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Reviewer: twicrack83 (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 07:49 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

loved that carlisle showed her how to use a condom with a banana! perfect! and then she ate the banana! Hahahaha!! it would have been epic if she used a popsicle! all the sucking and licking involved and edward imagining it. that really would have set him off.

nice twist that they are going to go see the volturi. can't wait to see what you have in store! ;)

Author's Response:

She was hungry!!  Actually, the popsicle probably would have been better... ah well... Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: AussieECfan (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 07:34 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

How on earth will Edward cope with the idea of being away from Bella, when Carlisle takes him to Italy to see Aro? I mean, I think he realises if he truly wants to know what's wrong with him; then he needs to go see the Voluturi, but he can barely manage a few hours away from Bella. It's not like she can go to Italy with him!

The secretive sex with Charlie in the house cracked me up. Especially when Bella got all embarassed and explained about her discussion with Carlisle, the contraception injection and the condoms. Seriously, the reaction Edward had when Bella even suggested that Carlisle paid her a visit about sex.... *L*



Author's Response:

He'll go ballistic, like he does. :)  Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: farsideomoon (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 07:25 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

I think it completely has to do with Bella & the monster craving her blood is baffling him making him crazed to the point he can't think clearly unless his appetite is sated. Too bad he can't just change her & be all well.

Love the new chapter, can't wait for the next!;~)



Author's Response:

good theory!  wait and see! :)  Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: nocturnal_rendevous (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 07:13 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

Loved that chappie!  I'm glad that Carlisle had talked to Bella and garnered her help in aiding Edward.  I know he'd be happier if he could get himself straightened out, so both he and Bella could have a 'normal' relationship (well, sorta).

Please update again soon.



Author's Response:

Normal?  Are you serious?  LOL  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: girli565 (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 07:02 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

You have to do an outtake of Daddy C having that talk with Bella! It's too hilairous to just leave to our imaginations ;)



Author's Response:

Hehehhe - we'll see!  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: TessLouise (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 06:34 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

The awkward/cringe factor would be enormous for that conversation!

Author's Response:

Amen!  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: lovebooks (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 06:30 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

OH-HEH-Heh-Heh!  He started VERY properly, "Bella, there is something we need to discuss.  Alice has seen a vision in which you were impregnated with a child who under the cirumstances is most likely Edward's.  This would not have a happy ending for you and so I need to talk to you about birth control.  I have a shot for you, but it won't take effect for 24 hours and we have reason to believe the impregnation will occur tonight.  If Edward does come to you tonight you will have to use a condom."..."Well  I just happen to have some with me...I have also brought a banana to demonstrate on.  No need to be embarassed.  Really Bella all the blood rushing to your face like that is going to cause you to faint."



Author's Response:

That's probably pretty accureate!  LOL  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: christylou (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 06:26 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

but how can he go without her??



Author's Response:

Kicking and screaming?  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: maiseypattinson (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 06:25 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

That would have been the most funny thing ever!  Daddy C and the big bananna......  I think the best part would have been Bella's reaction to Carlisle knocking on her window - too too funny!

Poor Ed, he really is a mess, but the Volturi?  Really?  Is that the only option left?  Could Jasper come and spend some time with him to get a read of him?  Perhaps he could name the emotions that Edward is feeling.  Ooooo there is a shitstorm a brooin! xx

ps hope you had a great holiday!



Author's Response:

who said the banana was a big one?  LOL

Reviewer: bbbee (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 06:23 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

Oh shoot...the Volturi! I must say I am completely fascinated by Edwards insanity...if that's what it is...I'm so curious to see where you are going with this story! LOL he wants to be a pocketward ;) *giggle* that is so...strange ;) The, um "I have never..." and the condom talk was soo funny... I giggled like crazy... oh little Eddie... *snort*

Congrats on the award for best AU! Well deserved! <3



Author's Response:

Pocket Edward is a product we would all buy!  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: jjohnson78587 (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 06:06 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

What the hell is wrong with our boy?

Can't wait to find out.

I have absolutely no guesses.

I loved the chapter, as always.

Bella will stand by her vamp no matter what.

Love pillow Bella. Love shapeshifting pocket Edward.

Hope Aro can help Edward.

Until next time.

Take care Savage.

 



Author's Response:

Pocket edward = love it!  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: engelboi (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 06:06 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

wow you updated!!! :) omg, what's wrong with edward?? i'm at lost here.. the sex ed with carlisle is so funny!! ;p

Author's Response:

wait and see!!  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: Eksdj (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 05:53 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

I love this chapter (not just bec of the smut) but the twist you're creating!! Insaneward!! Please do keep us on the edge of our seats as this story progress!!

Author's Response:

I'm glad you liked it!  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: karen4honor (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 05:44 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

GASP!!! the italians?!?! ACK!! i figured/hoped it would be eleazer maybe, but ARO?!? heheheh, yeah ilm sure bella's entire body blushed red w/the condom & banana lesson!



Author's Response:

Hey, somebody needed to show her how!  LOL Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: AubreyRose (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 05:21 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

Bella was jealous and she cried in the car when alice and esme took her home - does she need Edward as much as he needs her?

Author's Response:

Wait and see! :) Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: ROSEjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 05:14 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

They almost got caught. haha and edward didnt care, he just wanted to stay buried inside her... i remember being young and stupid like that...haha.. what is wrong with edward,  does it have to do with him not taking her blood anymore...



Author's Response:

Yeah - he may have preferred to yell out "I'ts ok charlie - I'm just boning yur daughter.  Won't be but a minnute!"  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: irunwithvampires (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 05:11 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

Well.  Italy.  Methinks Bella might just have to go with to keep Edward semi-sane.  



Author's Response:

Wait and see!  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: showme8900 (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 05:09 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

that was pure awesome...poor Edward.



Author's Response:

Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: slyt2 (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 04:54 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

OMG every single chapter Edward just breaks my heart...... Now i know Bella cares for him but damn it does she love him  ..........she needs to love him too. and i don't want him insane ...... i want him fixed.....this isn't fair......lol

I can't believe he went out hunting and didn't come back.....oh Edward.....Carlisle is going to have to really explain to  Bella that Edward takes every single word she says to heart.... and follows it to the letter.......So when she says stay in the cabin...........she needs to say stay at the cabin but also go and hunt............or go hunt and then come back.. I don't know if Bella really knows how much he "listen to her words"...... i just want him to be well.

I can't believe they almost got caught at Bella's by Charlie......lol

i mean that would not be good but it was kind of funny......... Charlie is a idiot........(cuz he is keeping them apart).......I hope Aro can help him but i also hope he doesn't try to keep him or causes problems because Bella knows the truth of vampires.......... so can't wait for next chapter.....



Author's Response:

He got a little side tracked in the woods trying to remember if he had eaten or not...

 

Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: cullens_pet (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 04:52 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

That must have been the most embarrassing conversation ever!!! Then she ate the banana. I love it. I can't wait for more.



Author's Response:

She was hungry! Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: ebw (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 04:46 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

"I ate the banana after he left" just about killed me!  That whole situation was just so funny!! 

So they are going to Italy....now things should get really interesting....

I have to admit I still have no idea where you are really going with this, but that's a good thing.  You are keeping me on my toes.

Congrats on the Faithful Shipper win!!!



Author's Response:

She was hungry!  She couldn't help herself.  LOL  Thank you for the congrats - I was very honored! 

Reviewer: Nayarit (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 04:10 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

LOL, I do love the banana part, but mostly because she ate it afterwards. HAHA.

It probably started with something conversational like "I've never climbed into the room of a human girl before."

Ahh Pillow Bella. I adore this story. Thanks!!

And when he had said somebody I assumed Marcus because isn't he a tad crazy? Interesting and can't wait for more!



Author's Response:

SHe was hungry!!!  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: fangrl (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 04:01 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

Poor Edward. He doesn't get a break, does he?

Author's Response:

He really doesn't, no.  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: Lotte (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 03:51 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

I have no idea how you manage to do it, but this story just keeps getting better! And it was damn good to begin with!
I'd much rather read your outtake in CPOV about the condom-conversation than bore you with my feeble speculations... LOL!
As always, I'm very much looking forward to hearing from your Edward again. I'm almost as much in love with him as Bella is!

Author's Response:

Awww...thank you!!!  I think that outtake would be funny...  Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: lr51 (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 03:40 AM · On: Realize and Rationalize

This chapter made me laugh at times. Edward is adorable. He is like a little boy sometimes. I want to hold and rock him.



Author's Response:

Me too!!!!  :)  Thanks for reviewing!

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