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Penname: erinbatt [Contact]
Real name: Erin Batt
Status: Member
Member Since: April 29, 2009
Beta-reader: No

BIO's make me nervous... A 27 year old wife and mother of one amazing and exhausting toddler.  An American transplant into the beautiful city that is Vancouver BC. (YUP, I said VC baby)

Patiently awaiting the day my boss offers to keep me on salary but wants me to tweet and write/read ff all day, every day.... paaattiieenntly waiting... *drums fingers*

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Reviews by erinbatt
Summary: Telling Charlie and Renee about the wedding and certain other revelations.
Categories: Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Charlie, Edward, Renee
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6774
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2008 Updated: June 29, 2008

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: June 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Can't believe I just now read this... how have I missed it before?!?

This is AMAZING TZ!!!  You wrote everything perfect blending it flawlessly into SM's version (*cough* better).  This is precisely how it SHOULD have been and how it was in my head.  Edward had to hear Bella explain her tears that night and Edward had to explain his intentions, both past and present, to Charlie to bridge the gap in his sudden "acceptance" for their marriage. 

Perfect and brilliantly written - truly an inspiration to us newbies!


Summary: Feature

It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC.  Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 85040
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: April 24, 2009

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: June 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Oh TZ!

I know you wrote this forever ago but I am just now reading it... Its almost 2 in the morning and I am out in the deck laughing hysterically at all the "little monster" lines.... where do you get this... hilarious, hot and insanely well written! 

"Crap. The monster stopped humping the blanket, raised its head and said huh?" ---- OMG I'm dying, seriously!

And it's all rolled into one 'keep me up all night lets, hope I dont wake the neigbours and the wine better not run out cuz I'm reading this thing thru till the end' amazingly well packaged little story.

Love it!



Snowed In by eclipsedawn Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5322]
Summary: Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin?

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 88293
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2008 Updated: January 02, 2010

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed starstarhalf-star
Date: May 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 24: Sweat

WHAT?!  WAIT.... WHAT!?!?!?  I'M LIVE?....THERE ARE NO MORE CHAPTERS YET.... How can this be, I just discovered this story and my need for it is insatiable.... I can't even continue MY story Im too busy reading this!  And now I'm all caught up and I have to wait!  God hates me!

UPDATE NOW!  Screw real life... more please - who the hell is at the door?  Is it Jake?  It has to be Jake.  Alice?  The annoying little critter she is... she saw all of this didn't she, thats why shes not answering.  Even tho shes human in this story, Im betting she sees and is playing these two like fiddles.

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS.... go write.  I love you! lol

K, I'm done being dramatic, I love this story and can't wait to see how it unfolds.  Thanks for you mind.... we appreciate it!




Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: July 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Knock, Knock-Who's there?

Fucking awesome!

Gave me that hot, sharp, bubbly feeling in the pit of my stomach... That's just good writing ;)

Oh... And the never-ending obvious plea to "update soon!" Lol... No... But seriously...


Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: January 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 29: Finally

Le sigh.... Totes called the twister mat way back when... That's so adorable. I love love love your Edward. He's so sweet and sincere. But then still says deliciously dirty things. So cute. Well written and worth the wait to have such a great chappy. With that said... If you make me wait that long again I may have to storm Indiana searching you out! ;)

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 28: Reunion

Goddamn I love you woman!
The peter pan shaddow was sheer brillance!
A team Jacob sign.... Seriously, you kill me!
Love you to pieces!



stories/2326/images/gonebanner.jpgWhat if the wolf pack hadn't interrupted Laurent before he bit Bella?  This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving her to prevent it from happening.

Rated for later chapters.  Just like in New Moon, Edward will make an appearance eventually!


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Laurent, Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Victoria
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 71429
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2008 Updated: November 25, 2009

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: May 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Reunions, Part III

would have been interesting to see a version where Edward doesnt meet up with bella until after shes turned.  But great material otherwise.... anxiously awaiting chapter 21 on the list! Literally checking every day, told everyone I know to check it out.  Superbly written! kudos!

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: May 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: The Date

MORE MORE MORE! I cant believe I have to wait for more! So good, I LOVE the fact that although its an alternate universe of Bella and Edward it fits precisely with the characters SM already established.  Brilliantly written so as to merge flawlessly with the previous impression of these characters.  More!

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: May 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14: Attack

Worth the wait!  Can't wait to see a great showdown between Vic and Bella!

Did Edward hear her before she made a point to lock down that shield...?  His breath caught as he stepped out onto the verandah....huh...? 


The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13662]

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!

Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 19, 2010

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed starstarstarstar
Date: May 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: The Wedding

OMG - worth the wait!  You did them justice.  This seems EXACTLY right to me.  The perfect ratio of conflict, pain, understanding, love and of course... steamy sex.  Glad we finally made it there!  Perfect, keep it coming (ha).  I can harldy contain myself wondering what Isle Esme has in store for these two.



Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: June 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: The Honeymoon

OMG the things you do to me woman!!!!!

Inspiration to us all, really. 


Keep it up, you make me blush, its hilarious and er... well leave it at that!

oh and Roman Rob = fuck me!



Reviewer: erinbatt Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24: Countdown to a Change

OMG! You are killing us all slowly, you realize that right!?!?! GAH!

This kicks BD's transformation scene's ass, btw!


Also, I voted for you for the Bellies, so..... give me another chapter as a reward for being a good girl please ;)

No... seriously....


The Tutor by itzmegan73 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1658]

School is in session and there are lots of lessons to be learned. Bella Swan, the newest student at Forks High School, needs to amend her shy and introverted ways and her guidance counselor has just the thing: tutoring! Besides, newbie Bella is probably the only student naïve enough to tackle Edward Cullen, a juvenile delinquent in training. Edward’s main pastimes include avoiding school and hanging out with his lovelorn, best friend Jasper Hale. In Edward’s opinion, Jasper needs a tutoring session of own in order to get over his ex- Alice. However Alice is too busy trying to console her friend Rosalie –who is only interested in one lesson: how to win the affections of Edward Cullen.  

Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Jasper, Jessica, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 162183
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2009 Updated: December 28, 2010

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: July 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 - Minor Misunderstandings

You give me that eager, gut warming heart wrenching hot spiky in the pit of my stomache feeling when I read scenes like that phone conversation... still playing catch-up to this story, but wanted to tell you how much I am enjoying it! Thanks to eclipsedawwn for turning me onto it ;)



Author's Response:

Awl, thanks for reading and thanks to elipsedawn from me, too!

Reviewer: erinbatt Signed
Date: July 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - Breakin' Me


Your best CH yet!!!You captured the angst so well! 

Also, I totally youtubed and played the song as I read the lyrics on your chapter.... added sooo much to the emotions of the story.  Not to mention that I adored the poor heartbreaking song. 

Thank you!!!! Now that I am all caught up in this story Im unbellievably devestated that I have to wait for an update.... soon ;)




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