Edward and Emmett crack me up :) Emmett and his Frankendick lol. When Alice introduced herself to Jasper, all I could think of is "My first name is Alice, Ms. Brandon if you're nasty" (I hope you get that reference). Edward always has to stick his dick in other people's business lmao. Can't wait for the next chapter!

FYI: I voted for you for your Tomato Soup Awards :) Hope you win one!

 

GOOD! Once alice and the gang get to know her, they can vouch that she's not pyscho-stalker crazy. Its really funny that he wakes up hugging the pillow, and that dream he can't remember, could it possibly be the beach dream? You know the one bells has when she realizes what edward is? Just a guess. Either way, great chapter, I await your next.

I have to admit, I cheated a little and read your update on FF first. That said this is one of my favorite fics. My favorite detail of this chapter what how Edward and Emmett speculate about Bella's motivations. That made the fic feel very real to me. The realism in this fic is really to be commended.

Author's Response:

Hi s4s!

I always post sooner on ffn than here. I can't keep up with the readers if I don't split it up a little. It feels easier for me to reply over there too, for some reason. Glad you are enjoying this story so much. I try to make my characters feel real; it's easier for me to hear their conversations if they seem more real, you know? Despite the bizarre things that happen in this story, I still want them to feel believable and I want the conversation to flow and not feel forced. I want my readers to feel like these "people" are accessible.

Thanks for reading and reviewing.

-bannerday

Such a fun read. I'm grinning and chuckling like a dork while sitting in a doctor's waiting room. Thank u!

Oh boy. Small world. My world is too big. I need the little life And it wouldn t hurt to have a jasper to teach with. Do us teachers proud now.

Of course, Emmett was responsible for the nice little gadget in Edward's drawer. I should've known, LOL. It's never boring when Emmett's around. Edward and Bella just can't avoid each other, can they? It was nice to meet the other characters, and I suppose they will appear somewhat regularly from now on, at least some of them. Not happy about the slower posting, but I understand that you don't have as much time. What matters is that you keep posting - this is a very good story.

Of course Alice is Edward's sister. 

Glad to get an explanation & funny story for the vibrating obscenity in Edward's nightstand. 

Can't wait to see how Edward tries to tactfully approach Bella on the situation.

Love how it is all coming together. Great chapter.

Very interesting to read the start of the fan fic; I can't wait to see how this turns out. It must be difficult to separate the two fan fics from each other, but I'm sure you'll manage just fine. I really like this.

You had me in hysterics picturing Edward cowering away from King Dong. I'm not so sure Emmett is the person Edward should consult for relationship-advice, even neighbour-relationships. They're both such boys with their pranks.

Liked Bella's first day of school - kind of déja-vu. Never would have expected Edward bringing the Eiffel-Tower (it fits so much better in Alice's classroom than in Edward's home).

Yay!  Woke up to a new chapter!!  Hmm...interesting chapter!!  Can't wait for more!  xoxo

I am going to have to boil my head in bleach to get rid of the image of Jake and Bella in Edward's bed playing with THAT!!!! lol

So, the gang are all here! Excellent. :)

Great to get my laugh back I needed it yet again. Thanks