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A Brave New World by youngmei Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1072]

Edward and Bella

“Bella, I’m going to give you some privacy. I won’t go far, but I won’t listen either. I know you don’t want an audience, no matter which way you decide to go.”

Three years after his mysterious disappearance, Edward’s final words to Bella still haunt her every waking moment. For her parents, Bella tries to put the past behind her and start a new life but one phone call shatters her fragile new world. Bella must then choose between her new life and the potential heartache of her past.

All canon pairings. NO CHARACTER DEATH. This is an Edward and Bella story.

I'd like to thank ms_ambrosia for the awesome banner!

Categories: Eclipse, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 44 Completed: Yes Word count: 189074
Comments: ?

[Report This] Published: February 09, 2010 Updated: July 10, 2014

Lost Soul by WhitePen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 232]

What if your soul mate is born seventy years after your death?  Could you wait?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: No Word count: 91981
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2011 Updated: December 30, 2012

Through the Trees by SeeMyEvil Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]

Isabella is haunted by an accident four years earlier and takes comfort in the only one who can understand - the man who died. After 10 years, Isabella has found the strength to move on to bigger and better things in New York. 

A Bella/Jasper fic with a twist...

Originially written for the Pick a Pic Challenge. Continued since.

Categories: AU Characters: Bella
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 15090
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2010 Updated: June 01, 2012

The Vial by daenaira Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 65]

The Vial contains three items: a strand of hair, a small piece of cloth, and an eyelash. All three items belong to Bella's Maker, her Vampyre. She is tracking him down and she will find him if it takes her until the end of time. Bella is intent upon revenge but her plans go awry when she finally does meet her Vampyre. She is caught between two choices; will she finally kill him for all the pain he has put her through?

Or will she finally learn to love?

An Angsty fic with a streak of romance. Rated M for violence, language, and sexual scenes.

Amazing banner above by the uber talented enchanted-mind!

Another spectacular banner by the prodigious Readergoof!

Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 30780
Comments: can't wait for ch6!!!

[Report This] Published: January 09, 2011 Updated: May 03, 2012


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Hypothesis: Vampires are capable of vertical inheritance.




  1. Get Jasper knocked up at least three times in one story. Why? Because it is not nearly as funny to knock up any of the other vampires. And since female vampires are just as hard to knock up as males, might as well go all the way and choose Jasper.

  2. Knock up all the other Cullens while I am at it. Why? Because I can’t think of a good reason why Jasper would be any more knocked up than the rest of them. Maybe Emmett would be… but Emmett is not as funny.

  3. Accuse Edward of having a sexual relationship with his piano and bring up this accusation as many times as possible without Bella finding out.

  4. End in a war between the Cullens and the Volturi, because the Volturi think Carlisle is lying about vampires laying eggs. Why? Because it is the funniest reason for a war I can think of.

  5. Explain vampire genetics, using plasmids, in a way that is one hundred percent compatible with everything ever said by Stephenie Meyer about vampires.

  6. Explain how vampires can reproduce vertically without violating the “vampires cannot change” law of vampiredom.

  7. Make entire story one hundred percent biologically accurate, despite the vampires. Why? Because I’m a biologist.

  8. Tell a bunch of Cullenesque stories and make it funny, because that which is funniest is best.

Recently nominated for a hidden star award.

The award nominations keep coming: now nominated for multiple  iSparkle Awards including the You'll Quote Me Later Award for the thing with Edward and his inappropriate relationship with his piano. Please go vote now!

Also nominated for an Eclipse award for best vampire!




Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 48 Completed: Yes Word count: 188366
Comments: vampires lay eggs?

[Report This] Published: July 30, 2010 Updated: February 18, 2012



Taking one last deep breath, I bent down on my knees and assumed the position that Angela taught me. My hands were now shaking uncontrollably, and I was thankful to be able to place them on the cold, hard concrete. It kept me steady as I lowered my head and waited for the mistress to make her appearance.

It seemed like forever, and I knew it was more likely like two minutes, but the door finally creaked open. It was such a rush to have only my hearing to decipher what the mistress was doing because I saw nothing, but heard the soft clacking of her heels on the floor.

Breathing heavily now, I stared at the ground, nervous as all hell, and waiting for something-her, me...I didn't know.

It wasn't until I saw the shiny black tips of her boots-that was when I knew it was all real. The moment had finally come. After all the weeks I'd obsessed and basically stalked her, I was finally here with her, and she still had no idea who I really was...

"Good evening, Pig!"


Edward Cullen is a 21 year old man who has the world at his finger tips. He has a great education, money, and plenty of women. The things he feels he's entitled to...but what happens when an innocent meeting with a beautiful, but older Isabella Swan at a coffee shop turns into something he never expected.

Will a hot and assertive woman like Bella, who likes to take control, finally be able to teach a young cocky Edward about life, sex, and women?

Thrust into a world filled with pain, pleasure, and all too consuming desire...Edward soon realizes it's a life he can't live without.

Chocolate Brown & Leather Whips summary trailer: By Emily Bowden

 Teaser Trailer # 2

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Completed: No Word count: 234760
Comments: ch.23?

[Report This] Published: July 21, 2010 Updated: November 28, 2011


Don’t go into the woods . . . That is the simple rule in Forks and all obey. No one questions it, no one challenges it. No one goes into the woods. Except, I have . . .

There’s a lot of secrets in Forks and Bella Swan is about to stumble into the biggest one, altering her life and all those around her.  



 Huge shout out to Najo for all the help with my first proper banner!


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Leah, Mike, Paul, Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tyler
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 42682
Comments: can't wait for ch5!

[Report This] Published: April 11, 2011 Updated: November 05, 2011


"Hush, little baby don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird, and if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring." A lullaby and an antique chest. Just what is the history of Bella's new house? Rated M for horror scenes.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 109174
Comments: and a must read!

[Report This] Published: February 02, 2010 Updated: October 18, 2011

A Rough Start by itzmegan73 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 878]

Overnight, irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old boy. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Completed: Yes Word count: 250550
Comments: Can't wait for the next chapter

[Report This] Published: February 12, 2010 Updated: August 31, 2011

Washed Up by xrxdanixrx Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 587]


She washed up along the river near his secluded log cabin with no memories. He couldn't just leave her to fend for herself, could he?

Blinkie by the amazing Le Crepuscule

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 63057
Comments: ch5?

[Report This] Published: May 03, 2011 Updated: August 31, 2011

Mental by MaraPore321 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 160]

When Bella Swan moved to Forks for work experience at a local mental care home, the last thing she expected was to have feelings for the murderous Edward Cullen. Especially when her boyfriend, Jacob Black, wants to ask her a special question...

Edward Cullen had always had problems. Unable to resist the urge to kill others, and incapable of shunning the monster inside his head, he gets rejected by his foster father, proof that he was never really loved. Then, five years later, he meets a woman who could change everything . . .

Rated for the language, extreme violence and sexual content. Sensitive readers should not read. I do not own Twilight, never have, never will.

Thanks to Kyvak for the awesome banners ^^ I LUFF YEW <33

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Jacob, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Seth, Tyler
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 41259
Comments: What the **** read!

[Report This] Published: August 01, 2010 Updated: June 06, 2011

Beyond Time by tkegl Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1730]

After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's her second chance... a chance to build a life with a human Edward. But when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected... and Bella has some hurdles to overcome to create the future she's hoping for.


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Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes Word count: 286468
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2010 Updated: June 05, 2011


Banner kindly donated by the brilliant FrozenSoldier.

Jasper is in pain. No one knows why and when the truth is discovered he needs his family, past and present, more than ever. What Jasper wants and what he needs are not always the same thing and he must learn to reach out to them if he is to survive.

A story by koko23cat with the kind help of the magnificent Calliopes Poem

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Jasper
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 53847
Comments: A must read!

[Report This] Published: August 03, 2010 Updated: June 01, 2011



Edward is a CEO of a computer company.  He is also Bella Swan’s submissive, but he wants more.  He wants to be her willing slave all the time.  This story will explore the journey they take to find what’s best for them both and the hardships they suffer.

This story will be extremely graphic in its language and sexual content.

The characters are also OOC; please keep this in mind as you read.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 10998
Comments: ch4?

[Report This] Published: September 27, 2010 Updated: May 20, 2011


When Charlie Swan’s daughter is threatened he will do anything and everything to protect her ... Even entrust her safety to a guild of assassins ...

 Assassins ... thieves ... murderers ... protectors? The Cullen family are many things with many faces but the introduction of this one innocent is about to change their world for good.




Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 23499
Comments: I want ch.6!

[Report This] Published: April 17, 2009 Updated: May 10, 2011


A birthday gift for u2shay, who requested "Historical, Dark Carlisle" from my hand.

Banner by FrozenSoldier, whom I thank most exuberantly!

Carlisle Cullen's ability to work as a physician, handling blood and intermingling intimately with humans, is already the stuff of legend in the world of the Vampires.  He is revered or reviled, but his family holds him in high honor.

This is the story of how he manages.

Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU Characters: Carlisle
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3786
Comments: Carlisle Cullen did THIS?

[Report This] Published: April 30, 2011 Updated: May 08, 2011

The Shadows Creep by ken7 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 26]

Bella does not make it in time to save Edward, and he dies at the hand of the Volturi. But is Edward truly gone when she hears his voice? Sees him standing over her in her sleep? What is real when one wakes to have one’s most desired wish, only to have it ripped away each and every time? Can love really be stronger than even death? Who is to be trusted, and who is to be feared? The agony, the want, the need becomes an obsession, until Bella has to find the answer to a question long asked. What happens after a vampire dies? A Twilight ghost story unlike any before.

Warnings: Thoughts and actions of suicide, sexual images and situations, violence, subjects of witchcraft and magic, substance abuse, and disturbing imagery.

Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 3641
Comments: TRY and read this!

[Report This] Published: March 13, 2011 Updated: May 04, 2011



Banner Credit: Twisted in Masen

Isabella Swan is an antique document specialist. When the papers she is working on lead her overseas, she finds herself immersed in the mystery of the enigmatic Edward Masen. What secrets will she find as she explores the documents and letters of the elusive Cullen clan and what does Edward want her to find out about him?

Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 35294
Comments: can't wait intill ch 4

[Report This] Published: February 06, 2011 Updated: April 11, 2011


Carlisle's family members get in touch with their human sides when they take jobs.  My predictons on how the illustrious Cullen family would fare in the work force.

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU, Crackfic Characters: Carlisle
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5429
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2011 Updated: April 03, 2011

Smutiversity by Smutsisters Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 102]

What's a girl to do when she writes fanfic where the smut isn't so much sizzling hot, as embarassingly warm? She goes to Smutiversity. SwedenSara enrolls on a course “Sex in fiction: how to write, and what to avoid” and gets much more education than she bargained for, two new friends, and a red-hot teacher who bears a striking resemblance to a young, British actor, known for his portrayal of a brooding vampire...

Enjoy Smutiversity!

In the beginning we were three, and now our big sis has retired - she's doing God-stuff - but we still love her!

This is a collaboration between SwedenSara and Netracullen. We are the Smut Sisters!

Check out the Twilighted thread FangMom created for our little smut baby:

Categories: Crackfic Characters: Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 50164
Comments: uh...yeah.... use it to help with my smut stuff

[Report This] Published: June 14, 2010 Updated: April 01, 2011




Banner by Mehek18 at


After his junior year, Edward fled Forks High.  Alice refuses to allow him to run from his destiny.  She makes sure Edward won't be the only British Lit student in London by way of Forks.  He will be the only one who knows Carlisle's role in the modern text.

Carlisle befriended a precocious human girl in the seventeenth century.  His relationship with her may put Bella in grave danger. 

 Teasers are posted on the thread, under A/U....



Categories: AU Characters: Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No Word count: 128849
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2010 Updated: February 23, 2011

Sunset Riders by twiharder2 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 56]


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It is six years since the Volturi failed to fight the Cullens on the battlefield at Forks. Existence is sweet and all is well, except... Alice hasn't been feeling well lately. Edward knows Carlisle is very worried and with good reason... because they both know Vampires don't get Sick.

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Chelsea, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Nessie, Renesmee, Rosalie, Stefan, Tanya, Vladimir
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 30163
Comments: a mabye

[Report This] Published: December 01, 2010 Updated: January 19, 2011


Edwards conscious life came to an end in September 1918 and returned after three days of unrelenting pain.  How did he meet Carlisle, why did he seem so familiar.  Why did Carlisle chose Edward to be the one after all his years of being alone.  Edward might be talented but why and how did that influence Carlisle's decision. 

With Carlisle’s emotions opened by Edward and their new family, a new challenge arises when he finds Esme now a woman, dying.  Buried emotions flare and he takes another chance.

In canon and historically accurate.

Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Esme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 90952
Comments: Best Pre-Twilight!

[Report This] Published: November 03, 2010 Updated: January 07, 2011


Starting on Edwards 49th ‘birthday’ as a Vampire, he and Carlisle come across some travelling vampires.  However, their presence triggers memories in Carlisle mind that will change the way he has been seen, forever...

Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Other Character
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 9098
Comments: Read more soon! ened chap6 on 12711

[Report This] Published: June 10, 2010 Updated: January 06, 2011

To Save Us by eight_eleven Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 161]




Takes place During New Moon’s winter.  Convinced that Edward was lying, Bella sets out across the country to find the Cullens and confront Edward to gain the closure she needs.


Many thanks to Kaghanyou for the fantastic banner!



Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 16441
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2010 Updated: January 03, 2011


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