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Does anyone else every have an incredibly hard time trying to finish writing the stories you already have up before starting new ones? I am going out of my mind...the wait for Twilighted is just so long...




About Me:


I did somehow manage to make it through high school and walk the stage with my 'offensive' red hair hidden underneath my graduation cap. While resisting the urge to leave my prison of 13 years with both middle fingers in the air, I remained as unnoticed and irrelevant as always. So where is B&C now? Why, on her way to college of course.


Not much has changed really.


I'm flying in the single lane these days since I don't like to be told what to do, and I have a thing for tattooed bad boys... I have, however, recently discovered a very real prejudice against stupidity...but, everyone has some form of poison.


Also attending college with me is my obsession with vampires, namely Twilight and the Vampire Diaries, as well as the countless books I read. Crossing my fingers for Morganville Vampires and Vampire Academy to be in the film media, but we'll see.


I'm sad to admit that the last year or so has left me in a dry state as far as my writing goes. School started it, being so busy with senior year, but now that I'm free I feel...empty. Like nothing is worth writing down anymore...yet I keep this account open. Who knows, maybe a blue moon will pass over?


I still write for the reviewers. How can I know you're reading if you don't tell me? So drop me a message if you're interested in reading more. Maybe the step to fixing my problem is a little motivation :)


If you're still here at this point, then below are a couple of fun facts. I hope you've enjoyed listening to me ramble :)




I absolutely LOVE banners! Especially when people make them for me! So if you have a flare for it, please please make me one, even if I already have one I'll use it :)


About My Stories:


As an important note, my R rated stories are for violence. If you're of a younger audiance, and violence isn't what gets you, then go ahead and give it a try. If  you're of an older audiance, and don't prefer violence, then I strongly suggest against reading. I've often been told I'm twisted.


Although I write stories with Edward and Bella, and maybe even have chapters from their POV, I do not write stories about them. Twilight is about them, I like to shed light on other characters.


My first Twilight fiction was His Little Red Head. It was an idea I got shortly after I finished Breaking Dawn when I wondered what would happen if one of the wolves imprinted on an actual vampire. Seth has always been my favorite wolf and I decided that I'd love to have a story that actually revolved around him. However, romances really aren't my thing. Reading them I like, but writing them? I can never seem to find a good plot line. So pretty much a story that was originally only supposed to be fluff ended up with some action to it. But in all the writing I've done over the years I've never ended a story. This was a first, and I have to admit that the ending kind of sucked. I plan to rewrite this in the future, but I will always leave the original in place.


The Extras for His Little Red Head came around when I got questions asking about Kimmi and what exactly had happened to her in that club. Eventually I decided to go ahead and write it out. Later I was going to do some oneshots on Jace and Alison but I decided that eventually I would just make them their own story someday. The chapters for Extras are written only by request, so let me know if you would like something!


Over The Hills And Far Away...that's an interesting one. Normally I don't go into the AU-Human universe because...it kind of bores me. I need the supernatural aspect or it just seems pointless. And yet that one day I was sitting here listening to that song and thought "this would make a really interesting story..." It didn't turn out quite the way I wanted but I like it nonetheless.


Renesmee's First April Fool's...another interesting one considering the idea for it came in the middle of December. I'm not really sure what I was thinking except that I needed to try my hand at comedy. I think it would be much better as, like, a mini-movie or something but at least I can say I tried.


And then there's Renesmee's First Christmas which I wrote in October. Seriously, what is wrong with me? But I had actually written it for an iFic competition which I decided at the last moment that I was too chicken to actually enter. For some reason it was still good enough to post...


What She's Forgotten... This was the very first Pre-Twilight fiction I ever did and I poured over pages and pages of research to get it just right. Originally I had planned to make it really dark but when Elliot's character developed it didn't end up that way. This fiction was my favorite to write, and Elliot became one of my favorite characters of all, and I seriously almost cried when I had to end it. Originally, I wanted to write out Elliot's death scene at the last of the 12th chapter but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I liked him way too much for that. And I thank Javamomma0921 again for liking it enough to rec it on Twimpage. (Speaking of Twimpage, if you haven't seen it you should really check it out)


A BIG thank you to qjmom for being the beta of these stories!


I've always wanted to do a Leah story but I've shyed away from it because I never really thought I could get her character down. And yet I still felt the need to write Something To Live For. Shane I love. He is such a joy to write and he makes me laugh out loud sometimes. Of course, I get to hear all of his jokes because I'm in his head...or he's in mine, one of the two. And sadly most of the good stuff never quite makes it into the story. Although I really tried not to, Leah turned out OCC. I didn't mean for it to happen and yet it did, but I tied it into the story plot, blaming her good attitudes on Shane and hoping no one would get to mad at me...


Thank you, psymom, for being the beta of this story :)


And now to talk about my newest story, My (Imaginary) Best Friend. The idea for this story actually came to mind while I was writing a completely different one. I was stuck momentarily and drifted off to dream land and suddenly I thought: I want to write something new. Something with ghosts. Something where...Renesmee befriends a ghost! Just like that episode of Supernatural where Tyler befriended Maggie! And then, just like that, the story planned itself out in moments. My (Coporeal) Best Friend is the parallel to this one, told in the ghosts point of view. The chapters go hand in hand, so I think it offers and interesting look.


Thank you, therunaway, for getting these stories on here, and a HUGE thank you to AngelGoddess1981 for having the faith to pick them up on chapter 10. Don't know what I'd do without her :)




***Favorite Quotes***


Story: The Wedding
By: Valelf
(Embry talking about his relationship with Leah)
"I'm not wrong. I know this is right. I know that we are meant to be together.
 And I know that eventually, we will have a family together. I told her I don't care
 how long it takes and how many times we have to try. And until she stops phasing, we're going to have one hell of a time practicing."


Story: I Am A Revolution
By: Forever17
I couldn't help but think that his town seemed far too small for such a large amount of evil.


Story: A Matter of Time
By: duskwatcher
(Edward's reaction to Renesmee and Jacob's relationship)
"I thing he broke my nose," Jacob complained.
"He bit me!" Dad retorted.
"You taste tewwible."
"I certainly hope so."


Story: A New Morning
By: LJ Summers
"I have it on good authority that we're still thousands of miles away from
a certain mind-reading vampire..."


Story: Supernova
By: Suzybear
If I had a heart, it would have broken.


Story: Purgatory
By: Spaniard
(Edward's thoughts as Rosalie goes after her attackers)
I watched her go with a secret longing of my own, wishing her happy hunting.


Story: Breaking News
By: Justine Lark
(A random students thought when Bella and Edwads engagement is announced)
My boyfriend wouldn't marry me if I held a gun to his head.


Story: Bruce Springsteen's Leah
By:
fictionfan


Oh, and by the way, everyone you've ever known thought you were gay before today.”


 


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Reviews by blood-and-chocolate
 
The Wedding by valelf Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 734]
Summary:

The Wedding banner

Thank you MegsD for the beautiful banner!

Jacob Black is getting married. As he's waiting anxiously for his bride to join him, he remembers some of the key moments of their relationship. Join Jacob as he reminisces about the good times and the bad: when Nessie was first born, how he watched over her as a little girl, what they went through when she matured and suddenly everything changed, falling in love, jealousy, misunderstandings, dealing with the reactions of family and friends, asking the big question, and so much more.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: No Word count: 74565
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2009 Updated: March 04, 2010


Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: June 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 Dazzling (v)

Very good :) i loved Jake Dan and Steve



Author's Response:

LOL! I think every high school boy should have the crap scared out of him and be taught how to treat a lady by a huge dude. Thank you so much!

Val

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: June 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: All I Wanted Was to Rip His Head Off. Is That Too Much To Ask? (v)

Loved it :) very good. I can't believe he was right! well,  a little bit, but i wasn't expecting it



Author's Response:

Thank you! The thing that Jacob didn't want to be right about ... of course it happened.

Val

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: June 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 27: Tie-less, Shoe-less, Class-less Fools (v)

Oho update soon please!

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: June 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 27: Tie-less, Shoe-less, Class-less Fools (v)

Oho update soon please!



Author's Response:

Thank you so much for all of your reviews! I'll be submitting the next chapter very soon!

Val

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: June 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 28: You Mean People Actually Pay For This Torture? (v)

lol guyliner on jake. that's pretty funny. Good chapter :)

 



Author's Response:

lol! Thanks! I love the idea of guyliner on some guys - not for Jake, though! I thought it would be a funny image! Thank you so much!

Val

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: June 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 29: Have You Ever Heard the Phrase: Fighting Like Cats and Dogs? (v)

Right now you have 498! Go you! this is a very good story, the reviews are so totally earned. Lol. (btw, I love that Ness named the cat 'Mr' instead of 'Mrs' ha ha)



Author's Response:

We've reached 500, so thank you! I'll be doing the drawing soon and your name is in it! I'm glad you liked the cat's name - it had me giggling! Thanks again!

Val

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 31: Dancing Queen and Alpha Boy Go to Seattle

Ha I loved it! All of it. You;re a wonderful writer.



Author's Response:

Thank you so much! What a sweet thing to say!

Val

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: August 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 31: Dancing Queen and Alpha Boy Go to Seattle

I'm going through withdraws :(

Lol, I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't rush you. I know how long it can take to update sometimes but still I miss it :( Ok, i'm done crying now, ha ha.



Author's Response:

Aw, I'm sorry. I know that feels. I'm still working on the next chapter and will get it up as soon as possible. Thank you so much for being that interested in it!

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: September 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 32: Death by String Bikini: Not a Bad Way to Go

NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER!!!!! *super duper happy dance*

I laugh everytime I read the word 'skulk' now. I'm sure I'll laugh if I hear it in person to.

Good chaper. Very funny. I really really really enjoyed it.

Btw, do you mind if I copy your little 'extras' idea? I've been thinking of doing the same thing for one of my stories.

Can't wait of the next chapter, I'll be reading Extras from The Wedding as well.

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: September 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 32: Death by String Bikini: Not a Bad Way to Go

oh oh oh also just so ya know i voted for you too ^-^ (big fan obviously...tho...I'm sure you know that by now)

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 33: Seattle's Latest Sordid Sex Scandal: Film at Eleven

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*still a faithful reader* O.O I'd really given up hope....I know, horrible of me right? I check my favorites every day. Waiting...waiting...waiting. Then today, totally unexpected, there's an update. Needless to say, I screamed.

 

Caught...in the wolf exhibit...naked? OMGLMAO! That's the funniest thing in the world! (well, my world currently at least) I'm sooooooooo glad you thought of that, ha ha.

 

“She's everything I never knew I always wanted." This is my favorite line =)

 

Second favorite- “And until she stops phasing, we're going to have one hell of a time practicing."

 

I'm really very sad this is coming to an end, but I guess it is a rather lengthy story. I'm glad your back and writing again, I've really missed this story. It's as good as always, by the way.

 

Looking forward to more.



Author's Response:

You gave up? No, that's not horrible. The horrible thing is that it took so long to get this chapter up. I'm all excited that you screamed when you saw the update, though!

LOL! I'm so glad you found that part so amusing! Sometimes I get these weird ideas and wonder if I'm the only one that will find it funny.

Aw, I love those lines, too. Embry's my favorite character. I adore him!

I'm sad to see it coming to an end, too. But, it's time. I started writing this fic in September of 2008, so it's time to finish it up and move on.

I'm so glad you liked the chapter! Thank you for your review!

Val

 
Summary:

Jacob's POV.

The banter between Jacob and Rosalie did not end after the showdown with the Volturi. This is a day in the life of Jacob Black doing one of the things he loves best... annoying Rose.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Jacob, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1001
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2009 Updated: February 12, 2009


Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: ONE SHOT

Lol very nice :) I liked having a view on Rose and Jake's relationship :)

 
Summary:

It's been nearly ninety years since the Cullens called Forks their home and now they've decided it's time to return.  They're confident that there is no one left in the small town that will remember them.  Bella finds out that they are wrong, one of her old friends is still alive (just barely). 

Bella decides to visit her old acquaintence, and this is the story of that visit.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1775
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2009 Updated: February 12, 2009


Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Last Link (One Shot)

ohmihosh I loved this

 
Summary:

She could touch him, but heaven forbid he lay one hand on her... RxEm Canon pre-Twilight first kiss. Angsty, clichéd fluff.


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Emmett, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2549
[Report This] Published: March 05, 2009 Updated: March 06, 2009


Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I liked it. Alot.

...

No, I loved it :)

 
Blue Moon by ChibiChibi Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 166]
Summary:

(This great banner was made by Kayla Ariev, the winner of the banner competition)

Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy post season 7, the comic of season 8 will be disregarded.

The sun disappeared behind the horizon and I wondered fleetingly, as I gazed into my fiancés face, if this was the last time I saw the sunlight sparkle on his skin. I kept looking into his eyes, trying to memorize the loving look he gave me, until I could hear the growls in the distance.

I offered him one last smile, before I let go of his hand and turned my full attention to the danger ahead. I tightened the grip on my weapon. It almost vibrated in my hands.

They were here.

It was time to fight.

 

On one rare sunny morning in Forks, Bella receives two visitors who will turn her life and the life of the Cullens upside down once again... and she's not the only one, who'll get some surprising news...

(And these two beautiful wallpapers were made by my reader shalia)


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: The BlueMoonVerse
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 166198
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2009 Updated: February 13, 2011


Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: August 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Preface & Chapter 1: Destiny

I just finished the ending of Buffy today (been watching for a while, obviously, I've had this story bookmarked for when i did finally finish) At first I wasn't sure that I'd like this kind of crossover (I'm not much of a crossover fan) but I am actually so I'm gunna keep reading. I'm liking it so far. Bella's responce to all this was very reasonable. Can't wait to see how it plays out.

 
Summary:

This is an extended scene from chapter 14 of The Wedding. It could stand alone, but it would make more sense after reading The Wedding. So ... what exactly happened when Renesmee pulled Jacob into the dressing room with her? Read this to find out!


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1266
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2009 Updated: March 18, 2009


Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: July 21, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I forgot how much I miss this story haha :)

 
Summary:

 

Thank you Ava Heartly for the awesome banner!

 

Best Jacob and Renesmee Winner, Twilight Twins Award

A TLYDF recommendation, June 7, 2009 . Check out their great blog here: http://discerningficster.blogspot.com/

Winner of Best Imprint, Silent Tear Awards http://silent-tear-awards.webs.com/

Most Suspenseful, 3rd Place, Wolfpack Awards

Two weeks and the whole world can change. Caius and Jane led an insurrection against Aro and are making a mad power grab.  Renegades from the wolf pack, unhappy with the treaty with the Cullens, are attacking vampires at every opportunity.  Jacob and Renesmee are struggling with the paradox of imprinting.  Edward, Bella and all the Cullens must come together to protect the world they've come to love.

A tale of action, deceit, intrigue and sexual awakening.  


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Caius, Edward, Jacob, Jane, Other Character, Renesmee
Challenges:
Series: Imprint Me: The Jacob and Nessie Archives
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 78200
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2009 Updated: July 12, 2009


Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: A Conversation at Night

“And if she doesn’t, we’ll say the dog ate it,” <- favorite line. I like the big girl panties part to, that made me giggle. Good first chapter. I'm favoriting it and promising to see it through :)

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Piano Practice

Your writing is amazing. Very well done, nice detials, and it flows easily. It's a joy to read, I can stay in the mood without being interrupted by a badly written sentence or a sudden change of subject. I like it alot.



Author's Response:

glad you are enjoying!

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 A Visit with Vincenzo

Lol, have to admit I love your traveling idea ;)

 

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 The Eagles

lol i'm feeding you. I really really enjoyed this chapter, it was interesting to be in Nessie's head during this. And she's right, of course, that would be embarrassing.

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 A Reason For Being

Oho very interesting. I would leave a longer review but I'm anxious to go on.

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Halcyon

Wow that was really interesting. I'm a Leah fan so I enjoyed reading from her POV

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Watching The Sky

O.O (<eyes are glued to the computer) wow, things are really speeding up now huh?

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 We'll Get Through This

It is a shortie, but luckily  I don't have to wait *grins*

 

 
Reviewer: blood-and-chocolate Signed
Date: March 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Fire

Jane is an interesting character, I'll agree with that.

 




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