So glad you're back in one piece from your vacation! The extra weight will come off again, you'll see. So don't worry too much about it.
Let's go see what Boobward is up to now:
I could hear the beat of her heart, smell the blood flowing through her vessels, and feel the warmth of her body. She was all that was in my head and nothing else mattered.
Sweetie, I really hope that vision Alice had of you in Bella's room and Charlie practically standing next to you is something that still registers in your brain. If Bella says he won't let her out of his sight, then it should ring a warning bell. I'm seriously afraid he's going to forget that, be too distracted by Bella to hear Charlie waking and getting up.
Her hand ran down my bare chest. “I can’t believe you came over here like this.”
I wasn’t sure what she was talking about until I looked down at my near naked form and realized what she meant. In my haste to get to her, I hadn’t bothered to dress and was still clad in only my boxers.
Oh Edward... What are we going to do with you? I seriously still like my 'Eleazar has to come over and see them' idea.
“He gave me a pregnancy test and then a birth control shot. He didn’t know if you could…um…you know…get me pregnant, but he wanted to be sure.”
Pfft, like a birth control shot would stop Edward's little soldiers, really... That's one tough egg once it's formed, lol!
I was, without a doubt, the biggest idiot in the vampire world.
Na- er, yah... I guess we can't argue with him concerning that.
Bella opened up the drawer by her nightstand and brought out a box of condoms.
If Charlie finds them, she's dead... No? There wouldn't be anyone except for Edward for whom she should need them at this moment. Oh boy... Argument waiting to happen?
“He showed you?”
*snort* I'm thinking all our minds were alligned with Edward's in this instant. He didn't scream, so that's a good thing.
“I ate the banana after he left,” Bella said with a blush.
Thoughts of Bella rolling a condom on a banana,...
Add hyperventilating to my list of non-vampire-like traits.
God, I just love him. Can I haz him?
Her lips crashed back down to mine, and I ran my hands over the soft flesh of her breasts.
I should have recognized the scene.
Yup, you should have... And you should have heard Charlie getting up. *sigh*
But thank God it turned out okay. And they were able to get right on to business again. Heh. Edward and his condom in the closet, HAH!
“Edward, you’re going to have to go when the alarm goes off,” Bella told me.
I furrowed my brow, but didn’t say anything. I had the feeling the clock wasn’t going to make it past the next hour, let alone the rest of the night.
Ouch, that's just heart breaking. Poor Edward. Stupid Charlie...
You need to go back to the cabin and stay there.
Oh boy... Tell him to hunt, too! Now he'll definitely see that as him having to stay in it!
I put the pink panties alongside the blue camisole inside of the pillowcase, so Bella wouldn’t see them when she returned.
Mission 1: get underwear for Pillow Bella has now been completed.
Had I hunted yet? I couldn’t remember, so I went searching for a meal.
“Yes,” Bella said softly after a significant pause. “It was when I came back. After I left him on the island. I did this to him, didn’t I?”
Or Samson's crushing powers? Perhaps his mind got hurt... But he did the same to Emmett?!?
Shoving her blue top and pink panties inside the pillowcase obviously hadn’t fooled her, since when I reached inside I found she had added the sheer pink top to my collection.
Aw, lol. I did think it was an odd hiding place. Definitely if she had to sleep on top of said pillow... :-D
So much for anonymity.
That's what I was saying on a forum almost a week ago. New Moon Edward was such an asshole for just walking up to Aro and expose Alice, Jasper and himself like that!
And this one mustn't forget that Bella's also screwed when they get to Italy. 'Maintain the secret' has definitely been violated. So they'll want her dead. If not that, there's the part where her mind is shielded from a mind-reader, so that's interesting for him.
Gah, I want to have the update before I leave next Saturday... Oh my... :P
Will see you on the forum to see how they responded to the banana peel. Though the rest of the chapter was very heavy, I hope it'll get some focus, too!
Umm..the birth control shot doesn't stop E's "soldiers" - it stops Bella's eggs! hehehe. You can haz heem when I's done wit heem. Might take a while. Thanks, as always, for your extensive reviews!!!