“Bella, I’m going to give you some privacy. I won’t go far, but I won’t listen either. I know you don’t want an audience, no matter which way you decide to go.”

Three years after his mysterious disappearance, Edward’s final words to Bella still haunt her every waking moment. For her parents, Bella tries to put the past behind her and start a new life but one phone call shatters her fragile new world. Bella must then choose between her new life and the potential heartache of her past.

All canon pairings. NO CHARACTER DEATH. This is an Edward and Bella story.

I'd like to thank ms_ambrosia for the awesome banner!

Isabella is haunted by an accident four years earlier and takes comfort in the only one who can understand - the man who died. After 10 years, Isabella has found the strength to move on to bigger and better things in New York. 

A Bella/Jasper fic with a twist...

Originially written for the Pick a Pic Challenge. Continued since.

This banner inspired the story. Banner creator revealed, and imo she's pretty fantastic: alisxgravexnii.

Hypothesis: Vampires are capable of vertical inheritance.

Objectives:

1. Get Jasper knocked up at least three times in one story. Why? Because it is not nearly as funny to knock up any of the other vampires. And since female vampires are just as hard to knock up as males, might as well go all the way and choose Jasper.


2. Knock up all the other Cullens while I am at it. Why? Because I can’t think of a good reason why Jasper would be any more knocked up than the rest of them. Maybe Emmett would be… but Emmett is not as funny.


3. Accuse Edward of having a sexual relationship with his piano and bring up this accusation as many times as possible without Bella finding out.


4. End in a war between the Cullens and the Volturi, because the Volturi think Carlisle is lying about vampires laying eggs. Why? Because it is the funniest reason for a war I can think of.


5. Explain vampire genetics, using plasmids, in a way that is one hundred percent compatible with everything ever said by Stephenie Meyer about vampires.


6. Explain how vampires can reproduce vertically without violating the “vampires cannot change” law of vampiredom.


7. Make entire story one hundred percent biologically accurate, despite the vampires. Why? Because I’m a biologist.


8. Tell a bunch of Cullenesque stories and make it funny, because that which is funniest is best.

Recently nominated for a hidden star award.

The award nominations keep coming: now nominated for multiple  iSparkle Awards including the You'll Quote Me Later Award for the thing with Edward and his inappropriate relationship with his piano. Please go vote now!

Also nominated for an Eclipse award for best vampire!

Don’t go into the woods . . . That is the simple rule in Forks and all obey. No one questions it, no one challenges it. No one goes into the woods. Except, I have . . .

There’s a lot of secrets in Forks and Bella Swan is about to stumble into the biggest one, altering her life and all those around her.  

 Huge shout out to Najo for all the help with my first proper banner!

Overnight, irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old boy. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

Elizabeth's family had a prophecy and a painting to go with it. She always thought it was ridiculous, until she realized she had an unusual gift and so did her son. Family history was about to change her and her son's lives forever.

This is Carlisle's link to Edward's family and how the painting of Carlisle arrived in Elizabeth's bedroom and also a history of their family's psychic 'gifts'. I hope you enjoy it. Robin

After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's her second chance... a chance to build a life with a human Edward. But when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected... and Bella has some hurdles to overcome to create the future she's hoping for.

Edward is a CEO of a computer company.  He is also Bella Swan’s submissive, but he wants more.  He wants to be her willing slave all the time.  This story will explore the journey they take to find what’s best for them both and the hardships they suffer.

This story will be extremely graphic in its language and sexual content.

The characters are also OOC; please keep this in mind as you read.

A birthday gift for u2shay, who requested "Historical, Dark Carlisle" from my hand.

Banner by FrozenSoldier, whom I thank most exuberantly!

Carlisle Cullen's ability to work as a physician, handling blood and intermingling intimately with humans, is already the stuff of legend in the world of the Vampires.  He is revered or reviled, but his family holds him in high honor.

This is the story of how he manages.

Banner Credit: Twisted in Masen

Isabella Swan is an antique document specialist. When the papers she is working on lead her overseas, she finds herself immersed in the mystery of the enigmatic Edward Masen. What secrets will she find as she explores the documents and letters of the elusive Cullen clan and what does Edward want her to find out about him?

What's a girl to do when she writes fanfic where the smut isn't so much sizzling hot, as embarassingly warm? She goes to Smutiversity. SwedenSara enrolls on a course “Sex in fiction: how to write, and what to avoid” and gets much more education than she bargained for, two new friends, and a red-hot teacher who bears a striking resemblance to a young, British actor, known for his portrayal of a brooding vampire...

Enjoy Smutiversity!

In the beginning we were three, and now our big sis has retired - she's doing God-stuff - but we still love her!

This is a collaboration between SwedenSara and Netracullen. We are the Smut Sisters!

Check out the Twilighted thread FangMom created for our little smut baby: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=11347

It is six years since the Volturi failed to fight the Cullens on the battlefield at Forks. Existence is sweet and all is well, except... Alice hasn't been feeling well lately. Edward knows Carlisle is very worried and with good reason... because they both know Vampires don't get Sick.

Starting on Edwards 49th ‘birthday’ as a Vampire, he and Carlisle come across some travelling vampires.  However, their presence triggers memories in Carlisle mind that will change the way he has been seen, forever...