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Reviewer: tracygoodey1 (Signed) · Date: December 11, 2009 11:27 PM · On: Orgies and Oprah

oh my ill be giggling all the way to xmas thankyou this is great

Reviewer: tracygoodey1 (Signed) · Date: December 11, 2009 11:14 PM · On: Straps and 'Staches

what a senario, charlie hairy and in leather this will have me giggling all day

Reviewer: tracygoodey1 (Signed) · Date: December 11, 2009 11:02 PM · On: Prepared and Premature

mike and esme ha ha ha,  even in a dream he's getting it wrong absolutly fantastic

Reviewer: tracygoodey1 (Signed) · Date: December 11, 2009 10:44 PM · On: Mirrors and Manhandling

laughing, laughing  laughing you girls are very good at this  

Reviewer: tracygoodey1 (Signed) · Date: December 11, 2009 10:30 PM · On: Pickles and Pasties

totally enjoying this fic, the writing on the t shirts made me laugh, excellent stuff

Reviewer: tracygoodey1 (Signed) · Date: December 05, 2009 01:52 PM · On: Erection and Demolition

laughing already the company name says it all, cant wait to read on

Reviewer: MiaCullen (Signed) · Date: November 21, 2009 08:35 PM · On: Orgies and Oprah

"Cullen Erections would rise again, with the help of my girls..." Oh, the implications...

And that is so right, guys can't stand it when girls cry. That was great :]

Reviewer: beth cullen (Signed) · Date: November 21, 2009 06:47 AM · On: Orgies and Oprah

Oh, my God that was hilarious! I cannot believe how crazy this story is! Can't wait for the next chapter... :)

Reviewer: beth cullen (Signed) · Date: November 21, 2009 06:39 AM · On: Straps and 'Staches

Oh my God, i will never look at Charlie the same again! I'm scarred for life! :) Great chapter!!

Reviewer: beth cullen (Signed) · Date: November 21, 2009 06:30 AM · On: Prepared and Premature

Oh, God, a scout uniform. And he can't even hold out in his dream! What a tool! Great chapter :)

Reviewer: kikalee (Signed) · Date: November 20, 2009 07:01 PM · On: Prepared and Premature

Oh god...that is all kinds of wrong!!!

Reviewer: Winterstale (Signed) · Date: November 19, 2009 04:39 AM · On: Pickles and Pasties

Brava! The pickle/Petzl light section made even my husband, who thinks my Twi interest is faintly embarassing, laugh hard.

You can't expect a growing boy like Em to survive all night without some pickle.

Reviewer: maiseypattinson (Signed) · Date: November 18, 2009 09:34 PM · On: Straps and 'Staches

Ewwwwww - but very freakin funny!

Reviewer: piperann_25 (Signed) · Date: November 18, 2009 06:20 PM · On: Orgies and Oprah

Holy shit that made laugh so hard, I love little e and em running in the room.. And rose crying that shit was funny, you all are awesome keep it up

Reviewer: nlw (Signed) · Date: November 18, 2009 10:43 AM · On: Straps and 'Staches

LMAO!!  Y'all are hysterical!!   I need to make sure I'm not eating or drinking anything when I read this stuff. 

Reviewer: Eliza Cullen (Signed) · Date: November 18, 2009 03:33 AM · On: Straps and 'Staches

Holy Hell!  It's always the quiet ones ;)  Great job!  I would never have expected that. 

Reviewer: MiaCullen (Signed) · Date: November 17, 2009 07:03 PM · On: Straps and 'Staches

Oh my LORD!

I feel like this is some sick form of Clue. The question being 'Who [almost] Raped Tyler?' Answer: Cheif Swan in the Police Station with the Paddle. Ahaha.

Oh, Tyler. What is going on in that little head of yours?

BTW, nice use of the orig. scenes from Twilight (asking to prom and almost killing Bella).

Reviewer: bandcampblonde (Anonymous) · Date: November 17, 2009 06:32 PM · On: Straps and 'Staches

Oh my... that was interesting... and scary. Another hysterical chapter ladies!!!

Reviewer: nlw (Signed) · Date: November 17, 2009 10:02 AM · On: Prepared and Premature

Bwahaahaha!!!  Okay, I have no words.  This was hysterical, and wrong on so many levels, and hysterical!!! 

Reviewer: Eliza Cullen (Signed) · Date: November 17, 2009 06:02 AM · On: Prepared and Premature

Newton has the hots for Esme?  Wow, hmm, I don't know what to say about that.  The scout uniform was a great touch ;)  Please tell me there's a dance to go along with the personal theme song!  : )

Reviewer: AngeAiles (Signed) · Date: November 16, 2009 07:03 PM · On: Erection and Demolition

I'd work on...um, I mean, at... Cullen Erections every day of the week. And nights. And weekends. Most definitely weekends. 

 

Love the story so far. :)

Reviewer: bandcampblonde (Anonymous) · Date: November 16, 2009 06:58 PM · On: Prepared and Premature

Oh my... Mike and Esme... totally did not see that coming. great chapter though... can't wait for more Fairy Godmother Jasper!!!

Reviewer: Eliza Cullen (Signed) · Date: November 16, 2009 06:45 AM · On: Mirrors and Manhandling

OMG!  Emmett...I'm actually crying I'm laughing so hard!

Reviewer: Eliza Cullen (Signed) · Date: November 16, 2009 06:45 AM · On: Pickles and Pasties

Jasper the sparkling fairy?! Holy hell!  Edward & the pickle -  ROFLMAO!  Priceless!

Reviewer: Eliza Cullen (Signed) · Date: November 16, 2009 06:43 AM · On: Erection and Demolition

Cullen Erections & Demolitions :)  TeeHee! So excited to see all of you ladies working together!

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