AU. After a grizzly ritualistic murder takes place, an FBI Agent specializing in the occult is summoned to Forks. A Twilight / Cthulhu Mythos fusion.

While out hunting, a week before her own wedding, a curious Renesmee asks Bella how she came to realize that she loved Edward more than Jacob, even though she had once claimed to love both men...

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When Carlisle introduces Edward to a young coma patient, they discover that Leia's mind still works just fine. What would happen if the hospital is forced to disconnect her life support? Can vampire venom heal *everything*?

The following crackfic is the result of watching too much Hellsing and Austin Powers.  I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. 

Introverted, misanthropic Edward has never shown any interest in having friends.  However, when he encounters a group of beautiful, magnificent students at his new school, he cannot help but feel intrigued and drawn to them.  When simple infractions of the law evolve into dangerous and life-threatening scandal, Edward involves himself in something well beyond anything he's ever experienced.  How far is he willing to go to prove himself to them?

AU-AH with some OOC, some not canon pairings with some eventual canon pairings, addition of some new (made-up) characters, written primarily in Edward's POV.

Rated for language, underage drinking, and some graphic and sexual themes. 

Being a working class girl in 1988 was something that Bella Swan hated. She wanted out of it and she got her wish when she is turned into a vampire. Going through time drinking blood was the normal for Bella until she stumbles across Edward Cullen and his family. They take her in and try to teach her the alternative to live. Bella is getting the hang of it and the hang of Edward Cullen. Everything seems to be going right in her life, until a person from her past comes back and threatens to destroy it.

During Edward’s hunting trip, Bella unleashes her naughty side when she can no longer control her hormonal urges. What are her fantasies? What does she really want to do with Edward? 

Edward and Alice discuss his departure after Bella's birthday and what his return means for their future. Set between chapters 22 and 23 of New Moon.

No one else noticed anything but their beautifully heart-breaking faces, perfect and flawless in every way imaginable. Although they were notorious for amazing beauty, they were also known for their scandalous family dynamic and seclusion outside of those relationships—with the one exception: Bella Swan. An introspective look at Bella Swan and the Cullens through the eyes of Lauren Mallory.

How was it that one could want something so much? How could she purposely tempt me to bite her? Did she already know my secret? No, she never cared about me before...did she? I used to believe I understood the mind of all my classmates, till I saw Amanda's eyes that day.

Edward's world is turned upside down in one of life's many note-worthy moments. He was ready for the happiness and wonderment, but he didn't expect heart shattering pain to be a part of the equation. Written for Bethaboo and TheEdwardEmmett’s “Make It Count” Contest! All Human.

Just as she thought things couldn't get stranger, Bella finds that vampires aren't the only thing to worry about in Forks.