Hypothesis: Vampires are capable of vertical inheritance.

Objectives:

1. Finish knocking Jasper up, for the third time. Why? Because a story is not complete without a parity for Jasper.


2. Knock up Emmett and Rosalie too. Why? Because it’s their way of dealing with the loss of a child.


3. Rebuild vampire society after the war, including the transition to an egg-laying society and the adoption of eggs that were orphaned by the war.


4. Move the Cullens back into human civilization and send the kids to middle school, so that they can learn to interact with humans and blend in.


5. Send Masen to speech therapy with the humans so that he can learn to talk.


6. Send Jasper back in time, with the aid of his time-traveling twins, to meet his human family and resolve any lingering issues he still has from his convergence.


7. Accuse Jasper of being sexually attracted to his grandmother and bring up this accusation as many times as possible. Why? Because it’s the new running gag.


8. Make entire story one hundred percent biologically accurate, despite the vampires.


9. Tell a bunch of Cullenesque stories and make it funny, because that which is funniest is best.

Nominated for multiple iSparkle Awards!

Nominated for Best Drama/Angst/Hurt/Comfort WIP and Best Supernatural/Fantasy/Horror/Spiritual Sci-Fi WIP in the Emerging Swan Awards!

I have now been nominated for Oldie but Goodie Author in the Emerging Swan Awards!

Twenty-two-year-old Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, the thirty-nine-year-old Vice President at Providence Medical Center in Portland.  After years of fighting their attraction to each other, a quick tryst in the break room leads to a thrilling but complicated relationship.  Trying not to get caught by the prying eyes of their entire workplace, they’re forced to hide their relationship and deal with his ex-wife and his sixteen-year-old daughter.

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When Bella was left in the woods on that fateful day by Edward, she wasn’t found by Sam or any of the Quileutes. Victoria was lurking and caught her scent. She absconded with a severely injured Bella to parts unknown. Just before Victoria could suck the last drop that would signify the stopping of Bella’s heart, something interfered. Killing Victoria and saving Bella. When Bella woke up, she had no memory. None whatsoever. The only clue she had to her past was her first name written on the inside of her boots.

Starting over as a whole new person, Bellatrix Summers is anything but human now.

Picks up in New Moon, then is AU and OOC for Edward and Bella. Canon Couples eventually, with a few bumps along the way. Multiple PoVs will be told with little overlap.

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My name is Isabella Marie Swan.  I am damaged. I didn't use to be. I used to be that girl who loved literature and music and romantic movies on the Hallmark channel. Now I just try to get through each day without hurting myself — or someone I love. It all started with a boy — isn't that always the case?

After a life-changing event, Bella has left Forks to live with her mom and Phil in Florida.  She's never expected to hear from him again, but when a letter arrives unexpectedly from Edward, it sends her life in a tail spin and forces her to face the demons of her past.  

This story contains the topic of suicide.  

Masen had it all. Money... Good looks... until he pulls a prank on the wrong person and is turned ugly on the outside just as he is on the in. He has a year to find someone to love him for what's on the inside or he will stay that way forever. He begins to loose hope until he meets one girl... Bella Swan. But, can she learn to love him? For who could ever learn to love a beast?

Excerpt:

“Looks are so important to you,” she murmured as she walked over to me. “Imagine life without them.”

“What?” I asked, confused.

“You’ve spent your life worrying about how you look and treating all of the ‘beastly’ people out there like garbage.”

“It was a joke!” I cried out in panic.

Victoria tilted her head to the side and said, “I didn’t get it. But you will.”

Black spots had started to cloud my eyes. “Get what?”

Victoria put her hand on my shoulder. “You have a year from today to find someone to love you.”

Isabella Swan just wants some adventure in the woods. Little does she know, all that wandering has consequences...

Bella is part of a very powerful, very old Coven of vampires who move to the small, nondescript town of Forks, not knowing all that awaits her there: danger and romance in an unexpected form, as well as truth where she thought she already knew what such a thing was. Is the man she wants really the better choice, or is the man she hates the one she should be running to rather than from?

Sometimes we don't do as we're told, and sometimes we only see what we want to.

A "Blood and Chocolate" take on Twilight with traditional vampire values and non-excruciatingly-painful vamp-biting. BxE, all BPOV

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Rowdy and rambunctious Bella has been in trouble with the law in Phoenix one too many times. When Renee sends her to live with estranged Charlie, strange things begin to happen to her. What secrets has Renee been hiding? OOC. Vamps/Wolves/Humans. Rated R for Bella's sassy sailor mouth.

Brave – adj – Defintion: bold. Synonyms: adventurous, audacious, chivalrous, confident, courageous, daring, dashing, dauntless, defiant, fearless, heroic, indomitable, intrepid, reckless, spirited, strong, valiant. Antonym: Kim Winters. CANON. Sequel to Fallible.

Investment banker, Edward Cullen, wakes up covered in blood with a black lace thong on his floor and no memory of the night before except for an image of a pair of bright red eyes. Entry for the Pick a Pic Challenge. Horror/Mystery Rated for language, lemons and vamp violence.

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An accident leaves Bella confined to a wheelchair, she has to undergo physical therapy. Add in one gay best friend, an odd set of parents, and an extremely attractive physical therapist, and things go beyond what she has ever expected. AH (Except Carlisle and Esme)/AU MA=lemony goodness.

Edward Cullen, multi Grammy-award winning, platinum selling artist, is back in the studio and working on his newest instalment. Enter Bella Swan; the business' newest recruit and recording her debut album.

With one treading dangerous water after she is thrown in at the deep end, and the other struggling to find inspiration or meaning in anything, can they find the answers in one another?

Throw in Edward's dark past and even darker addictions, their feuding differences in art, and many long nights at the studio and there is bound to be tension. But how can you keep the one thing you'd never want to share to yourself, in a world so crazy with publicity and celebrity?

Rated M for Pianoward, language and dark themes, including attempted rape and drug use.

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Lieutenant Colonel Cullen, a Silver Star Award recipient, buries the grief of his personal loss in order to serve his country. Upon the tenth anniversary of the death of his brother, he looks forward to retirement. The constant fighting in Afghanistan has gotten to him, pushing him to the limit. His last mission finally provides him with peace.

Rated NC-17 for Adult Language and Images of War.