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Summary:

 

Masen had it all. Money... Good looks... until he pulls a prank on the wrong person and is turned ugly on the outside just as he is on the in. He has a year to find someone to love him for what's on the inside or he will stay that way forever. He begins to loose hope until he meets one girl... Bella Swan. But, can she learn to love him? For who could ever learn to love a beast?

 

Excerpt:

 

“Looks are so important to you,” she murmured as she walked over to me. “Imagine life without them.”

 

“What?” I asked, confused.

 

“You’ve spent your life worrying about how you look and treating all of the ‘beastly’ people out there like garbage.”

 

“It was a joke!” I cried out in panic.

 

Victoria tilted her head to the side and said, “I didn’t get it. But you will.”

 

Black spots had started to cloud my eyes. “Get what?”

 

Victoria put her hand on my shoulder. “You have a year from today to find someone to love you.”

 

 


Categories: Twilight, AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 39485
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2012 Updated: April 13, 2014


Reluctant Hearts by lattecoug Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 459]
Summary:

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Fiercely independent, journalist Katherine Sterling had no need for men beyond what they could give her for a night.  But when fate interferes in the form of an assignment with actor Robert Pattinson, will she learn that, sometimes, fate knows best?  Follow these two love-weary hearts as they stumble towards a path that neither could have predicted.

 


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: No Word count: 175748
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2012 Updated: April 05, 2014


Summary:

A one night stand that goes horribly wrong ... or did it? Based in part by the song 'Forever and Almost Always' by Kate Voegele.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 25619
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2012 Updated: April 03, 2014


The Locket by nomdeplume6 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 23]
Summary:

A chance encounter at her local coffee shop brings Bella's life to a grinding halt. Who is the stranger that knows things about her, she had only ever dreamed of finding out? How will they cope when they face a common enemy?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 37651
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2013 Updated: March 06, 2014


How to Forget by Shadow Masen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 136]
Summary:

Where do you go if you don't know who you are, and what if you find you don't want to remember?  Edward finds himself in Forks under suspicious circumstances, can Bella help him discover who he truly is?  BxE AH  NC-17 for lemons.

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Categories: Twilight, AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 125110
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2013 Updated: January 27, 2014


Cullen's Anatomy by LisaDawn75 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 453]
Summary:

Bella Swan is a down on her luck, single mom whose son suffers from an extreme medical condition. Edward Cullen is a medical student who is assigned to help Bella and her son find affordable medical care as an ethics project. Needless to say, he's not too happy about the assignment as he would prefer to focus on what he feels is important, and Bella is not thrilled with a snobby medical student butting into her life. Will they be able to get along so Edward can get his project done and Bella's son the medical attention he needs, or will they end up hating each other on the way?

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A huge thanks to fallanydeeper for making the awesome banner!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: No Word count: 65645
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2011 Updated: December 19, 2013


Summary:

What do you do when the one you thought would love you forever up and leaves you? You move to Vegas of course!

It's 3 years after Edward left Bella. She's discovered a new life, and made new friends, but has never really gotten over Edward's abandonment.

When a chance encounter with Alice at a local Vegas night club brings the Cullens back full force into Bella's life, how will she react? Is there any hope for them to rekindle their friendships? More importantly, is there any chance that she and Edward can work through her distrust and his shame and guilt to get back their undying love, or does attention from a new love interest have Bella distracted?

Come on in to the world of Crooked Halo's and Ink Junkies, and find out!

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Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Lauren, Other Character, Renee, Rosalie, Tanya, Victoria
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Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 99051
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2009 Updated: December 19, 2013


Summary:

Bella is an executive on her way home from an overseas business trip. Edward is a popular actor on his way to meet a director about his next movie. When the two of them are literally thrown together, their lives change forever, and they realize that what they had before is not what’s in store for the future. Love, loss and lotsa lemons! 

 

 


Categories: Twilight, AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 62 Completed: Yes Word count: 244759
[Report This] Published: July 18, 2012 Updated: November 02, 2013


The Pull by Janiedoe12 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 90]
Summary:

Bella left Edward and everything she knew in Forks ten years ago. She knew he would never leave the MC, but circumstances drew her far away to accomplish her dreams. When Bella returns under somewhat mysterious circumstances, Forks will never be the same. AH. Tattward/Bikerward. Think Twilight meets Sons of Anarchy.

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 65495
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2013 Updated: October 24, 2013


Summary:

What happens when you mix a history/archival management/creative writing major with a little magic and a special secret project? A Hands-On approach to history! AU-No vampires this time.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 64498
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2011 Updated: October 04, 2013


Summary: Feature

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After twelve years away, Bella's best childhood friend reappears in her life and turns her world upside down. Is Edward the same boy she secretly fell in love with all those years ago, or has his big life changed him in even bigger ways?

This story consists of short chapters that are rated R-M for adult themes, bad language, and dry, sometimes raunchy, humor--possibly a lemon or two.

 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 21818
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2013 Updated: September 24, 2013


In Pursuit by Sarges Girls Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 349]
Summary:

 

In Pursuit by Jenny Cullen & Drotuno

 

A normal night out changes everything for two innocent sisters, who stumble upon something that will change their lives forever. Two brave U.S. marshals have to keep them hidden and keep them safe. How far are they willing to go to do what's right? Are the consequences worth it all?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Completed: Yes Word count: 251309
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2013 Updated: September 08, 2013


The Lists by shirleypositive72 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 98]
Summary:

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Just write a list, Alice says, to know what to look for in your ideal man. But I have two lists...

 

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: No Word count: 85841
[Report This] Published: June 04, 2012 Updated: April 16, 2013


A Faire To Remember by Fluppy Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 89]
Summary:

Bella Swan is miserable and lonely. After numerous failed relationships she doubts there are any truly worthwhile guys out there. In an attempt to relieve her unhappiness her friends, Alice and Rosalie, take her to a medieval faire, hopeful that she may truly find her knight in shining armour. Queue one time slip and enter chauvanstic 12th century knight, Edward Cullen. Will they ever find love, or will intrigue and the barbaric ways of that era force them apart?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 39717
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2009 Updated: March 12, 2013


Cutlass by tkegl Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 127]
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Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.

 

Blinkie by Ange d'laube


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: No Word count: 116739
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2012 Updated: August 24, 2012


Summary:

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A NYC barman views his mind reading as an isolating cancer, until he meets the lonely 28yr old trying to escape her heartbreaking reality.  Edward has had a life full of harsh lessons.  He trusts nobody.  Bella is faced with an uphill battle in her day-to-day existence.  She never complains about the hand life has dealt her, including when a beautiful boy treats her badly, because she doesn't believe she deserves anything better.  AH ExB

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 173858
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2011 Updated: July 28, 2012


Carry Me Home by bathom7 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 63]
Summary:

Charlotte Jacobs is an international wartime reporter who has spent the last two years in the darkest and most dangerous areas of the world. But her best friends' wedding draws her back to Shere Village, England where she happily lived with her best friends Lindy, Rhys and Tom before her job pulled her away.

Robert Pattinson has just finished shooting the final installment of the Twilight franchise and is struggling with his role as international superstar. He takes a few months off between movies and goes home to London to spend time with family and to see his childhood friend Rhys get married.

What happens when Charlotte and Rob meet over a shared late-night craving for homemade pizza? Why doesn't Charlotte know who Rob is? And why is Rob so intrigued by this girl who he knows nothing about?

A wedding brings them togther, real life will pull them apart. But what happens when they realize they need each other more than they ever imagine possible?


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 25676
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2011 Updated: April 03, 2012


Kingdom Come O/S by ssarrahh Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary:

AH. "Go home and dust off your bible, Bella, you've got a church boy to seduce." Lemony.


Categories: Twilight Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4852
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2010 Updated: September 02, 2010


Off Limits by lexiecullen17 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3311]
Summary:

Womanizing Edward is in a cover band with his brother and best friend, who are pissed that Edward has managed to send their last three lead singers heading for the hills with his tendency to fool around carelessly.  Emmett and Jasper decide to create a "no intra-band dating" rule. 

But what happens when a gorgeous, talented brunette walks into the audition?  Will Edward adhere to his bandmates' new rule, or will he pursue what's now off limits?  OOC Edward/Bella.  Rated for DIRTY HUMOR and lots of future LEMONY GOODNESS. Canon pairings.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 34 Completed: Yes Word count: 171702
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2009 Updated: April 11, 2010


Summary:

Carrie Falk meets Robert Pattinson in New York City during the filming of Remember Me. Carrie holds a secret that could destroy a relationship that should have never have existed, but as Rob and her get closer it’s harder to keep that secret. It isn’t long before someone on the set realizes what is going on and causes everything to quickly unravel. Will the hurt that Carrie caused be forgiven for the sake of love?

 

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Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 45055
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2009 Updated: April 03, 2010






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