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Penname: Quirky_Girl [Contact]
Real name: Regina
Status: Member
Member Since: April 27, 2009
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Beta-reader: No

I'm a huge bibliophile.  If I have free time, I'll almost always have my nose stuck in a book.


Besides reading, I love writing.  I've got about a million and a half bits and pieces of diffrent stories.


Another favorite thing of mine is bad B rated movies.  MST3K was created for people like me.  My media library is full of movies the critics hated.  Anyone whose ever seen Black Sheep knows what I'm talking about.  I also love satires.  I think Mel Brooks is a genius.


I grew up listening to country music, so that's what I listen to mostly.  I also grew up with classic rock and music from my parents generation.  It wasn't until about 5 years ago when I moved out that I really started to listen to other kinds of music.  I've recently fallen in love with the band Bowling For Soup.


Now, here's my big, dark secret.  I had to be guilted into reading Twilight.  And I wasn't real impressed with it, as long as I'm being honest.  But my friend kept pushing me to read the rest of the series, and pretty soon I was hooked.  Heck, I even like Twilight now!


The friend that introduced me to the books went to the movie with me on the first day it came out.  We went late at night, thinking to avoid the teenagers.  We might have avoided the teenagers, but not the teenyboppers.  The theater was packed with 12 to 15 year olds.  They were extremly lucky neither my friend nor I were Security Forces, otherwise we might have shot someone.  Who lets their 13 year old stay out past 10 o'clock on a Thursday?  Isn't that still a school night?


Anyway, I've been described as being a bit strange.  All right, the word was weird.  Really, really weird.  But the way I figure it, you have to be a little bit insane to be sane, because if you were totally sane you'd go crazy  ;P


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Favorite Stories
 
Lost Soul by WhitePen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 231]
Summary:

What if your soul mate is born seventy years after your death?  Could you wait?

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: No Word count: 91981
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2011 Updated: December 29, 2012


Summary:

All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy, and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: Yes Word count: 176640
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2011 Updated: July 02, 2012


The Cullen Girl by evieeden Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1106]
Summary:

Bella's family is attacked by vampires when she is young, leaving her the sole survivor. Rescued by Dr Carlisle Cullen, she is adopted into his 'vegetarian' family, consisting of him, his wife Esme and their three sons Emmett, Edward and Jasper. Struggling with her trauma, Bella finds herself developing special bonds with each of the Cullen boys.

This story has no Alice or Rosalie (or at least, not as vampires or Cullens).

The Cullen Girl Banner

Thanks to m81170 for the banner.

Cheers to the lovely ms_ambrosia and CatMasters for the gifs.


Categories: Pre-Twilight, Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 61118
Comments: Read thru ch. 13

[Report This] Published: September 03, 2009 Updated: March 23, 2012


Rabbit Heart by KitsuShel Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 321]
Summary:

When a stalker gets too close to rockstar, Izzy Dwyer, she makes a choice that brings her back to her hometown and leads her on a journey full of new love and friendships.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: No Word count: 88554
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2011 Updated: March 17, 2012


Summary:

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From the ashes of North America Volterran Empire has emerged. Divided into twelve districts, some of the horrors the opressed humans are forced to endure are universal, the weekly blood donations, the fear of being carted away for even a hint of treasonous behavior.

Others are unique to each District. In District 2, the children of the wealthy are given the best possible education money can buy. But they're educated for only one purpose: violence.

Violence they can use in the annual Morphing Games, in which two adolescents, sixteen through twenty, are sent to the capitol to fight for their lives and the ultimate prize: immortality.

My name is Bella Swan, and I'm a Prospective in the 100th Morphing Games. There's only one problem: I don't want to win.

Hunger Games/Twilight X-Over. Vamps galore!

For those curious about the Morphing Games:

more can be found here:

http://orringtonrose.wordpress.com/


Categories: AU, Crossover Characters: Alec, Alice, Aro, Bella, Ben, Bree, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emily, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, James, Jane, Jasper, Laurent, Marcus, Mike, Renee, Renesmee, Rosalie, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 38783
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2011 Updated: November 26, 2011


Summary:

Edward&Bella

High school softball star Bella Swan’s life is immediately halted and turned upside-down when her father dies. In a blink of an eye, Bella is forced to leave the comfort of her hometown of Phoenix and everything else she has known to live with her estranged mother of six years and her new family in the small town of Forks, Washington. Though still in mourning over the death of her father, Bella decides to get back on her feet and find some sense of normality by going back to doing something her and her father had the best memories enjoying together--playing softball. But, Bella soon realizes that along with moving to small towns from big cities, there are consequences: No softball team.

When Bella decides not to take this news lying down, she soon finds herself in a world where she’s never been before.

The boys’ baseball team.

Oh, what green-eyed adventures wait for her there…

Many thanks to my best friend babymonsta for making my banner and who is also my Alpha before I turn in my chapters to the Beta. You are the Hayley Williams to my Paramore, love.

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 53196
Comments: Read thru ch. 5

[Report This] Published: June 03, 2010 Updated: May 11, 2011


Summary:

A bored Bella in biology writes in her "collection of random thoughts, poetry, short stories, etc." A bored Edward stumbles upon it and leaves an anonymous comment. The result? A curious correspondence between Mr. Popular and the Queen of Sarcasm...

 Hello there! How's your day been? Is the weather nice? Okay, I'll shut up now...oh, and is there anyone out there in need of a banner? I'd be happy to make one, so yah...let me know :)

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I looked down at my page and froze. Green pen. I never wrote in green pen. But there they were, foreign green words written neatly in the space underneath my messy scawls from yesterday; glaring up at me as if they were daring me to read them. Curiosity overtook my dysfunctional brain as I read the message...

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 30484
Comments: Read thru ch. 10

[Report This] Published: March 09, 2009 Updated: December 13, 2009


Resident Geek by cdunbar Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 700]
Summary:

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality and some underage drinking. A little OOC… okay, a lot OOC.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: Geekward and Nerdella
Chapters: 18 Completed: No Word count: 71582
Comments: Read thru ch. 18

[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: December 08, 2009


Summary:

Bella has never had luck at finding friends, and now that she has exiled herself to one of the most prestigious schools in the country, it doesn’t look like that luck is going to change. But what happens when Bella, with some help from the incredibly hot new guy, decides to finally stop being Miss Invisible? Canon Pairings

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 27072
Comments: Read thru ch. 10

[Report This] Published: December 04, 2008 Updated: September 09, 2009


UFO by Jaxidy Alpha Rated: G [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

**Honorable Mention in the Sexy Suspenseful Superhero contest**      

“I’m telling you son, they’re out there.” He spoke through a disgusting mouthful of pancakes, and I watched as syrup dripped from his chin and fell on the convenient little landing-pad that his pop-belly created, clad in a tight white undershirt. 

      “Yeah, I know.”  I handed him a paper-towel, which he ignored, so I dropped it next to his plate.  “UFO stands for unidentified flying object.  And yes, Dad, they do exist.  Do you know what this is?” I reached into a drawer and pulled out a potato masher, trusting that his nonexistent culinary skills would render him incapable of recognizing it. 

      When he shook his head I threw it across to room.  “Look, there’s one now.” 

He thought it was all a joke.  Oh, how wrong he was.


Categories: ORIGINAL FICTION Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3809
Comments: Have not read att

[Report This] Published: June 01, 2009 Updated: June 01, 2009


Summary:

 

Summary: Alice comforts Jasper after a hard day.

Prompt: Nostalgia

Characters and Pairings: Alice/Jasper

Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Romance


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1212
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2009 Updated: March 27, 2009


Summary: Feature

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Hilarity ensues when Edward and Alice come back at the end of New Moon and convince Mrs. Cope to change their schedules so that they're in Bella's gym class. How can they manage to remain human when their superhuman athletic abilities keep getting in the way? Because people keep asking, I'll answer: yes! There is a Princess Bride reference in every chapter. Some are more subtle than others.

 


Categories: New Moon Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Jacob, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Rosalie, Tyler
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 67849
Comments: Read thru ch. 11

[Report This] Published: January 10, 2009 Updated: March 09, 2009


Summary:

Once upon a time in a small diner in Philadelphia...

Who might have witnessed Alice and Jasper's first meeting?  How about we play a little game called Six Degrees of Separation?


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice, Jasper, Other Character
Challenges:
Series: Six Degrees of Separation, Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1590
[Report This] Published: February 20, 2009 Updated: February 28, 2009


Included by SirenPrincess Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 21]
Summary:

Carlisle worries that Jasper isn’t bonding with the family. When Alice goes on a shopping trip with the girls, Jasper suffers.

This story has Alice/Jasper relationship and Carlisle and Jasper friendship. Hurt/comfort and angst are the main genres for this story.


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1932
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2009 Updated: February 27, 2009


Sleeping to Dream by Somah4 Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 326]
Summary:

 

The newspapers say it all: Bella Swan is dead. But no one is sure why she jumped from the cliffs at First Beach. No one really knows why her body wasn't ever found. But everyone knows her coffin is empty and that the Cullens are back.

 

          


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes Word count: 61557
Comments: Have not read att

[Report This] Published: October 13, 2008 Updated: January 30, 2009


Summary:

Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4147
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2009 Updated: January 22, 2009


Lunchtime by umbrellas_can Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

"Through her thin white shirt he could see the slender black straps of her bra."


Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 946
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2009 Updated: January 22, 2009


Summary:

Alice has never once been afraid of the man she calls her husband.


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1486
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2008 Updated: December 16, 2008


Lure by SiDEADde Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

One-shot from Charlie's POV for Segolily's Father's day Twilight Challenge on FFN : Odd Fathers.

Charlie is much more perceptive than anyone gives him credit for...can he hold his own against Carlisle?


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Esme
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2338
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2008 Updated: September 30, 2008


Summary:

Now, I love every single one of the Twilight characters, especially angsty, overprotective Edward, but let's face it - sometimes they can go overboard. This is a parody of the characters' personalities.

 


Categories: Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 6030
Comments: Read thru ch. 6

[Report This] Published: August 26, 2008 Updated: September 18, 2008


Brotherhood by blondie, Roo Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 98]
Summary:

The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny Roo and the Edward-centric blondie!

Amazingly in canon - believe it or not!


Categories: Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 9835
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2008 Updated: August 04, 2008


Fear by NoMoreThanUsual Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 127]
Summary:

Bella’s courage does have its limits.   The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come.  Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3702
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2008 Updated: June 21, 2008






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