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Penname: Quirky_Girl [Contact]
Real name: Regina
Status: Member
Member Since: April 27, 2009
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I'm a huge bibliophile.  If I have free time, I'll almost always have my nose stuck in a book.


Besides reading, I love writing.  I've got about a million and a half bits and pieces of diffrent stories.


Another favorite thing of mine is bad B rated movies.  MST3K was created for people like me.  My media library is full of movies the critics hated.  Anyone whose ever seen Black Sheep knows what I'm talking about.  I also love satires.  I think Mel Brooks is a genius.


I grew up listening to country music, so that's what I listen to mostly.  I also grew up with classic rock and music from my parents generation.  It wasn't until about 5 years ago when I moved out that I really started to listen to other kinds of music.  I've recently fallen in love with the band Bowling For Soup.


Now, here's my big, dark secret.  I had to be guilted into reading Twilight.  And I wasn't real impressed with it, as long as I'm being honest.  But my friend kept pushing me to read the rest of the series, and pretty soon I was hooked.  Heck, I even like Twilight now!


The friend that introduced me to the books went to the movie with me on the first day it came out.  We went late at night, thinking to avoid the teenagers.  We might have avoided the teenagers, but not the teenyboppers.  The theater was packed with 12 to 15 year olds.  They were extremly lucky neither my friend nor I were Security Forces, otherwise we might have shot someone.  Who lets their 13 year old stay out past 10 o'clock on a Thursday?  Isn't that still a school night?


Anyway, I've been described as being a bit strange.  All right, the word was weird.  Really, really weird.  But the way I figure it, you have to be a little bit insane to be sane, because if you were totally sane you'd go crazy  ;P


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Reviews by Quirky_Girl
 
Summary:

Now, I love every single one of the Twilight characters, especially angsty, overprotective Edward, but let's face it - sometimes they can go overboard. This is a parody of the characters' personalities.

 


Categories: Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 6030
[Report This] Published: August 26, 2008 Updated: September 19, 2008


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: May 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

It doesn't matter how many times I read this, it's funny every single time!

 
Gifted by nofangsallowed Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 257]
Summary:

The Armando Voltarino School for the Gifted seems almost too good to be true.  All students receive full tuition, housing and meals free of charge.  Students are also allowed to drive a myriad of school cars and are given a limittless credit card.  This seems like every kid's dream come true--or is it really a nightmare?

Follow six students as they unravel the mysteries behind the school and discover a plot that could affect all mankind.


Categories: AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Bree, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Corin, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Felix, Gianna, Heidi, Irina, Jacob, James, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Kate, Lauren, Laurent, Marcus, Mike, Rosalie, Santiago, Tanya, Tyler, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 42072
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: February 06, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Arrival

I wish I could go to this school.  If only it was real...and didn't accept only orphens...and Aro wasn't, you know, evil...  :o)

Plan on reading the rest (20 chapters, yeesh!  That's gonna take some time...) but I really wanted to drop this little note first.

Oh, Carlisle, please don't be evil.

 
Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Dealing with James

Esme!  That bastard!

Sorry.  Must. Keep. Reading!

 
Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: Christmas Break Begins

All caught up!  Whew!

I really hope Carlisle's plan works.  Bring on the Cullens to save the day against the evil Aro!  Whoo!

 
Lure by SiDEADde Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

One-shot from Charlie's POV for Segolily's Father's day Twilight Challenge on FFN : Odd Fathers.

Charlie is much more perceptive than anyone gives him credit for...can he hold his own against Carlisle?


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Esme
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2338
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2008 Updated: September 30, 2008


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Lure

Carlisle's running a teen cult...that's awesome.

I love the way you wrote the entire family.  So often we hear of Esme being "motherly" or "wholesome".  It was great to see her portrayed as mesmerizing in her own right.

Charlie was great, too.  I couldn't help but think of Alice warning everyone: "Hey Carlisle, Charlie thinks you run a cult!"  To be a fly on the wall during that strategy session, eh?

Truly, great work.  I've always loved solid, matter-of-fact Charlie.  It was great to see him done right.



Author's Response:

Laugh..

Yeah, the cult aspect was my attempt at humor in this piece. )

 

I'm glad you enjoyed it and felt that it made sense!

Thank you for the review!

 
Summary:


Bella and Edward, after a torrid summer affair, find themselves unknowingly at the same high school and in different cliques.  Can they find a way to overcome the obstacles blocking their love?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes Word count: 54413
[Report This] Published: October 04, 2008 Updated: January 22, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: August 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: I will Survive

LOL, that freaky little stalker!  I've always thought that!!  Whenever everyone was "awww"-ing over "I like to watch you sleep", I was thinking "you know, that's kinda creepy."

 
Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: August 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Yeah, that was so cute!  You should do an outtake of the Cullen boys doing "Grease Lightning".  You know it would be awesome  :P

 
Summary:

Fed up, a father of three unwed sons sets out to find their perfect mates. He's got grandbabies on the brain, and will stop at nothing to see his three sons down the aisle.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 8017
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2008 Updated: October 29, 2008


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: May 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I'm curious, have you ever read The MacGregor Grooms by Nora Roberts?  This story reminds me of it somewhat.

Orrrrrrr, maybe I'm missing something.  Happens sometimes :)

 
D.I.D. by dollegirl Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 341]
Summary: What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 48857
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2008 Updated: April 27, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Oh my God, that was hilarious.  I laughed out loud so many times.  Probably shouldn't have tried to read this in a library.

"OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SCARY VOICE!" - Best. Line. Ever!  And Esme...  I love this story so much.  Can't wait for an update.

 
Summary:

Bella has never had luck at finding friends, and now that she has exiled herself to one of the most prestigious schools in the country, it doesn’t look like that luck is going to change. But what happens when Bella, with some help from the incredibly hot new guy, decides to finally stop being Miss Invisible? Canon Pairings

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 27072
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2008 Updated: September 09, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: September 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9

She updated!!  Alert the media!!

No, I'm so glad you've updated and are planning to continue the story.  I love this story, and I can't wait for the next chapter.

Congrats on your new marriage!

 
Summary:

Isabella Swan is orphaned and stuck at an elite boarding school on a request from her mothers ex-boyfriend and her guardian Phillip Dwyer. She was prepared for the spoilt rich snobs but what she wasn’t prepared for was Edward Cullen, AU-HUMAN


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Irina, Jacob, James, Jasper, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 8405
[Report This] Published: December 11, 2008 Updated: April 23, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: I Wasn't Prepared For This

Whoa, Carlisle with an additude.  Nice.

 
Summary:

Au-Human One Shot

What if the Twilight characters were not as they seemed?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Billy, Carlisle
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1925
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2008 Updated: January 03, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow, that was amazing.  It seemed really believable, like Bella actually could have made up the entire vampire/werewolf world in her head.  It'd be interesting to see how she explained the Volturi.

After so many of the same-old, same-old, this story really stood out.

Great job.



Author's Response:

Thank you for the review. I am glad that you enjoyed the story and could really see how it was possible for Bella to have created the whole Twilight saga in her head.

I am glad that this story stood out so much for you.

Aerialla

 
String Theory by H83Wun Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 179]
Summary:

Bella Swan is just living her life-- at home with her brother Jacob, and her parents Charlie and Renee, at school with her friends Mike and Jessica, in her bedroom with...well. She doesn't like to talk about that.
But Dr. Carlisle Cullen knows-- even if he can't explain why--he knows nothing is the way it should be.

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Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Renee, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 29809
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2008 Updated: April 17, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: May 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

All this needs now is a Rod Sterling voice over.

Good job, very creepy.  I look forward to reading more once you've updated.

BTW, congrats on graduating high school.  Welcome to the Real World.

 
Summary:

Poodle skirts, letterman sweaters, and if Bella is lucky, maybe a little bit of backseat bingo.


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3279
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2009 Updated: February 02, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL, too cute.  Actually, I'm not sure that's the right description....  Awesome

 
Summary: Feature

Once an ingenue of both classical and contemporary piano music circles, Christine Farlow is now forced to hide her face and her talent to avoid the violent stalker that killed her parents.  Lost and unsure of herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she finds herself befriended by young Renesmee Cullen. Through her friendship with Nessie, Chris finds herself swept up in a puzzling mystery that she can't help but try to solve.  Especially when one of the puzzle pieces is the tortured, beautiful teacher Daniel Gray.  On her way to finding all the answers to the Cullen puzzle, she discovers a newfound determination to live life on her own terms...even if she has to die to do it.

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Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Other Character, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes Word count: 55808
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2009 Updated: March 28, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: August 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

Awwww!  Very cute.  I really enjoyed it.



Author's Response:

Thank you. :) I had so much fun writing it.

 
Form 1040 by giselle Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 71]
Summary:

Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes...

Carlisle has a moment alone with his granddaughter while getting some home office work taken care of. Takes place 7 months post-BD (in April, of course...)

A long one-shot; Carlisle's POV

 

 


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Carlisle, Renesmee
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3802
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2009 Updated: January 28, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Form 1040 - One Shot

LOL, Carlisle doing taxes - priceless.

Never really thought about it before, but dealing with taxes as an immortal would be a huge headache, wouldn't it?



Author's Response:

Hahaha, yes. That was what drove this whole story. Glad you liked it!

 
Summary:

Bella and Carlisle discover a surprising common interest, and Edward attempts to decipher exactly what they’re up to.


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 11112
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2009 Updated: July 27, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: July 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4: Friday to Friday - Starring Edward Cullen as Sherlock Holmes

Ah, bad B movies...how I love thee.

 
Summary:

 

 

The Cullens and the Hales are rival families in Forks High School, and everyone knows it. Every student to pass through the doors has known to pick a family to side with, and stay loyal to that family. That is, until Isabella Swan arrives, and her decision becomes increasingly more important.

 

 

Huge thanks to m81170 for the awesome banner.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 38173
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2009 Updated: May 27, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: May 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9

This is really good.  I look forward to reading more.



Author's Response:

Thanks, I'm glad you like it.

 
Summary:

Found unconscious after four years of being held captive by two nomadic vampires, Bella is rescued by three members of the Cullen family. When she awakens, the family is apalled to find how deeply she's withdrawn into the roll of an abused pet. In time, she begins to trust and find comfort again but the Cullen's worry if she will ever regain her full humanity.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 33925
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2009 Updated: June 04, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: September 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

First the bear, now pop-tarts!  Maybe they should just let Emmett take care of her, no?  :)

 
Summary:

A bored Bella in biology writes in her "collection of random thoughts, poetry, short stories, etc." A bored Edward stumbles upon it and leaves an anonymous comment. The result? A curious correspondence between Mr. Popular and the Queen of Sarcasm...

 Hello there! How's your day been? Is the weather nice? Okay, I'll shut up now...oh, and is there anyone out there in need of a banner? I'd be happy to make one, so yah...let me know :)

* * *

I looked down at my page and froze. Green pen. I never wrote in green pen. But there they were, foreign green words written neatly in the space underneath my messy scawls from yesterday; glaring up at me as if they were daring me to read them. Curiosity overtook my dysfunctional brain as I read the message...

* * *


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 30484
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2009 Updated: December 13, 2009


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: September 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Audition Time

Haha, that was hilarious!  I loved the conversation between Snape and Malfoy.  I can't wait to see you write the musical :)

 
Summary:

 

Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh!

But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice?  What does she fulfill in him?

Imagine a world in which Alice cannot see the future and is a human sophmore living on a college campus, attending school.  She has this creepy guy (who is very sexy but sadly wardrobe challenged) who follows her around all day, staring at her, with a look of pain on his face. 

What does Jasper need from Alice that he can't find with another girl?  And, more importantly, what will he and his friends (who are not quite human) do to make sure he ends up with what he needs?

Hint: lots of lemons may be involved.

And Coming Soon:

 


Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Others...
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 67580
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2009 Updated: February 24, 2010


Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: May 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

All right, it hilarious.  I was actually laughing out loud at some points.  Please, write more!

 
Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww.  Parent sex.  Gross.

Now I know what you're thinking, and it's just not true.  I was brought by the stork, as were my two brothers. ;)

Love the new chapter, keep 'em coming.

 
Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: June 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Oh my, I seem to have unintentionally made a lewd pun concerning my review on the last chapter!  Oh well!



Author's Response:

Dudette--lewd puns are especially welcome in reviews for this story.  Thanks for the laugh!

 
Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: July 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

Gets down on her knees, clasps her hands and prays towards to the heavens: "Please be Edward, please be Edward, please be Edward..."

 

I don't wantit to be James! :(



Author's Response:

Check out GLLTSG forum on Twilighted forum I have a list of who is NOT the father.  (basically its no one mentioned so far). 

I am done with rough draft of last chapter and am starting on prologue of GLLTVG so you all can get some answers quickly.  :)

 
Reviewer: Quirky_Girl Signed
Date: August 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

I LOVE this story!!  It's awesomly funny.  :)



Author's Response:

I am so glad you like (and share my weird sense of humor). 

As promised, Bella is in an old Victorian House on a small island off the coast of Maine called Little Cranberry.  Edward is not with her.

Thanks for the review.  :)

 




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