't really like the thought of Edward hitting on Bella with Tanya on the side...


Such a good chapter! So are they gonna move forward now? Yes? Maybe so? PLEASE WOMAN!!! You gotta give me something! know I love you <3

Author's Response: *Insert evil laugh here* You know I'm evil, woman. Cliffhangers are my specialty, did ye know not? I wouldn't have Edward cheating, even if it was only talk... that makes for a very bad Edward in my book and I don't like bad Edwards. I like bad-boy Edwards, but not... Jeeze, you know what I mean. I'm so glad you liked it! And, er, they may or may not be moving forward. *Runs and hides* I love yous toos, bb! <3 thanks for reading and reviewing, sweetness!

Reviewer: tellingmelies Signed
Date: April 26, 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14: One Foot In The Door

OK, kiss in the mall..HOTTT.

Edward growling...FUCKING HOTTTT

Hand holding..awwwwww

CSI Vegas is the ONLY CSI around..js

And bb, I just love your humor. It cracks my shit up <3

Author's Response: Bb!!! I do lub me some growly Edward, yummy on a stick, right? I can only stand CSI:NY, after Gil left Vegas, it just went down-hill for me. And don't even get me started on Miami... Horatio is an ass. I'm so glad you enjoyed!! Thanks for reading and reviewing, love!

Author's Response: Bb!!! I do lub me some growly Edward, yummy on a stick, right? I can only stand CSI:NY, after Gil left Vegas, it just went down-hill for me. And don't even get me started on Miami... Horatio is an ass. I'm so glad you enjoyed!! Thanks for reading and reviewing, love!

Reviewer: tellingmelies Signed
Date: July 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: About Time

OMG, I love Bella's internal dialogue! She cracks me up. I'm sitting at work trying to hold on my laughter and I probably looked like I was having some sort of epileptic seizure or something.

Oh and Edward's confrontation with Tanya...LOVE IT!

Can't wait for more!


<3 your review h00r

Author's Response: LOL! I wish I could read fanfic at work. I would've gladly paid to see you laughing your ass off at work amidst crazy looks from your coworkers. This isn't the last we'll see of Tanya, though. Sadly she's got some other bidniz to do. Thank you so much for reading and reviewing, sweets! *muah!*


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