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Summary: A naughty oneshot Alternate Universe to V&P... were Emmett's not the only one who finds Rosalie pleasuring herself in the forest, and the scenario that follows as the memory of that night haunts all three young, horny teenaged vampires.
Rosalie's Point of View
Em/Ro/Ed but ending w/ Em/Ro, of course
Warning: Read at your own risk. Rated NC-17 for a reason for adult language, themes, and uber-strong sexual content. It’s all lemons with angst and a small touch of fluff. You’ve been warned.
Part of the series "Twilight After Dark." A Smutt Anthology by KariAnn, cfmom, and Achelle131.
Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Emmett, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Twilight After Dark: A Naughty Smut Anthology Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 10251
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2009 Updated: October 31, 2009
Summary: After an impulsive & boredom induced change, Seth Clearwater is feeling new and improved. And when he learns about the Pack meeting that night - he is all the happier. How will the pack react to this change? (Warning: can be considered crack-fic)
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Other Character, Seth
Challenges: Series: The Wolfpack Chronicles
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1225
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2009 Updated: October 27, 2009
Summary: Some killers have no shame. This is a 60 second look into the mind of a bloodthirsty hunter.
Categories: Crackfic, Other Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 385
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2009 Updated: September 23, 2009
Summary: One-shot crackfic written for vjgm's Trust in Advertising contest. See what happens when Esme and Alice reminisce over Alice's old high school yearbooks.
Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Esme
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 6492
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2009 Updated: September 05, 2009
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2009 Updated: September 04, 2009
Summary: The Cullens are famous for skipping out on school to go camping, aren't they? One day, they decide to take Bella along with them as hilarity ensues!
Categories: Post-Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 1906
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2009 Updated: September 01, 2009
Summary: Emmett and Renesmee embark on a fun-filled adventure to Wal-Mart insearch of a Hannah Montana doll. (One-Shot)
My entry for the Sparkle Snark-ful Humor Contest
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Emmett, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 2302
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009
Summary: Total crackfic
CoWinner in Pastiche Pens' Sparkle and Snark-ful Humor Contest
Warning: language, nudity, violence, and bad taste
Edward struggles with bloodlust and his family tries to help.
The names of 15 popular fanfics are hidden in here.
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 2465
[Report This] Published: August 01, 2009 Updated: August 08, 2009
Summary: A peak into the mind of the pack and how they are coping with their new lifestyles. I will be tackling one wolf at a time.
This is crackfic so just know that going into it!
Thank You VJGM!
Categories: Crackfic Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 1447
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2009 Updated: August 04, 2009
Summary: Warning: Cracky and contains Edward bashing. Edward finds a frog that will sing, and it will dance... but only for him. And the Cullen is driven to the brink of insanity as a result. If you happen to be an Edward fan, you PROBABLY shouldn't read this. :P
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4742
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2009 Updated: July 20, 2009
Summary: By popular request, the "treatment" Alice receives in the Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy told from Edward's POV.
Someone gets licked, someone gets angry, and there are some lemons involving more than two people at the end--what's not to love about this story? ;)
Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges: Series: The Others...
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Word count: 11844
[Report This] Published: June 26, 2009 Updated: July 18, 2009
Summary: What would happen if Leah imprinted?
What would happen if it was on someone we knew?
Ahh, unrequited love.
Or is it?
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Jacob, Leah, Nessie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 737
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: June 12, 2009
Summary:
When life provides a dream so far beyond the wildest capabilities of imagination... two worlds collide, in the bed of one very lucky girl.
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Edward, Robert Pattinson
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 5206
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2009 Updated: June 06, 2009
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2009 Updated: June 04, 2009
Summary: Edward should be more careful with his extra hearing. TORCHWOOD crossover. Post BD. Rated PG-13 for innuendo. Slight Crack!fic. Short One-shot.
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 533
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2009 Updated: May 30, 2009
Summary: Latest one-shot from the Others' Series. Follow up to "Naked Angela"
Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Ben
Challenges: Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 3117
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2009 Updated: May 26, 2009
Summary: Renesmee Cullen is grown up and encountering her desires and fears.
I was young and free, and my burgeoning lust demanded satisfaction. The fire in my loins was growing. Jacob Black was the only one who could extinguish the flames. My days and nights were overpowered with desire. I was like a shooting star - going down, down, down...
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Word count: 11783
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2009 Updated: May 23, 2009
Summary: One-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 3601
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2009 Updated: May 21, 2009
Summary: Where did Angela poof off to in Chapter 11 of the Good Looking Loony Tunes Stalker Guy? Who's her mate? And, wait, she gets naked?
Angsty, followed by lemony goodness.
Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Angela, Ben, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 3642
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2009 Updated: May 16, 2009
Summary: Was it really Bella's blood that sparked James' hunt? Or was it something else entirely?
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, James
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 759
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2009 Updated: May 16, 2009
Summary: For a limited time only: Lessons in the Art of Seduction for the Supernatural! Bella and the girls own a sex store. What happens when Bella gets tricked into giving Edward sex lessons? AU-Canon Couples. OOC, Smut, Bad language.
Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Word count: 5694
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2009 Updated: April 26, 2009
Summary:
Find out a little more about the Others' "meat market" that Emmett and Rosalie run.
You probably can read this one-shot f you haven't read The Good Looking Loony Tunes Stalker Guy yet. It's understandable (and funny I hope) but it will even funnier if you've read at least read a couple of GLLTSG's chapters.
Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 1802
[Report This] Published: April 22, 2009 Updated: April 26, 2009
Summary: Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return from a short vacation to find Emmett and Rosalie waiting for them. They have a movie to show the three: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. It only gets worse when Jacob shows up.
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 938
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2009 Updated: April 08, 2009
Summary: The Cullens know nothing of Twilight: the book by Meyer entailing their secrets. No one in Forks does. But Ella does. Now she's in Forks, and so are the Cullens. Will she affect their lives with her knowlege? Will she even tell them? How would they react? Canon pairings.
Also available here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4555460/1/Unknowingly_Knowing_the_Past
Rated for underage drug usage and crude language (low to nonexistent chance of smut/detailed sexual encounters).
Humorous with plenty of drama and unexpected twists. Patented with a sealed promise of gradually intensifying drama and internal conflict. Delicious.
Warning: Laden with random hilarity. I plan to have you really laughing out loud. ;)
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU, Crackfic Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Word count: 13202
[Report This] Published: January 05, 2009 Updated: April 06, 2009
Summary: Until I met Alice Brandon I could not see color, except for the red tint that would flash across my vision when I was truly infuriated or when I… killed.
Part of the one chapter stories set in the world of The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy. You do NOT have to have read that story to enjoy this one. The ultimate answer to what Jasper gets from Alice!
Categories: AU, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Edward, Jasper
Challenges: Series: The Others...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1123
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: April 03, 2009
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