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Eternal Damnation by zomniac Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 601]
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His question brought Bella back down from cloud nine. She glowered at him. “Bite me.”

A slow, wicked grin etched itself on Edward’s face. “I don’t think you’d want me to,” he whispered darkly, laughing silently at the irony of her insult.

-

“I know I smelled an open wound, Bella,” Alice said sternly. Behind her, Carlisle and Edward exchanged a look.

Bella scoffed slightly. “Believe me, I felt it,” she told her as she tried to stand.

-

“You don’t understand,” Edward said in a deadly tone.

Bella stared at him for a moment, a bitter expression overcoming her features. “There’s something for me to understand?”

 

-

 

 

“Fuck her!” she heard one of them call.

 

“Oh, I will,” the man above her answered.

 

-

 

Her smile faded after a moment when she realized something. “Oh, great,” she started grumpily, “we match.”

 

Edward grinned lopsidedly. “Indeed, we do,” he replied.

 

-

 

“You’re funny,” Edward said dryly. “I bet you wouldn’t be saying the same thing if you were the one who turned up missing.”

 

 

“Are you trying to scare me, Mr. Cullen?” Bella asked as she snapped a picture.

-
  
"Bella, listen to me,” he tried coaxing her gently.

“No!” Bella shouted, pulling her arms out of his grip. “I never want to see you again. Stay away from me,” she said through clenched teeth, and no matter what she did, she couldn’t stop the tears from falling.

 

-

He cupped her face with both hands while looking into her eyes. “If you don’t find me, who’s killed before, whose diet consists of blood, repulsive, how can I look at you in that way?” he asked her softly.

-

"What kind of man are you?!” Bella pushed and slapped his chest as she raged. She was becoming unhinged.

-
  
“Bella, don’t come,” her mother said weakly. “Whatever he says, don’t come—” 

“No! That’s not what you’re supposed to say!” a voice exclaimed in the background.

A tear escaped Bella’s eye as she listened to her mother’s cries as he hit her.

-

 

Edward nodded. “You’re safe now, Bella,” he told her tenderly as he softly massaged her cheek.

 

 --

It's cranky vampire Edward against angry, no shit-taking, possibly mortal Bella in the ring. Who will be the winner? Or will they both lose? Watch their journey to life full of drama, mystery, romance, and mythical creatures.

Twilight told with a strong, angry Bella, and a more controlled, bad tempered Edward. B/E, AU, canon pairings, lots of OOC

 

 


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Billy, Bree, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Jacob, James, Jane, Jared, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Laurent, Leah, Marcus, Mike, Phil, Quil, Renee, Riley, Rosalie, Sam, Tyler, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: No Word count: 221838
[Report This] Published: October 10, 2009 Updated: October 09, 2011


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: September 13, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Complicated Arrival

Wow! I love this story :D I've read at least two chapters a day for the last week! I couldn't get enought, I just had to read because I wanted to know what was going to happen next. I love how you have the basic things from Twilight but still has managed to make it your own story AND your own characters! I really like how you made the characters Bella and Edward. Definitely a breath of fresh air compared all the other storys and Twilightcharacters out there.You gotta love it when they argue with eachother, even though you get so frustrated at them when you read it's still funny most of the time when they just want to annoy the hell out of eachother :P It's nice to also being able to laugh when you read a story that has a very dark theme to it.
I also liked how you described Bella in the beginning, not the typical Bella :)
I think you have done an outstanding job with this story so far and I can't wait for the next chapter!
Keep up the good work!
Love Someonewholovestoread

Author's Response:

I'm glad you're enjoying ED. Thank you for reading and reviewing! I really appreciate it; you have no idea. :]

 
Summary:

When Bella and Edward hook up at a party their lives quickly become complicated, causing a rift in their close knit circle of friends. Despite the fallout, they can’t stay away from each other. Neither of them are able to admit the depths of their feelings for the other and when Edward has to leave for Italy and Bella realizes she’s attracted to her friend Claire, their already shaky relationship is in danger of falling apart.

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This is ultimately a Bella/Edward story but there are non-canon pairs initially and later in the story there is a Bella/Claire slash pairing for a portion of the story. If this is something you aren't comfortable with, please disregard this story. Rated for language/underage drinking/lemons.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 60 Completed: No Word count: 297209
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2010 Updated: June 25, 2011


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: May 24, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue and Chapter 1 - The Way We Met

I really loved this story. Definitely one of my favourites :D
I have to admit though, I didn't like it as much in the beginning, when I had just started to read it. But then it kind of grew on me, both the story and the characters.
When Claire came along I thought it was really exciting. I even, at one point, thought it was more fun when she was with Claire than with Edward. But then I came to my sences a realized that it was Edward Bella should be with, the're made for eachother :)
I just want to say that you've definitely succeeded with this story, It's well written and you've somehow made the characters seem alive.
I hope I will see more stories from you in the future! :)
Love
Somewholovestoread

Author's Response:

Thanks so much! I am glad it grew on you.

You rooting for Claire, but deciding Edward was better was exactly what I hoped for with this story. I'm very pleased that I was able to achieve it.

I have several one shots I will be able to post soon, while I decide which story to go with next. I have half a dozen partially written stories right now, so don't worry, I will definitely keep writing and posting!

Thanks so much, I appreciate the review!

 
Summary:

"I saw such love and devotion there and something else, something deeper, smoldering, flickering that sparked into flame as I watched." What if Bella and Edward's wedding night had a slightly different outcome? Chap 2 ONLY in the Foxy Fics compilation.                           

~ Banner by phoenixhunter47 for the twilightawards ~

 


Categories: Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 9380
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2011 Updated: May 19, 2011


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: August 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: What a Wedding Night!

That was...different. But definitely in a good way! You have, as I predicted, once again written an amazing story. Iknow I've said it before, but you are an awsome writer!
I really liked this story, how you used the basic story but changed it into your own.
My favourite part of the story was when Bella was changing and Edward told her that he would never leave her and that he would burn a thousand times so that she wouldn't have to. It was well written and emotional. Loved it!

Keep up the good work!

Love Someonewholovestoread

Author's Response:

hi Someonewholovestoread,
ha ha ha ha ha! GREAT compliment – i do strive to write stories that are different :-D
thank you for your sweet words, readers like you are part of the reason i share my work. i'd write anyway, but sharing with people who enjoy reading is certainly part of the reward. so glad you loved it *happy claps*
hope to see you again soon,
mal

 
Summary:

Pushing Buttons Banner

Alice laughed. "Why the hell would I want you?"

"Why are you staring at my pants?"

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Alice is the new girl at school, ready to start afresh. Jasper is the notorious laid-back trouble maker with more suspensions than people think he can count.

On her first day, Alice and Jasper cross paths and world war three is declared in the cafeteria over a ball and a lack of a pair of them. 

Jokes will fly, and egos will be deflated, but everyone soon starts to agree that it is only a matter of time before they end up together.

That is, if they don't kill each other first.

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Watch the trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGcztF_xuEg


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlotte, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Mike, Peter, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 38692
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2011 Updated: November 30, 2013


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: May 24, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Ball(s)

Love it! You're doing a great job with this story, it is so funny :D
Can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response:

Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it! I really wanted to try something funny, so I'm glad that I am accomplishing that!

I hope you enjoy the next chapter! It's not too far away! :)

 
Summary:

Edward lives a quiet, nondescript existence in Forks. Will the appearance of a mysterious girl alter his life in a positive way, or is he headed into a darkness from which he won't return? AU/OOC My winning entry in the All Hallows Eve Contest. **Nominated for a Vampie Award** (Note: Dark themes & character death)

~ Banner by Lindz ~


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10312
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2011 Updated: May 18, 2011


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: June 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: All That's Left

I really liked this story. Somewhat creepy story, but definitely in a good way :) I liked how you made Edward the prey and Bella the dark and, I guess, evil character. A different and good change from all other ordinary stories. And I specially loved the ending. Even though you know Bella's prey dies, you're still left with the mystery of where they disappeared.
Great job!

Author's Response:

hey Someonewholovestoread!
(what an awesome username! i flove it!)

i'm SO glad you really like this story. your review tells me you really got my intentions behind writing it. honestly, it's a personal favorite of mine and holds a very precious place in my heart. i love the ending, too! it's not a traditional hea by any means, but it's an hea for her, bella. she gets exactly what she wanted and worked so hard for ;-D

thank you SO much for your time in reading and writing such a lovely review. i know it has taken me time to reply, but please know that that does not diminish my gratitude for your gift.

much love and big hugs,
mal

 
Nude Moon by SirenSongx Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 31]
Summary:

She wanted that night!

Bella is a woman scorned by her past love, so she goes out and inflicts the same kind of pain on men. However, when she sees Edward at a bar, her normal game plan changes; she wants him as a 1-night stand. But even that plan changes when they arrive at his home and she learns about who he really is. Bella has to leave immediatly!

After years of self-induced torment, Edward finally joins his friends at the new nightclub. What he finds at the bar changes almost everything in his life. Is Bella really the one to pull him out of this downward spiral he calls a life? Will they be able to overcome what fate has in store for them? Edward is unwilling to let her go, ever!

But are the changes to each of theirs lives good or bad? 

He needed forever!

NM

Banner made by Mkystich. Awesome isn't it!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 6959
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2011 Updated: September 30, 2011


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: June 14, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: "Dude, if I was gay..."

I definitely like it so far! :) Was kind of disappointed when there was just one chapter, I wanted to read more :P
Hope you'll update soon!

Author's Response:

LOL, it was just validated last night but chapter 2 is already submitted and waiting for the beta so hopefully you can read more soon, plus chapter 3 is being proofed right now. So, soon. Thank you, ^_-

 
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Summary: Bella is a disillusioned cheerleader who jumps off a cliff into the churning water below and gets more than she bargained for when she's saved by the man who's been waiting in the wings. Popularity doesn't always equal happiness. AH, Lemons

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7503
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2011 Updated: June 24, 2011


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: June 25, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: In the Wings: a One-Shot

Wow, that was a great one-shot! I specially loved the end, when Bella told their daughter about her and Edward :D

 
WANT by mostly a lurker Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

He couldn't keep his eyes off them or his hands off himself. His want for them is only equal to theirs for each other. *SPANK THE MONKEY CONTEST ENTRY* Explicit adult content, unabashed PWP. Who's in your mind's eye?

~ Banner by Tkegl


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1891
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2011 Updated: June 25, 2011


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: August 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: WANT

I don't know what to say except that it was extremely hot!! You're an awsome writer and I love your work!
Keep up the good work.
Love Someonewholovestoread

Author's Response:

hey Someonewholovestoread!
great username - i love to read, too! i'm SO glad you liked my story and found it hot ;-D
thanks for the gift of your time in reading and writing a review. i can't tell you how much it means to hear that you love my work! i've got a new story in the hopper as we type :-)
hugs to you, sweetie,
mal

 
Summary:

Esme Cullen's matchmaking leads to her son Edward dating fledging wedding photographer, Bella Swan. Falling for each other is effortless and soon Bella's career begins to take off. However, not everyone is quite so thrilled about Bella's happiness and success. A continuation of The Wedding Photographer, which was originally a one-shot.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes Word count: 138398
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2011 Updated: April 21, 2013


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: July 05, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter One: The Wedding Photographer

Loved it! But that wasn't so suprising :P I mean, Beautiful Complications was awsome so I had high hopes for this one as well. And it was definitely great! It was funny, cute and sexy. Esme was great :P
Keep up the good work and I hope you will post a new story soon!
Love Someonewholovestoread

Author's Response:

I am glad you liked it!  And Beautiful Complications as well.  My goal was a nice mix of funny and cute and sexy and it's so nice to hear that I pulled it off.  I liked Esme too.  I have fun writing her.

I definitely have other stories in the works, so it shouldn't be long before something else comes out!  Thanks so much for the review!

 
Turning Pointe by Viridian1 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 265]
Summary:

Turning Pointe Banner

Edward's life was a non-stop party – the drinking, the drugs, the girls – he was completely out of control. The night he woke up in the hospital with a broken arm, two broken ribs, cuts, scrapes, bruises and charges of felony possession of a controlled substance his father gave up trying to save him. Determined to get back in his father's good graces, Edward befriends Isabella, the only daughter of Carlisle's close personal friend who has come to live with the Cullen's for the next year while she fulfills her scholarship to study contemporary ballet under the prestigious Victoria James at the Washington Academy of Performing Arts in Seattle. Edward's plan backfires when Carlisle forbids his son from being with Bella, but can Edward keep his distance now that he's found his new addiction?

- AH/AU/Canon Couples
- Romance/Angst
- Main Characters = Bella/Edward, Told from EPOV with some BPOV thrown in as needed.

Rated NC-17 for Language, Lemon, References to Drug Abuse


Categories: AU, AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 200763
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2011 Updated: March 09, 2012


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: November 13, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So, I started to read your story today and I just finished all thirteen chapter. I love your story! Couldn't stop reading it. It's emotionally, funny and sad, all at the same time. You really have succeeded with this story and I can't wait until next chapter!
Kepp up the good work!
Love Someonewholovestoread

 
Rm w/a Vu by AngelGoddess1981 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1434]
Summary:

 

Bella, a struggling student at Arizona State, returns to her dorm room one afternoon to find her boyfriend in bed with her roommate. Unable to look at either of them, she moves out of her dorm, seeking refuge at her parents' place until she can find another room to move to.

 

Since it’s halfway through the semester, there are no other rooms available, so she takes to the classifieds. Just how good is the view being advertised? 

 

AH - Bella/Edward

Romance/Humor

 

Rated NC-17 for language, adult situations, and later, lemons . . . because this is fanfiction after all.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 39 Completed: Yes Word count: 229683
[Report This] Published: February 12, 2012 Updated: June 18, 2013


Reviewer: Someonewholovestoread Signed
Date: February 28, 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3. Truth in Advertising

I love this story so far! I like the characters and the story is really amusing :D Can't wait for the next chapter!
Keep up the good work.
/Someonewholovestoread

Author's Response:

So happy you're loving the story so far! 

Thanks for reading and reviewing! Here's your teaser:

 

“Hey, honey,” Dad says as I lean down and kiss his cheek first, then Mom’s. “Your mother tells me you went to look at a place today?”

I take a seat next to Mom, nestling up against her as she wraps her arm around me and hugs me close. “I did. It was beyond perfect . . . and the price was more than reasonable. I probably won’t even need you guys to help out,” I tell them excitedly.

“Oh?” Mom inquires.

“Yeah, it’s only four hundred a month. For a house. It even has a pool . . . and my room has a balcony that looks out toward the desert. It’s stunning.”

Dad’s inner-cop is showing all of a sudden. “Sounds a little too good to be true, don’t you think?”

What I think is he just likes having his baby girl home again. “That’s what I thought, but that’s what the guy said he wanted,” I tell him, shrugging slightly.

Mom squeezes me supportively. “Well, that’s great, sweethear—”

“Wait a minute,” Dad interrupts, his voice low and interrogating. “He?

Shit.

 

xoxo,

AG1981





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