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Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 09:50 PM · On: Chapter 25--...You. So much, so much.

Ha!  Reading your A/N, I saw the bit about your story being nominated in The Faithful Shipper Awards:  Best RPF Original Character.  (Congratulations by the way!)  In my head, I was thinking there was a typo...it should have been RFP, for Robert Fucking Pattinson!!!  I slay me!  AHEM...anywhooo...

In all fangirl seriousness, I loved, loved, loved this chappie!  It was filled with romance and sweetness and hotness and down-and-dirty-ness...utter perfection for a WussPerv like me!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 09:32 PM · On: Chapter 24--I Love...

I would absolutely be a nervous wreck meeting his family!  I wonder who called on Marisa's cell phone, though??

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 08:54 PM · On: Chapter 23--Pattinson Manor

I love how you have snuck in references to the never-seen Black Stoli shirt!!!  You know all Rob's PattinhOOrs will go insane the moment he wears that in public!!!  Anticipation....

As I type this, my hubby is snoring like crazy in our bedroom...Is it wrong that it made it so much easier to picture Rob falling asleep after his sexy time with Marisa??

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 08:30 PM · On: Chapter 22--I Want You, I Need You...

Can I just tell you this story is sooo amazing??  Thank you for bringing Rob to life this way!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 08:16 PM · On: Chapter 21--Stage 5 Acceptance

Something had to have happened to his phone...he's gotta have a good reason...I simply cannot bear to think of Robert Pattinson as anything but wonderful.

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 08:05 PM · On: Chapter 20--Stage 3 Anger, Stage 4 Depression

Okay, okay!  I'm weak, too! 

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 07:45 PM · On: Chapter 19--Stage 1 Denial, Stage 2 Bargaining

I know the answer is Shouldn't...but I wouldn't be able to wait for a phone call that might never come.

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 07:36 PM · On: Chapter 18--The Peach and Mr. Friendly's Wild Weekend Finale

Oh geez...here we go...the angst...**clicking the Next button with one hand over my eyes and the other on my mouse**

I can tell you quite honestly I probably would have been a sobbing, begging pile of pathetic clutching Rob's ankles, pleading with him not to leave.  Cheers to Marisa for controlling herself until he was out of sight...

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 05:18 PM · On: Chapter 17--Salty Sea Dog

I hope those Peeping Joes don't recognize our Rob!  If they do, they'd better damn well keep their mouths shut!  I'm not ready for any angst yet!!

Reviewer: Carson1 (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 05:06 PM · On: Chapter 28--Leave Your Shoes On

Hi there,  I've already reviewed but will again because you need the love and I am all about the love.  Your story is wonderful, hot trailer yumminess amazing, your Rob is written so well, and they are incredible together.  Take your time with your update, those of us who love your story will be waiting, whenever you are.  Cheers, Leslie



Author's Response:

Muaaa, Leslie. You must have read my emo, shameless plea for reviews on Twitter. Sometimes I wish I couldn't see how many people are reading each chapter, 'cause then it highlights how many people are not reviewing. But, I'll shut up now and just be happy that people are reading it at all. Thanks everyone!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 08:36 AM · On: Chapter 16--Magic Man

I'm a good girl, I am!  I've been reviewing!!  **waves**

I would be absolutely mortified if my neighbor came to my door, revealing I had been too loud!!  However, if it were Rob causing me to be so loud, I wouldn't be able to remain muted...in fact, the police would probably have to be called out for noise disturbance!!

I loved Rob describing his thoughts on the pool scene!  Yummy!



Author's Response:

Hi there. Thanks so much for reviewing every chapter so far. It's really special when a reader does that and I appreciate it so much. Please keep reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 07:54 AM · On: Chapter 15--How To Have A Proper English Breakfast

English breakfast, English man...sounds delectable!  The lemons are amazing...you are talented at writing them, as well as the rest of the story!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 25, 2010 04:32 AM · On: Chapter 14--F*cking Finally

Pardon me...I need to go, um, make my bed...or, um, take a nap and then make my bed...

Holy crow that was some kind of hot!  And I never once considered Rob being uncircumcised!  Oh, if only someone would volunteer to do investigative research...*sigh* Okay, I will if I have to...it is in the name of scientific discovery and record keeping, right???

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 09:13 PM · On: Chapter 13--Rob the Ripper

Cruelest?  Yes.  Cleverest?  Quite possibly!  Beyotch?  Without a doubt!  Ya damn tease of a writer! 

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 08:51 PM · On: Chapter 12--The Grand Gesture

Phew!  When the bright lights came on, I was afraid it was a horde of slimy papps!!  Grrrrr!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 08:28 PM · On: Chapter 11--Heartache or Regret?

John's a party-pooper!  I am so looking forward to their first-date!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 08:09 PM · On: Chapter 10--This Is Crazy Right?

I can see her point...and I can see his!  But there isn't anything on Heaven or Earth that would have stopped me from going through with that offer!!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 07:58 PM · On: Chapter 9--I'll Be Your Lover Too

If Rob were staring at me singing those songs, I'd be crying, too!  And completely unable to utter a single word!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 07:44 PM · On: Chapter 8--Orgasm Muse

Nothing like wet, half-naked, fully-hard Rob is more like it!!  **eyebrows wiggling**

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 02:21 AM · On: Chapter 6--I Prefer To Drive Manual

Mmmmm...piano-playing Rob!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 02:12 AM · On: Chapter 5--Villa Lucia

Are you sure you didn't read my mind when you created Marisa?  Italian men are usually my style, not pale British guys...but Rob is IT for me!!

Just out of curiosity, was "Game on, baby" a nod to Drizl's story of the same name?



Author's Response:

So glad to hear you and Marisa share the same taste in men. As for Drizl's story, no, I wrote this chapter a while before Drizl posted her story. But I do love Game On, Baby and wait excitedly for her updates.

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 01:56 AM · On: Chapter 4--Lady in Red

I can absolutely imagine Jack Nicholson behaving that way...with those eyebrows of his?  I'm sure he was one persuasive SOB!  But, even at his peak he would never hold a candle against HHH!!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 01:46 AM · On: Chapter 3--Suspenders and Garter Belts

Never beg!  :D

UST I can handle...angst?  Not so much!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 01:40 AM · On: Chapter 2--Old Enough To Be His Teenage Mother

Oh, Scilla!  I like lemons in all varieties, perv that I am!  Elena would sound like she was afflicted with tuberculosis if I were Marisa and she was trying to get me to stop staring at Rob!!

Reviewer: soapladyjen (Signed) · Date: May 24, 2010 01:27 AM · On: Chapter 1--Open to Interpretation

Oh, Scilla!   I am a RAoR girl, too.  I have seen your story mentioned several times, and have NO IDEA why it took me so long to start reading it!!!  Girl, Marisa's thoughts exactly mirror my own when it comes (twss) to licking, sucking, and biting Mr. Rob!!!

And your descriptions of him?  My heart was pounding just thinking about his earlobes and his moles and his eyelashes and his...everything!  GAH!! 

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