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Penname: ernzo [Contact]
Real name: Erin
Status: Member
Member Since: February 14, 2009
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Reviews by ernzo
 
Summary: Feature

It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC.  Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 85040
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: April 24, 2009


Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: March 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

awww :) that was very sweet at the end. I've always loved this story, and I'm sad to see it ending :( but a chapter that would be good from Bella's POV would be the end of the last chapter into this one, just to see her POV with this whole thing from James, and maybe when they have sex for the first time. :')

 
Summary:

When Jasper Whitlock and Alice Masen tied the knot, they hoped their own siblings would have the same happy ending. Jasper's sister, Isabella, was at the peak of her career, leaving very little time for love. Alice's brother, Edward, was in the process of moving thousands of miles in the name of business.

What happens when Jasper and Alice insist on accompanying Edward to Seattle while he finds his new base of operation, all while staying in Isabella's penthouse?

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Lauren, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes Word count: 77087
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2008 Updated: July 04, 2009


Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: April 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30: July

oh ive been waiting for an update from this forever! :D i love it

 
Summary:

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.

 

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 138506
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2012


Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: June 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: June 7 - June 13, 2008

Omg I have never been more happy at a notification of an update. I serioulsy ADORE this story and I am beyond thrilled that you updated. I cannot wait for more becuase you stopped just as the getting was goooood. :D I hope that you update more soon :)

 
Summary:

Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. Bella realizes that they have a little too much in common and is having a little too much fun with this subject. EXB Lots of lemons later.

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes Word count: 322353
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2011


Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: March 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 27: Toxic

this story continues to break my heart. its for real killing me. i want happiness and fluff again :(

 
Out of Her Head by Blue25 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2754]
Summary:

Bella Swan moves cross country to take a teaching job, trying to escape the man who broke her heart. Edward Cullen is the school's music teacher with secrets of his own. Bella and Edward find themselves thrown together trying to work through their issues and unexpected feelings for each other.

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Completed: Yes Word count: 272412
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2009 Updated: June 26, 2009


Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: March 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 21

I'm really hoping and praying that there isn't some falling out b/c Bella is inadvertantly the leak to the newspaper. That would reall break my heart in this story. I really love it so far, and I think that arguement was necessary and I'm glad they got past it

 
Summary:

Bella works as a Resident Advisor  at Seattle University.  She meets Edward at a Halloween Party thrown for the residents and employees of Weston Hall.  A friendship slowly builds and Bella finds herself falling in love with Edward throughout the semester.  What could the popular Edward Cullen possibly see in her?  BxE, AH


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 49362
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2009 Updated: September 25, 2009


Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: February 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Where Are We Now

I really like this story! It's a cute idea and well written. The only critisism I have is reading 2 chapters in 1 POV and then going back and doing the same 2 chapters in a different POV. You should do 1 and 1 of you want to do different POVs b/c it kind backs the story up. I don't want to come across mean or anything though, b/c I really like this story.



Author's Response:

I originally wrote the whole thing in BPOV so that is why it is kind of jacked up like that.  And trust me - I won't be doing two chapters from a different POV again.  You guys are so testy.  But thanks for reading & more EPOV is coming right up!  ;)

 
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3312]
Summary:

Womanizing Edward is in a cover band with his brother and best friend, who are pissed that Edward has managed to send their last three lead singers heading for the hills with his tendency to fool around carelessly.  Emmett and Jasper decide to create a "no intra-band dating" rule. 

But what happens when a gorgeous, talented brunette walks into the audition?  Will Edward adhere to his bandmates' new rule, or will he pursue what's now off limits?  OOC Edward/Bella.  Rated for DIRTY HUMOR and lots of future LEMONY GOODNESS. Canon pairings.

(thanks to Evilangel6714 for the banner!!!)

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 34 Completed: Yes Word count: 171702
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2009 Updated: April 11, 2010


Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: August 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30

Oh good! I'm so glad that they are engaged now! and that the story is almost over. I hate when authors drag things out after a proposal happens. I just want them to have thier career and be happy! :D



Author's Response:

me too :)  they will be, haha.

 
Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: September 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31

lmfao what happened to land them all in jail?

 
With Teeth by TalulaBlue Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5907]
Summary: Feature

Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).

Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes Word count: 183053
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2009 Updated: August 22, 2010


Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: December 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Ok, so this story is amazing. It's so perfect and realistic, and it just makes me feel warm inside when I read it. This chapter was what I was waiting for at the same time I was dreading it. All I could think was, "No, Edward don't kiss her!" rofl. I just don't want thier relationship to interfere with his recovery. I'm sure that Jasper will be a little upset about this. I want him to get better, but I want him to be will Bella at the same time. I AM SO CONFLICTED.

I love this story, I can't wait for more :)

 
Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: January 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

I'm so glad they finally had sex! :) I used to be super worried (I still kind of am) about them moving faster than he is ready for, but this was perfect. My only complaint is that while her POV lets us know how much she truly cares for him, I feel like the way she acts, from his perspective could be interpreted as her being almost indifferent? She just seems very unaffected by him when she interacts with him, and it kind of worries me. She thought "I wonder how it's possible he can't understand my desire to be with him, my enthusiasm for any and all activities that put me in his proximity." And it might be her reservedness that is making him feel that way? idk I'm babbling. I loved the chapter, it was perfect, like this entire story.

 
Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: April 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

OMG 8( NOOOOO this is so sad and I knew it was coming but I didn't want it to be trueeeee. Stupid sexy broody Edward and his stupid feelings :(

 
Midnight Caller by KatieBelle Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 127]
Summary:

AU. Bella is left alone for the evening and has the entire house all to herself. Well, maybe not quite. . .NC-17 for dark, smutty times.


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 21642
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2009 Updated: October 23, 2009


Reviewer: ernzo Signed
Date: October 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Midnight Dance

I think this should be a series!





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