I still laughed reading it. I already read it, but it made my eyes water. Angela has the worst luck in the whole world. And on Valentine's day! I've never had a date on that day.. and that is just sad because no Jasper for me! But.. I never want to have a date if it's going to be like that! Everything that couldn't happened.. well, happened! WOO HOO!
'I was his. I inwardly sighed at the direction my thoughts were taking yet again. ' It's always the quiet ones. *shakes head* She looks so nice and nerd but inside? She is thinking about screwing Jasper. Okay, who wouldn't?
"Don’t worry, he will see exactly that." I love that Jessica wasn't Tanya's bitch in here. She is nice and... not a whore. She is a good friend! That was surprising.
'Ben had cheated on me with Tanya Denali, someone I despised. She was the whore of our year.' Whore. A stupid whore. She must have diseases, that is so disgusting.
Jasper hit him, and it made Angela's ovaries scream. *sigh* Jasper is so hot. 'My man was hardcore. ' I have to agree... except he is not my man and he will NOT be my man. That is just sad.
Even after a 'cold shower' (the drinks) she couldn't stop the lustful thoughts about Jasper! 'He nodded just as his lips closed around the slice of pizza. Lucky pizza. ' Angela has amazing control. Why didn't she just jumped on him? Too much? Too desperate? :P
'I groaned and bashed my hands on the counter a couple of times. Why did this have to happen to me now?' I think she should have kicked something. Of all days.. that happens to her! *shakes head* You are so evil.
"I think I'll stay here. The company is much better," *dances around* Jasper... All the things Angela could do to him in the car. "Later?" Angela: NO!!! NOW!! *laughs*
Hello mutt. I mean Jacob!!
Author's Response: Thank you for the review!
You didn't have to re-read this again! But thank you :) I re-wrote some of it because before it was baad writing, made me cringe.
I've never had a date on that day either. I had a 'boyfriend' though.. when I was ten. *laughs* I don't have a Jasper, either *looks at the corner* I'll be sitting with you in a minute, just let me reply to this review.
It is always the quiet ones.. and then in their mind it is just dirty and 'bad' thoughts. It is Jasper! Of course you would think about screwing him!
Lauren is Tanya's bitch. I hate Lauren and she would follow Tanya around like a diseased shadow. Whores! Jessica is the nice friend :)
*laughs* Her ovaries scream? They exploded! And then the smirks and smiles didn't help either. Yes, she has amazing control. Imagine if she jumped across the table and kissed him? Her lips wouldn't get all swollen then... much *giggles and runs away*
You know me, there has to be something evil. This was all fluffy and fun, no angst at all! I had to be evil and stop her from being able to kiss him. I think that is my Jalice side talking.. they don't kiss at all, just hold hands. So not SO non-canon!
Jasper... All the things Angela could do to him in the car. "Later?" Angela: NO!!! NOW!! *slaps you* DIRTY GIRL! Hmm.. those lips could be useful.... AHHHH *tries not to laugh*
Hahah, hello Jac- NAAH. Hello mutt.
Paula x
