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March 15, 2009
I'm twenty eight, vulgar, married. I'm clever when I'm not talking about myself. I'm a part time stylist, and a part time espresso whore; also a total procrastinator and speed demon.
I drink and smoke and generally don't do canon. I am slowly being persuaded.
Things I like? Wingtips. Jasper. Devils. Vadge. Adverbs. Hot rods. Tom Waits. Dusty furniture. Cowboys. Mangy dogs. Digging through until you find it.
Things I do not like? Soft words. Soft core. Weak punches. Small doors. Birds. Overflowing ashtrays. Blue lights. Jacob. Dioramas. Giving up before you find it.
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