"Everybody has a secret...Edward wants Alice who likes Jasper who is really Bella whose brother is dating Tanya so she hates Alice who's with Edward to make Jasper jealous who is really Bella who is crushing on Edward who thinks she's a guy..."

Crossover with the movie She's the Man (which is a re-telling of Billy Shakespeare's Twelfth Night). AU/AH. When Bella finds out the girls soccer team at her school has been cut, her enthusiasm for the upcoming year fizzles under the Forks sun. With her brother Jasper being sent to boarding school, will Bella do something unexpected or will she wallow in deflated soccer balls all summer?

Slightly OOC, but I tried to keep most of SM's original character choices.

*Rated R, mainly for language. Brief mentions of underage drinking. Moments of teenage tomfoolery. (The non-smut kind).

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Bella Swan is a lonely aspiring journalist who just moved to New York City. Edward Cullen is a recent college graduate in the midst of a quarter-life crisis. Will their individual baggage keep them apart?

 
Banner by Inside-the-Disarray.  Thanks, lady!

Bella Swan and Edward Masen have spent their whole lives together and Bella can’t imagine life without her best friend until a tragic car accident on a deserted stretch of highway steals him away. Four years later, the ghosts of her past resurface. AU - M - OOC (somewhat)

Bella doesn't get the workings of men's minds and her father and male friends don't help.

It takes Edward, some dirty talking and cunnilingus to help her to understand.

Written for the Support Stacie Auction.

Rated NC-17 for graphic sexual descriptions. AU/AH

At the lugubrious summer house by the obnoxious blue lake, they find
the words to a song long lost.

Part One-Edward: “Oh, no. No white rabbits for me, little vampire man. You’re the only Alice in this story.” AUAH, Canon

It's been three years since Edward Left Bella and her life has fallen apart. What will it take for Bella to reach her breaking point, and what will our favorite family of vampires have to do with it? Will Bella ever be able to heal?

Set in the timeline of post Breaking Dawn (i.e the first November Bella is a vampire!), but AU. Imagine Edward had the strength to stay away from Bella for her to save her humanity. She is happy with Jacob and is settling into a routine. Coming back from Florida to tell Renee some news, Bella meets someone she doesn't expect on the plane.

Now three of our characters face a crossroads and must all make an important decision. What are the consequences of each decision and how will they effect the other two?

The love of one man gave Bella the strength to fall in love with another. When the pieces of our world start to crumble can we really pick up the pieces and move on?

My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.

WARNING:  Contains GRAPHIC scenes of violence.

After a terrible car accident, Bella is left in a medically-induced coma. When she wakes, she has short term amnesia. What is so terrible that her mind is blanking it out? Edward has to delve deep in to her past to free up her future. Can he do it?

Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons

Bella is a 24/7 consensual slave, but some days are harder than others. When her big mouth gets her in trouble, Edward isn't inclined to go easy on her and he teaches her a lesson that she won't soon forget.

This is a oneshot set prior to the events in All of Me and will not make sense if you have not read at least a few chapters of that story.

This story contains strong BDSM themes, graphic language and graphic sexual depictions. It is meant for a mature audience (18 and older). Some of the content may be offensive to some readers. Please read with caution.

Bella lives in a small town where nothing exciting ever happens...at least not until night. When night falls, Bella has wonderful, realistic dreams about a man named Edward. Dreams are all they can be, Bella tells herself. How can she be so sure? Well. during the day at school, Edward acts as if she doesn't exist. Also, the man in her dreams profess to be a vampire, and everyone knows that vampires don't exist...right?