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Music Lessons by locqua Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 498]

Music can be quite the aphrodisiac, even for vampires. When Edward shares his passion for classical music with Bella, they discover a whole new world together just weeks before their nuptials. Set at the beginning of Breaking Dawn.

Winner of "Best use of Music as Inspiration - Complete" at the Twilight Indie Awards!


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Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 78097
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2008 Updated: April 15, 2009

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: Schumann Pt 3

Happy Thanksgiving! 

Aww, I knew they weren't going to go all the way, but some part me of me was still rooting for it.  *grin*

But, that was such an incredible weekend.  I wish Bella's memories wouldn't lose that when she's turned.  At any rate, I guess Edward could just do it again afterwards, right?  

Author's Response:

Of course Edward could do it again! :)  But hopefully she won't forget....

 Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: February 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 21: Liszt Pt. 2

Hehehe, that phone sure is getting a workout.  At this rate it won't have any charge left by morning.  Even when they try to get away they just can't escape, can they?  Poor Edward's going to have to cut this trip short from the way things are going!

Author's Response:

Very good point - the phone will be dead before long!  :)  Hope Edward remembered a charger....but hey, it's Edward, of course he remembered one.

No worries, I will disclose that the trip will NOT be cut short.  At least, not by Edward's choice. ;)

Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: February 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Hovhaness

One of these days I'm going to go on iTunes with your story and download each song.  I do have Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody and I love it. 

It's nice to see Edward wanting Bella so much.  It must be a great ego boost for her as well!  Edward's little plans to run off with her are rather amusing coupled with Alice's determination to foil them all.  *grin*

Author's Response:

It would be so much fun to send them off to Siberia....but, I just can't.  Maybe in another story... :)

You can also listen to those songs for free on youtube - all of the links are out on my fanfic page, which is linked on the top of my profile out here.  Though fanfic is currently having issues, so you might not be able to see them.

I'm not sure if it was you or someone else who's mentioned Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto, but it will be used...eventually.  I'm saving that one for something very special! ;)

Thanks for the review!

The Elite by Fate_of_Gabriel Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 509]

"Doing what rich people do is easy."

Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's really only one question you have to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one of The Elite?

Thanks to Patsy for the banner!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes Word count: 149923
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2008 Updated: May 24, 2009

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Darwinism

Just found this story, and I was surprised that it was an Alice one.  But pleasantly so!  I can't wait for the intro to the rest of the group.  I thought Rosalie was raped or something at first, glad to know that wasn't it.  Not that heroin is much better but at least that was her choice. 

Intriguing story, thanks for writing!

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Properties of a Square

Hmm, this is interesting.  Not sure what to think of all this weirdness.  Not a bad weird, just weird.  But I love Alice and am rooting for her no matter what.

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: December 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Point Blank

Hah, Rosalie is so devious it's scary.  And I still have no idea what to think of with Edward and his lesbo thing he's trying to setup.  And Jax's thing for tiny girls is just, kinky and kind of hot but weird too. 

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Stain of Honesty

Oh dear, I'm very worried about Rosalie now.  I didn't think about Royce.  Edward's playing some master game where I am apparently much too stoopid to understand the nuances of.  And I'm dying to meet the "public school dyke" that is referenced here.  Loved Alice schooling the two boys.  They so needed it.  I thought it was sweet how Emmett went to Alice when he was feeling as bad as he did, that shows something here. 




Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human.  BxE fluff.  And Emmett humour – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett?! LOL



Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2228
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2008 Updated: November 05, 2008

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was hilarious.  I loved the "what big of Edward did Bella bite?", that was just too funny!  This was fluffy but it was signficant fluff (if there is such a thing), because I loved how you threw in that bit about God and whether Edward is part of His divine plan.  It made it touching too.  This felt very IC to me, and so two thumbs up!  Thanks for writing this!


Alice brings Bella home for Thanksgiving break to forget about her ex. After some drunken clubbing with the fam, Edward and Bella have a one night stand. Hilarity and drama ensue. AU, AH. Rated NC-17 for language and sexual themes.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Mike, Other Character, Rosalie, Tanya
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 47715
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2008 Updated: July 17, 2009

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Morning After

Well I don't see how Edward's not going to be a player in this fic all things considered, but I'll take your word for it.  I wonder what his family is going to think of Edward when he takes Bella back though, I mean they all think he's a slut so they can't react well to this, right? 

Anyway, can't wait to see what happens next...

Author's Response: I wouldn't call him a player but he's certainly not a saint, lol. Thank you :)

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Text This

I just caught up on several chapters, the horror that I missed that much!  But I'm kind of glad I did because man, Edward is being such an ass it's not even funny.  The whole London thing was just cruel.  And the amount of pain that Bella has to be in right now at Edward's actions - he is acting like a bipolar psycho.  And Tanya, come on!  What is wrong with Edward??  I really hope he goes through a hell of a lot of jealousy and angst before he gets Bella.  She deserves a little payback for everything he's put her through since sleeping with her!

Author's Response: I know! An EPOV chapter is coming soon that will hopefully clear up some of what's going on. He's not all bad, I promise, though he's certainly going to get what's coming to him. Thanks for the review :)

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Edward's Morning After

It's good to see Edward's POV since right now I have nothing but bad names for him.  *grin*  I know he feels guilty but damn does he have to be so darn mean to Bella?  I'm still smarting over the whole London thing.  But anyway, thanks for the update!

Author's Response: Me, too, lemme tell you. Thanks very much!

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Edward's Delusions

Well, it was good to see things from Edward's perspective.  I think his subconscious or something is trying its damndest to sabotage any chance at a relationship with Bella!  He's seriously scared and I was surprised that he thought Bella was out of his league. 

The whole Tanya thing was just, weird.  What kind of girl does that?  Sorry, but the word slut comes to mind.

I can't wait to see what happens next!  Regardless, I hope Edward realizes that if he doesn't regain control of his mouth, Emmett or Jasper or Alice will end up giving him a beatdown!

Author's Response:

Tanya, Tanya, Tanya. I feel bad how she's always portrayed as such a raging bitch in fanfics. I figured I'd toss her a bone, even if she came off as a slut.

Thank you very much!

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: December 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Friend Is A Four Letter Word

Yeah, we don't need that, but the mental image of Edward and Jacob rolling around in the snow is hot and I'll kind of mourn its loss.  *grin*

WTH was Edward doing to get all wet like that?  Walking around in the snow to cool off?  Then to just show up in the bedroom like that?  Stalker much?  I swear Edward's lost his mind.

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: December 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Rain Keeps Falling Down

First, your question - honestly, I love drama and angst as long as it doesn't get too ridiculous.  I mean some fics just go crazy with the coincidences and misinterpreting of conversations, etc.  So far you haven't had that, it has just been Edward constantly sticking his foot in his mouth and saying the worst possible thing at any given time.  So I'd be fine with more angst.

Second, I LOVE that Bella stood up for herself.  That made me REALLY happy.  She hasn't done a damn thing wrong and Edward's just being so incredibly stupid it's psychotic.  But seriously, the guy needs a filter.  And major groveling is in order.  MAJOR.  

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: January 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Where Have You Been, Luv? (S)

Well to be fair Edward could have easily been in the bathroom when she woke up!  Or downstairs getting something to eat, or any number of things.  I hate it when they always assume something just because the bed's empty!  I tend to wander at night being a light sleeper, I usually end up going to bathroom or the kitchen or even just onto the computer at all sorts of strange hours during the night and early mornings. 

Caveman Edward is primal but honestly the boy just has no clue.

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: January 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Starting Over

Wow, Edward really is clueless isn't he?  I mean I thought even someone with the IQ of a rock would understand you don't leave the girl like that after a night of sex. 

Honestly though, who can blame Bella for making the assumptions that she did when he's been treating her so badly?  I mean the whole Thanksgiving fiasco was just one for the record books imo. 

I can't wait to see what happens when Bella goes to England!

Author's Response:

For real, but boys are stupid. After I wrote the chapter I was reminded of that 90's movie Reality Bites. I don't know if you've ever seen it, but Winona Ryder and Ethan Hawke have some serious UST in it. When they finally become intimate, he bails the next morning. Unfortunately some guys aren't always as emotionally mature as women. They eventually learn though (hopefully!).

Thanks for the review! The entire trip situation is def going to be interesting.

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: January 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: A Suggestion or Two

And so we have Clingward.  *sigh*  Seriously though, I do understand where he is coming from.  Being completely new in the whole relationship thing, and with his past, he's got to be having some major fears at this point.  And he's a smart guy and of course he thought up some way to get his butt over to England with Bella.  But I do feel for Bella, because she's had all sorts of plans and such for England and not one of them included Clingward.  Oh well, we'll see how it goes. 

Author's Response:

Ah, I know. The dramz. It's such a difficult situation. I don't know what I'd do in her shoes... I mean, it's Edward, after all!

Thanks for the review!

Art Model by dollegirl Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 133]
Summary: Bella needs money.  Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. 
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6937
[Report This] Published: November 07, 2008 Updated: November 10, 2008

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was volcano hot.  Seriously.  And the bit about the blowing hot air?  Stroke of genius.

Poetry in Motion by eroticfan Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 86]

Art meets lust in Forks. This is - hell, I don’t know really. Mostly AU-Human I think, it’s not out there enough to be crackfic, although it’ll have its moments. Edward is a sensitive soul and budding poet, and Bella has a very special weakness for his poetry. It's trying to be a romantic comedy, but the smut keeps taking over...



Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 24480
[Report This] Published: November 08, 2008 Updated: December 29, 2008

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: A Little More Restraint Please

Just found this story, and honestly I was cracking up.  And getting hot.  It was a weird combination.  The bit about Edward feeling like a bomb defuser, it is making me giggle even now writing this review.  Loved how Edward completely lost control though, and then fed the poetry addict her fix. 

I was trying to picture you following the actual storyline more closely and realized how bad it could get with Bella getting her fix from Jacob and all that.  Not to mention once Edward got back into the picture, Bella trying to explain to Edward why she needed to go back to Jacob and "help" him.  lol  Yeah, not going to fly too well if you followed Twilight!  

Definitely crackfic, but some of the funniest I've seen.

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: December 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Sliding Home

First, I had NO IDEA there were so many raunchy poets back in the day.  Who knew?  I feel like I missed out on something here.

Thanks for the final chapter!  I'm glad they got to know each other and took things more slowly.  It's what Edward had wanted anyway in the beginning.





After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give him back a little of what he's been dishing out.  This time, Emmett may have bitten off more than he can chew.



Family humour.  Various POVs. 





Thank you, Blondie, for the awesome banner . . . and the instructions on how to use it!




Categories: Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 31879
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2008 Updated: November 21, 2009

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: January 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - The Plan

Just found this story, and I'm absolutely loving it.  It's cute, harmless fun!  And so far everything is just absolutely believable and in character.  I can't wait to see the prank (I think I know what she's going to do), and Emmett's reaction to it.  I'm just curious as to whether Rose is in on the prank also or not!

Loved Alice's phone call - what happened to my fun afternoon?  Bwah haha!

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: March 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - Conspiracy

So much fun!  I'll be interested to see Rosalie's viewpoint on the prank.  On the one hand, it's genius.  On the other, will Rosalie be okay with getting werewolf stink all over the place?  She HATES werewolf stink! 

Emmett's going to be in awe once he finds out the truth.

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: May 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - Things Get Out of Hand

Boy, Emmett's in for a surprise! I love how he believes Bella to be too sweet and innocent to think of this. I can't wait! No wonder Edward is laughing so hard.

Thanks for the update!

Amnesia by Siggy Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 104]

Bella meets the Cullens after being seperated for about 70 years and things aren't what we've known them to be.

Will Bella be able to bring our favourite coven together again? Will she care enough to do so?

Very AU because it VERY loosely follows the plot.

Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 18854
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2008 Updated: April 16, 2009

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Tanya's Visit

Cool power!  It's very different... and think of the cost savings when living in a house full of vampires!

So now they're off to rescue Edward?   That first meeting should be interesting.  Should at least wake Edward the hell up at least...

Author's Response:

lmao of course of course

yes that's then next chap when they finally meet, let's hope so...

Reviewer: Sheeijan Signed
Date: November 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Fight

Woohoo!  Freedom!  Yay!  Now Edward will have to face the fact that Bella is alive and kicking and right there in his face.  But what is Bella going to do now?  Run?

Author's Response: let's just say these two may be alot more alike than u think... (shit i'm useless at this lol)



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