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Detente by SqueakyZorro Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
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When Carlisle and Esme had enough of Edward's and Rosalie's bickering, they left the bickering kids on a deserted island while they went to Isle Esme. A whole month with nothing to do but keep from ripping each other apart. NC-17 for lemons.

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Written for mostly a lurker's fundraiser


Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU Characters: Edward, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5061
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2012 Updated: February 19, 2012


Summary:

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Pediatric ICU night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her work experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their immediate attraction to one another is undeniable. They are both trying very hard to maintain their professionalism, appreciating one another as colleagues. Despite this predicament, Edward is determined to get to know Bella; when he learns that she is writing a blog, he makes it his mission to read every entry to find out just what it is that makes nurse Swan tick. Epic banter and UST result. Will they ever be able to admit their magnetic draw to each other?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Completed: Yes Word count: 212767
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2010 Updated: February 18, 2012


Summary:

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Hypothesis: Vampires are capable of vertical inheritance.

 

Objectives:

 


  1. Get Jasper knocked up at least three times in one story. Why? Because it is not nearly as funny to knock up any of the other vampires. And since female vampires are just as hard to knock up as males, might as well go all the way and choose Jasper.

  2. Knock up all the other Cullens while I am at it. Why? Because I can’t think of a good reason why Jasper would be any more knocked up than the rest of them. Maybe Emmett would be… but Emmett is not as funny.

  3. Accuse Edward of having a sexual relationship with his piano and bring up this accusation as many times as possible without Bella finding out.

  4. End in a war between the Cullens and the Volturi, because the Volturi think Carlisle is lying about vampires laying eggs. Why? Because it is the funniest reason for a war I can think of.

  5. Explain vampire genetics, using plasmids, in a way that is one hundred percent compatible with everything ever said by Stephenie Meyer about vampires.

  6. Explain how vampires can reproduce vertically without violating the “vampires cannot change” law of vampiredom.

  7. Make entire story one hundred percent biologically accurate, despite the vampires. Why? Because I’m a biologist.

  8. Tell a bunch of Cullenesque stories and make it funny, because that which is funniest is best.


Recently nominated for a hidden star award.

The award nominations keep coming: now nominated for multiple  iSparkle Awards including the You'll Quote Me Later Award for the thing with Edward and his inappropriate relationship with his piano. Please go vote now!

Also nominated for an Eclipse award for best vampire!

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Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 48 Completed: Yes Word count: 188366
[Report This] Published: July 30, 2010 Updated: February 18, 2012


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Twelve celebrities. Twelve fans. Twelve houses. Twelve weeks. One million dollars.

That is the tagline to the most anticipated show of the year, I Want to Marry a Celebrity! It grabs Bella Swan's attention from the first moment she reads it, especially after she reads who the twelve celebrity contestants are: Tyler Crowley, Rosalie Hale, Caius Levine, Alice Brandon, Siobhan Firth, Edward Cullen, Kate Denali, James Hunter, Heidi Wells, Jared Wentz, Chelsea Green, and Felix Gerandy.

Though the legal terms are complicated, the conditions are simple enough:

Only persons aged twenty-one or older will be allowed to participate. If selected, the person will be notified pending an investigation of said person's personal background. If nothing out of the ordinary appears in the background information, the person will be notified. The person will be flown out to live up to twelve weeks at the private residence of the person they have been paired with. A camera crew will follow each couple on certain days of the week. Sunday nights a new episode will air, and voting lines will open as soon as the episode is over. On Monday night, a couple will be eliminated until only one pair remains. Once a couple has been eliminated, the person will have twenty-four hours to pack all personal belongings and return to their own place of residence, depending on flights available; otherwise, accommodation will be given through a hotel. The one million dollars in prize money will go to a charity organization of the winning couple's choice.

Warning: If selected, for the duration of your stay you will live the lifestyle of the rich and the famous. These people sacrifice a lot of their privacy, as you will have to. Depending on your popularity on the show, your daily life may include paparazzi.

As Bella, who is one of Edward Cullen's biggest fans, reads the above on the official website, she comes to a decision. She has nothing to lose, since she has never won anything before in her life. Not the coloring contest in the first grade, a spelling bee in third, and certainly not a radio competition to win tickets to the midnight premiere of Edward Cullen's newest film. Someone else always won. With that in mind, and thinking that it definitely won't be her who gets picked, Bella enters her name in the draw to be on the show. Imagine her surprise when she opens her front door nearly seven weeks later, only to find the host of I Want to Marry a Celebrity! on her doorstep. Besides a camera crew with him, there’s also a limousine and a lawyer with a heap of contracts, including a non-disclosure agreement.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: No Word count: 85016
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2010 Updated: February 17, 2012


Comfort by light4dawn Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

This one shot was my contribution to Jacob Black N Pack's 3rd Writing Challenge. The prompt for this challenge was Carrie Underwood's song: Before He Cheats.

This story of love, loss, and family bonds is all Leah. It is AU and takes place at an unspecified time.


Categories: AU Characters: Leah, Seth
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2033
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2012 Updated: February 17, 2012


Summary:

Full Moon Rising

"What was I thinking? What was I doing? I knew what my next course of action would be, what it had to be, and it was horrifying. A tiny portion of sanity fought to stop me. But the rest of my mind was no longer in my control. A few more moments and I came upon a small tent with a smoldering fire out front, two adults sleeping inside. Nobody else was in sight or hearing.

It all happened very quickly. In less than a second I was the only one in the tent breathing. The tiny portion of sanity in the corner of my mind was nowhere near strong enough to stop me from quenching my thirst.

It wasn't until after I was finished – my scorching need faded but not completely satisfied – that I fully comprehended what I had done. Though I still didn't know who I was, I now knew what I was.

I felt sick at the thought."

Full Moon Rising follows Alice as her human life ends and her vampire life begins. Each chapter gives a new glimpse into her history, from her family life with her parents and sister, through the dark years at an insane asylum, to finally meeting Jasper and travelling with him to meet the Cullens.

Kept as canon and historically accurate as humanly possible. Rated R for sexual content, dark themes, and violence.

Eternal Hope Contributor


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice, Carlisle, Charlotte, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Peter, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive, The Stories Behind The Story
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes Word count: 164460
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2010 Updated: February 16, 2012


Blood is Thicker by katmom Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 30]
Summary:

What if Edward didn't skip blood typing that day in Biology class? AU

 

 

Entry in the TWILIGHT ROUND of THE CANON TOUR


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 8985
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2011 Updated: February 15, 2012


Summary:

An except from Bella's diary, a hundred and fifty years after her death:

I can't remember my human life, but I remember the first day of my immortality. I remember it with perfect clarity, just as I remember every day that I have lived since. I remember the sights and smells that assaulted my vampiric senses as I opened my eyes to this brave new world. I remember his blood red eyes.

But I don't mean for this to be a story of my early years. I mean for this to be an explanation, a justification. Maybe if I write it all down, I can figure out where this went so terribly wrong. I didn't have a choice about my change. Fate had destined me to live out eternity among the undead. But I had been the one to love two men. I had been the one to break both their hearts and to destroy my own happiness. They couldn't live with what I had done, and neither could I. My family was gone...because of me.

How do you go on, knowing this?

 

A companion story to The Sun Refused to Shine.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: The Diaries of Woe
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 2091
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2011 Updated: February 15, 2012


A Priori by CJ1130 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 85]
Summary:

AU Takes place after Eclipse.

Jacob Black is a broken soul after the love of his life chooses a vampire over him for the final time. He decides to leave Forks to do some 'soul searching'. He is hopeless, believing that Bella was his one and only love... maybe even his imprint, that his chance at happiness is gone forever. He leaves his home a changed man, guarding himself by shutting out those close to him.

Suddenly everything he once knew is changed, as he starts a new life for himself in Oregon with new friends a job and a relationship! Is it an imprint?

Ellie Fulton is a local waitress with a knack for mechanics and a wild, fiesty attitude. Will she allow Jacob into her life after being burned one too many times? Will Jacob decide to go back to the Reservation or start anew?

If he does, the only thing that can threaten his joy and family secret is the presence of Bella Swan and a new enemy who is closer than he appears to be...

 

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Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Billy, Edward, Jacob, Jared, Leah, Quil, Sam, Seth
Challenges:
Series: The Imprinting Game
Chapters: 22 Completed: No Word count: 81622
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2010 Updated: February 14, 2012


Summary:

Bella was all set to marry Edward. Her makeup & hair were done. She was in her wedding dress. The guests had all been seated. The music was already playing. Everyone was waiting on her. Then Alice handed her a mirror as instructed by Edward. That's when everything changed.

In a moment of panic, Bella runs to her best friend, Jacob, who just got home but he has some issues of his own. Can they both work through their pain to be each other's happily ever after? And how will Edward react? What will they do when unexpected truths and outside forces try to destroy the solid relationship that they've built?

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Note: This story is in canon (with the exception of Bella & Jacob ... because, yes, this is a B/J story) & is AU because if it weren't, I'd be writing Breaking Dawn. This story starts during Breaking Dawn, right before the wedding (obviously) and continues past it. It's rated NC-17 for later chapters (& some stuff that leads  up to it).


Categories: Breaking Dawn, Post-Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 37680
[Report This] Published: September 25, 2011 Updated: February 14, 2012


Monday by light4dawn Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

 

This was my entry for Tricky Raven's Sugar and Spice Anonymous Valentine's Day Contest. This One Shot won for the 'Sugar' category!

In this story I examined what might happened if Jacob and Bella had become friends back in the first book of the series, Twilight.

 

Disclaimer:

The following is based on the characters, settings, and events from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. All recognizable and/or trademarked elements, including, but not limited to, characters, settings, events, plot points, etcetera, are the property of their respective owners. No copyright infringement is intended. The author of this specific story (known by the pen name, light4dawn) is not associated with Stephenie Meyer, or any affiliates involved with the Twilight series. This work is intended for entertainment purposes only, and no profit is knowingly generated as a result of it. Only aspects entirely unique and original to this story are owned by this story's author.

 

 


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5694
[Report This] Published: February 13, 2012 Updated: February 13, 2012


Summary:

Mary Alice Brandon awakens alone as a vampire. She is first taught by two nomads before her visions show her a way of life she would much prefer. Can she find the golden-eyed vampires of her visions on her own?

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Excerpt:

 

"Who are they?" she whispered as the vision let her go. Her recovered present-awareness had her stiffening – the other vampires were now all but touching her. Oddly, she felt no threat. They could answer her questions, she was sure. "They have gold eyes. Two of them. The third has red. Like ours," she added, confused. "Gold? Golden eyes?"

Charlotte met Peter's eyes. "We've met one of us with golden eyes. About ten years ago. Have you seen him? Was he your sire?"

Peter held up a hand. "No way in hell Carlisle Cullen would turn someone. And if he did, he wouldn't let her go rogue."

 


Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU Characters: Alice
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3589
[Report This] Published: February 13, 2012 Updated: February 13, 2012


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This one shot was my entry for the Jacob Black N Pack 'Show the Love' Valentine's One Shot Contest.

It is a look at Valentine's Day 2006 from Jacob's point of view where things work out slightly differently from canon.

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1719
[Report This] Published: February 12, 2012 Updated: February 13, 2012


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Edward Cullen travels back to Chicago to see his former lover, Isabella Swan, one last time on the eve of her wedding. O/S piece inspired by the Adele song, "Someone Like You." 

Alternate universe, all-human, canon pairs. 

Graphic sex, adult themes, some mild violence, a whole lotta angst, a sprinkling of fluff, and a slice of good old-fashioned lemony goodness. 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7273
[Report This] Published: January 28, 2012 Updated: February 12, 2012


Summary:

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Alice Brandon has always wanted to be a professional ballet dancer, ever since she was three years old and saw the nutcracker for the first time. Her mother enrolled her in lessons and it was soon discovered she had a true gift. Alice is now eighteen and working for the American Ballet Company, and is making her way to become a principal dancer. Now that she is making her way to the top, dance director Jonathon Reeves is telling her she needs to loose five pounds. How far will Alice go to make it to the top?

As Alice tried to desperately shed the pounds to become on top, she meets and falls in love with another dancer, Jasper Whitlock.

WARNING: Story deals with eating disorders.

Forum topic for sneak peeks http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=21849


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Jasper, Other Character
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 965
[Report This] Published: February 11, 2012 Updated: February 12, 2012


Summary:

Bella Swan was a successful journalist and a bitch.  She craved to meet someone who would ignite passion in her dull, monotonous life.  When asked to interview a popular romance novelist, Bella's fate is forever altered. Enter stage left... Edward Cullen.  A man who comes into Bella's life...and is mysterious, aloof and...bad.  A man who has endured a traumatic past and is trying to regain what circumstance had taken from him.  A man who will do anything to be with his one true love.  Rated for language, bitchy banter and lemons. Bella/Edward/Alice points of view. 

 

****WINNER OF 4 TOMATO SOUP AWARDS...BEST ANGST, BEST CANON, BEST EMMETT AND BEST ROSALIE****

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 51 Completed: Yes Word count: 279781
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2010 Updated: February 12, 2012


Summary:

Twilight Canon Tour entry. A mother's work is never done, even when her son is a 107-year-old vampire. Did Esme just stand by while Edward went all emo? A day in the life of a mommy vamp. Rated M 'cause hey, Carlisle's there, too.

 

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Categories: Twilight Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3581
[Report This] Published: February 11, 2012 Updated: February 11, 2012


Summary:

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After years of marriage and four kids, Esme thinks her life with Carlisle is just fine. But when she overhears the glamorous Tanya make a play for Carlisle, she starts to see things in a different way.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Carlisle, Esme, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5523
[Report This] Published: February 11, 2012 Updated: February 11, 2012


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Written for the Twilight Canon Tour, New Moon Round.

Edward left Bella in the forest and she went catatonic.  Her parents got her to therapy and her therapist has told her she has to "write out her pain" to process it. Reluctant at first, Bella gradually finds strength and confidence in her online anonymity.

Until she realizes that, having crossed a line, she wasn't so anonymous after all.

Excerpt:

Did Edward ever look that happy with me?  Or did my blood always cause him so much pain?  He said he’d always love me...in a way. But it must not have been that way...  


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10056
[Report This] Published: February 08, 2012 Updated: February 10, 2012


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Mass executioner is no job for an empath. As the decades passed, Jasper's duties as part of Maria's army wore him down. Briefly revived when he left her to live as a nomad with Peter and Charlotte, he soon left them, too, and his melancholy grew. Then, when he least expected it, a spark in the form of a tiny dark-haired vampire changed his life. Rated M for violence, references to sex and adult themes (but no lemons).

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Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4394
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2012 Updated: February 10, 2012


My Impotence by SqueakyZorro Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

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As Forks' police chief, Charlie was used to being in charge. While he loved having Bella with him, he'd experienced a rude shock when he realized that a father can't truly be “in charge” of his teenage daughter. During the ups and downs of Bella's relationship with Edward, Charlie understood for the first time the true meaning of impotence.

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Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Charlie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2168
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2012 Updated: February 09, 2012


Summary:

A Pre-Twilight Jacob Bella One Shot written for one of Jacob Black n Pack's Writing Challenges. The prompt for this challenge was the song, "To Build a Home" by Cinematic Orchestra.


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Bella, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3449
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2012 Updated: February 09, 2012


Summary:

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This was my entry in THE CANON TOUR—NEW MOON ROUND

PROMPT/summary:

A mother's love (and meddling) knows no bounds. Unbeknownst to Edward, Esme stays in touch with Bella.


Categories: New Moon Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2546
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2012 Updated: February 09, 2012


Summary:

If you faced losing everything…

Would you trade your mortality to keep just a part of what you have? Count the cost before you decide.

One year after BD and all is not well. Bella's newborn year was way too easy. The newest Cullens are much harder to handle-both of them. Jasper has a tough year ahead dealing with these two! Flashes of human memories add to the tension and mystery.   

Once the venom courses through your veins it’s too late to change your mind.

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Carlisle Cullen considers himself a doctor first and a vampire second. His focus is to protect life. What he finds at a fatal crash seen causes him to break the treaty his family has honored for over 80 years. The entire Cullen family will face the consequences of his last minute decision. Now the wolves are pissed and the Volturi are getting nervous.

Scott and Diane started out on a family vacation they would never finish.  After losing their lives and children through the fires of transformation, can they still hang on to each other?  Diane's human memories, once thought lost, are slowly breaking through in the strangest of ways.  Why does she recognize the vampire in one of Esme's treasured albums?  By the time the Cullens figure out what's going on, all they can do is prepare for the inevitable.

This is a story of love, loss, and picking up the pieces. Even for immortals time only moves forward. There really is no way back.

Award

 Aug. 2011 Nominated in the best Angst/Drama Category

 


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Nessie, Other Character, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: Yes Word count: 162730
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2011 Updated: February 08, 2012


Summary:

These are a collection of outtakes and deleted scenes from my story, For Whom the Bell Tolls.  There will probably be around half a dozen chapters in this submission, including Alice and Jake POVs.  And some vampy lemons.


Categories: AU Characters: Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 6456
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2011 Updated: February 08, 2012






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