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Penname: whysoserious [Contact]
Real name: Jemma
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Member Since: July 13, 2009

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First of all--my other fic.  I know I said that I would try to get some up by the end of November, and its not yet.  Sorry.  RL got in the way. WAS UP-COMING FIC IS BEING REDEVELOPED. Basically, I'm changing the plot line etc. so, not up for a while. Sorry, again.


I am a Saga and general book devotee.

I'm in my late teens--Its okay. I have no life =)

I love music.  Not very good at it, but I love it anyway.

My sense of humor can be dry, and not always obvious.


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Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.



Hiding in Plain Sight


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 138506
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2012

Summary: Feature


Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant--albeit sexy--asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway.

Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Ben, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Other Character, Rosalie
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 34 Completed: No Word count: 258464
[Report This] Published: February 20, 2009 Updated: January 14, 2011


An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, Washington, sits untouched - other than being the occasional setting of a teenage party. Everyone knows the rumors, and it's because of those rumors rebellious teens are lured there. They want to be the first to spy the young man who supposedly lives inside its walls, the man who's either a ghost or crazed maniac that murders those courageous enough to enter the building.

No one has ever seen him, or at least no one that's ever lived to tell the tale. But it's all just rumors, right? Well, Bella Swan is about to find out.


Rated for subject matter and content. OOC. Canon pairings.



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Warning: There is mention of physical abuse in this story.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Jessica, Marcus, Mike, Rosalie, Tyler
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 89825
[Report This] Published: February 13, 2010 Updated: July 13, 2010



Haunted by her past, Bella is broken and alone. Starting over in a new city, can she let go of the guilt that consumes her when she meets a beautiful tattoo artist, or will his own personal demons destroy them first?  AH/OOC

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 20367
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2010



Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K class and the sparks fly.  As their feelings for each other grow, Edward has a prior commitment that he is convinced must be seen through. A commitment that is effectively keeping them apart. Are there some complications that even the strongest hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--Each other?

To get to the prize, they'll have to survive the temptation of one another, in this emotional waiting game.

Show and Don't Tell.

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Stephenie Meyer owns any Twilight characters and Twilight plot lines that may appear in this story.  The remainder is my original work.    No copying or reproduction of this work is permitted without my express written authorization.  Copyright 2009 by Brits23.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Rosalie, Sam, Tanya
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes Word count: 124914
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2009 Updated: December 16, 2009

Resident Geek by cdunbar Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 695]

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality and some underage drinking. A little OOC… okay, a lot OOC.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: Geekward and Nerdella
Chapters: 18 Completed: No Word count: 71582
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: December 08, 2009

Summary: Feature

He's a young but jaded keyboard player writing lyrics for his band, Breaking Dawn, and she's a naive and frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide on-line.
What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

OOC, canon at heart.
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Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes Word count: 146168
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: August 27, 2009


After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? A farcical, romantic comedy with a healthy dose of angst.  Nominated for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization (Incomplete) at the Twilight Awards.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Completed: Yes Word count: 144638
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2008 Updated: December 29, 2008


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